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My life is really beginning to become boring and repetitive. Everything is the same as it was yesterday, and as it will be tomorrow.
Which is why I need a foe.

I want a foe; someone to go against me and put me into my place, or just make my life here generally difficult. Not too hard.

Requirements:
1. Foe must be patient. I may not respond to your insults if I feel they are blasphemous or idiotic.
2. Foe must PM me, and insult me with PMs and/or PMS.
3. Foe can't troll, or expect me to troll, on a topic. We must be civil about this.
4. Foe cannot suspend or ban me, if foe is an admin. Just in case.
5. Foe is, however, free to edit my posts to make me look stupid.
6. I like popsicles.
7. ...what was I talking about again?

Preferences:
1. Not from United States. It's more fun that way.
2. Don't spam my inbox with hate messages. That's too far.
3. You can swear, but if you do, try to be creative. No point in swearing if it doesn't affect your intended audience.
4. Get over it if I don't come onto the forum for a week or so. I don't live here.
5. I secretly want Foe Yay, but I'm too insecure to admit it.
6. Bonus points if you're willing to do some RP with me... if you know what I mean.

PM me if you want a spot.
Also feel free to PM me if you want to be my friend, but I'd prefer a foe.

I'd also like a toe. I like toes. I have a collection of them in my basement. PM me if you'll let me have you toes.

I want to be your friend and foe.
What now?

I'm assuming you know how to PM, and I'm assuming you know how to read. How about learning to follow directions?

Turtle wrote:How about learning to follow directions?

Why would he do that? He's your foe.

Turtle wrote:My life is really beginning to become boring and repetitive.

Well, my turtle ate all my lettuce.

friends make life less boring too! ;___;

Errr...why not try explaining your situation a little better? I'd think there would be other methods of resolving your issues than to simply be your foes.

George wrote:Errr...why not try explaining your situation a little better? I'd think there would be other methods of resolving your issues than to simply be your foes.

But attention seeking is fun!

if you're in england you can get away with 'Life is losing Lustre'

Turtle wrote:My life is really beginning to become boring and repetitive. Everything is the same as it was yesterday, and as it will be tomorrow.
Which is why I need a foe.

I want a foe; someone to go against me and put me into my place, or just make my life here generally difficult. Not too hard.

Requirements:
1. Foe must be patient. I may not respond to your insults if I feel they are blasphemous or idiotic.
2. Foe must PM me, and insult me with PMs and/or PMS.
3. Foe can't troll, or expect me to troll, on a topic. We must be civil about this.
4. Foe cannot suspend or ban me, if foe is an admin. Just in case.

Preferences:
1. Not from United States. It's more fun that way.
2. Don't spam my inbox with hate messages. That's too far.
3. You can swear, but if you do, try to be creative. No point in swearing if it doesn't affect your intended audience.
4. Get over it if I don't come onto the forum for a week or so. I don't live here.

PM me if you want a spot.
Also feel free to PM me if you want to be my friend, but I'd prefer a foe.

You are absolutely ridiculous, you know that?

First of all, what business do you have making a topic on the forums that's so fucking narcissistic that it can't possibly be anything more than an attention grabber?

And second of all, and here's the big slice of the pie, you have no idea what it's like actually having an enemy. It what universe is it fair that you get to start a relationship with someone where you set up the rules of the relationship? You want someone to dislike you, or at least pretend to dislike you, without doing things that you don't like, which is completely ridiculous. And what is this, "Get over it if I don't come onto the forum for a week or so. I don't live here."?? You're acting like you're better than everyone on the forums just by making the statement.

Nobody should participate in something like this on his stupid terms. If you want to have discourse with talented and creative people, then this is the place for it. If you want to make some enemies, you've succeeded, but let me recommend that you leave this community now.

I suggest you start staying up nights under an alternate identity, and create an underground organization where people beat the crap out of each other.

*rolls eyes*

Why don't you just head over to milw0rm, read sql injection and cross-site-scripting tutorials, and run around pissing people off until you finally get locked up? That way, we won't have to deal with it.

Turtle wrote:4. Foe cannot suspend or ban me, if foe is an admin. Just in case.

Hahaha! Fool! You forgot to mention locking topics and deleting posts!

*scampers away*