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Just answer this simple questionnaire.

1)Do you regularly consume alcoholic beverages?

A. Yes (1 point)
B. No (0 points)

Now count up all those points. Refer to the following guide after determining how many points you have accumulated.

0 - You are a ninja. You cannot be stealthy while intoxicated young grasshopper.
1 - You are a pirate. WEEEEEEIGGGGH ANNNCHOOOOORRR!

I got 3 points. What am I?

I...I'm pregnant. I.. I scored a -40.

This test is bullshit -- I am more ninja after consuming alcoholic beverages.*

* Presumably, anyway. This obviously wouldn't be something I would know from experience because the drinking age in my country exceeds my current age.

Who gets drunk to be less visible?

arrrrrrrr. Rr.

I'm a ninja. I frequently consume alcoholic beverages on an irregular basis.

I'm a pirate!

I have an equally effective quest.

Question 1: Are you drunk?

Answer: Check the time of day. If you answer:

Yes, and it is after five PM, you are a ninja.
Yes, and it is before five PM, you are a ninja.
No, at any time, find a new forum.
Yes, and you have been since five PM yesterday, Congratulations! Lenny will soon promote you to moderator of the forums!

blue_tetris wrote:Who gets drunk to be less visible?

Touché.

blue_tetris wrote:Who gets drunk to be less visible?

I get drunk* to make other people less visible.

Or, at the least, less visually unappealing.

*in third-world countries where the 21 law does not apply

hah! it looks like im the only ninja!
I WIN

You jerk. This was just a query.....

Incidentally I am a ninja.

The initial intent was to isolate the one question that could discern which door is a Pirate and which door is a Ninja, say, if you were trapped in a Labyrinth starring Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie.

GamingWolf wrote:You jerk. This was just a query.....

Incidentally I am a ninja.

jerk?
i know it was a query!!!!!!!(*&%()*&#!~~~~!!!

I'm a ninjrate. Arr-hi-ya!

Where's PNJ when you need him? Oh, wait. He's right there. *Waves*

blue_tetris wrote:The initial intent was to isolate the one question that could discern which door is a Pirate and which door is a Ninja, say, if you were trapped in a Labyrinth starring Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie.

I must go on record as saying that David Bowie's penis was obscene in that movie.

Imma ninja, i don't care what that survey says.
if we weren't ninjas, why would we play N?

oh and did you know that zelda is a pirate AND a ninja?

NINJA!!! just as the name says! i are ninja! the love ninja too (thats what 143 means)

i don't drink

I A NINJA

I am a ninja.
Obviously.
...
What are you looking at?

Ummmm. Yea..... Ninja.... In. the. name.

...this is the N forums, i think we are all ninjas

and what the heck is up with snuggletummy's avatar?

that is just a bit overboard

I'm a pirate, because I get booty.

Haha. ha.