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A burglar stole $2 million worth of goods from Paris Hilton's home this morning.

"The burglary came just a day after Paris debuted her new car, a pink Bentley."

Is it so bad that I smile when I read this story?

*cries with joy*

Ahaha.

Aww, poor Paris.

Don't hate you guys! If it wasn't for her, we'd have nothing worth laughing at in today latest gossip.

Ahahaha, serves that girl right.

The last car I want from her is a pink Bentley.

And how much is two million dollars to her? It's not much, and it's not like she earned it. Pfff.

Blackson wrote:And how much is two million dollars to her? It's not much, and it's not like she earned it. Pfff.

Seriously.

Love the independent thought.

Hilariously a serious joke :). I never heard about that. "What a prickly situation; potentially problematic :)"

Blackson wrote:And how much is two million dollars to her? It's not much, and it's not like she earned it. Pfff.

Ironically, her grandfather only willed Paris and her sister ten million dollars each. The rest went all the charity. That inheritance might quickly run dry the way she's going.

Who'd have thought you could slut your way through 10 million so effectively?

atob wrote:Who'd have thought you could slut your way through 10 million so effectively?

Bahahahaha that made me laugh ,, nice call atob

Hahaha. Serves her right.

This should've happened a long time ago, and with more money.