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Either "These are my last words"
or "Tell her I love her" because there would be no clear girl I was talking about.

'i forgot...

i bought....

grape...fruit...'

'Hey look Mummy, a car's coming!'

okay jokes aside i wouldn't really say anything, just kind of brace myself for what was about to happen and furiously hope that i survive and come out mostly unharmed :/

nice. that brings a nice picture to my head. i think i would look over at the car and begin processing the event. i wouldn't say anything or even care about other people around me at that point. i think my whole goal would become my survival.

if I were to die in a car crash, I sure my mind would pan out and visualize the crash from above, then I would have one of those "life-flashing-before-your-eyes" bits. then I'd die.

Quite honestly, if that were to happen at that moment with just a few seconds, I'd end up saying, "Oh shi-" and then I'd die. Not a joke, based on the fact that 2 elements are playing in key here, which is 1. The element of surprise, and 2. The element of death. Since either are at the back of you mind at that moment, the most likely occurrence would be some random spout of 'Oh shi-' or 'OH MY GO-' or 'OH GOD N-' and the like. It's would be different if you knew ahead of time.

"I guess, it was meant to be ;("

Animator wrote:Quite honestly, if that were to happen at that moment with just a few seconds, I'd end up saying, "Oh shi-" and then I'd die. Not a joke, based on the fact that 2 elements are playing in key here, which is 1. The element of surprise, and 2. The element of death. Since either are at the back of you mind at that moment, the most likely occurrence would be some random spout of 'Oh shi-' or 'OH MY GO-' or 'OH GOD N-' and the like. It's would be different if you knew ahead of time.

True, true.

Either that or a flashback of my life compressed in two seconds.

you forgot "FU-"

If I had a concussion, it'd probably be something like: "Don't... forget... the clamseason..."
Otherwise, it'd very likely be a "goddamnit," provided I'm not simply screaming in pain.

"If it taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakes forever, I will wait for yo- *SPLAT*."

Animator wrote:Quite honestly, if that were to happen at that moment with just a few seconds, I'd end up saying, "Oh shi-" and then I'd die. Not a joke, based on the fact that 2 elements are playing in key here, which is 1. The element of surprise, and 2. The element of death. Since either are at the back of you mind at that moment, the most likely occurrence would be some random spout of 'Oh shi-' or 'OH MY GO-' or 'OH GOD N-' and the like. It's would be different if you knew ahead of time.

Same thing, except I might also just scream at the top of my lungs and make some movement to try and cover myself as a reflex. That, or I might not even notice that a car is coming towards the car I'm in, and I would just do the frantic movement, or how much of that movement I can do in a few milliseconds.

i'd piss myself and yell HOLY FUGGIN SHI- BAM!

It'd probably be something cynical, or I'd say, "OH YEAH. WHO CALLED IT? WHO CALLED THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE???"

Well early on it might be "NOOOO! I still didn't f..." *dead*
More realistically it'll be more like. "When I die... bury my games at wounded knee"
Okay okay. "AGGGH I HATE DYING MORE THAN ANYTHING!"

I'd probably say something in the format: "$location. $time. Be there."

Thoreau's last words were "Sailboat. Indian." While I doubt those were very carefully thought out, I'd always thought it would be entertaining to say something like that as last words, just to leave people wondering. Something that would be a bit of an enigma.

Slikworm. Pajamas.

*Surprised sound* then I'd probably brace myself, then when it hits...
"Ngh!"
But since I'm usually in the front seat there's still like a 81% chance of death.
Hope it's quick, no matter if I die there or not.

I'd like to think I'd say, "Well, it's been fun" or the like, but honestly I'd probably make some animal fear noise and pointlessly try to shield myself.

"mom, don't forget the bananas and Oatees... oh and the... OH Cra-¨''

and then down in hell ( i'm a naughty boy) ''-p... damn! I never got that damn Banana and those fuckin oateeess! oh.. and don't forget that FHM dvd and magazine...''

I'd probably swear and brace myself.

Hopefully by the time I have to face my last second I will have finished teaching myself to be as neutral and calm as possible, in which case my last words would be along the lines of "Can I do it later?!" or some kind of unidentifiable groan.

"Finally!"