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Well, kind of. I really just had to pee a moment ago, and wondered what it would be like to just pee wearing pants. I mean, it's kind of like free writing: good to just let it go once in a while. Of course this sounds completely ridiculous, but what the heck, what have I got to lose? Dignity? Psh, I sold that in like, the fifth grade.

PROS:
- Feeling of release
- Less stress
- +Laziness
- I can stop wondering

CONS:
- I pee my pants

I just wait until I have a good load of dark clothes running so I can just throw them in the laundry, and I'll just take a shower right after. These are the kind of things that go through my mind on a daily basis. God, I'm insane.

Next on to-do list: run while pooping (can this be done?)

psh. like you've never peed your pants.

capt_weasle wrote:Next on to-do list: run while pooping (can this be done?)

Haven't you ever seen this? Haha, so dumb. On the pissing your pants thing, I kinda half did last time I went snowboarding, I could go in to detail, but I don't think that's necessary. I just think you should add, "warms your legs" on the pros column.

wat

so basically you made this thread to show us forum-goers that you're 'weird'

PALEMOON wrote:so basically you made this thread to show us forum-goers that you're 'weird'

What? No, I made this to tell you that I kind of want to pee my pants.

What the hell? capt_weasle, you are a strange, strange man.

What about ejaculating during physical education?

capt_weasle, you're just dumb.

I feel so immature for laughing at any of the above posts. By the way, Slappy, hypocrite much?

flagmyidol wrote:I feel so immature for laughing at any of the above posts. By the way, Slappy, hypocrite much?

Satirist, more like. I know what I'm doing is spam.

Anyway, peeing your pants can be pretty fun, but in my experience, if you stew in it, you have to take two good showers to make your junk smell like junk again.

SlappyMcGee wrote:

flagmyidol wrote:I feel so immature for laughing at any of the above posts. By the way, Slappy, hypocrite much?

Satirist, more like. I know what I'm doing is spam.

It's a fine line.

sept wrote:capt_weasle, you're just dumb.

What's your point?

Peeing on yourself, is a matter that would easily be arguable as one of those "whoa, way too much info" moments. But in this case it's more or less one of those "WTF?" moments. Now you should think to yourself, do I really want to spend my time making 50 people all go WTF? The obvious answer is no.

Just wear a catheter everywhere you go. You replace the CON with "it's annoying and possible painful," but you keep all the PRO's in addition to tacking on "it's what astronauts do."

Slaps knows what he's doing; it wasn't spam.

I remember the first day in psychology, our teacher told us about an experiment where they tried to get people to piss their pants for $100. Supposedly, a lot of people tried and failed, because they had mentally blocked themselves from being able to do it.

Of course, being who I am, I went home and tried it. It wasn't as easy as I expected, but it certainly wasn't hard.

The next day she asked how many of us had tried it. I/we (there were many hands) probably should have seen that coming.

... Wow ...

Alright, when your done, tell me how the goes. And the pooping thing, do it backwards it make it fun. I've had no experience though, so don't rip on me.

1. Pee yourself on video
2. Play video backwards
3. Turn it into an ultra-absorbent adult diaper ad
4. ???
5. Profit!

I think the last time I pissed myself was when I was…8? It was a holiday or something and my mom took me to work, but she was at a meeting, and left me in her office. When she left her office, she said she would go to the bathroom and come back, and then I could go(The bathrooms at where she works open with a key, so I had to wait for her to go and use her key). She left, and I already had to piss badly. She was gone for an hour, and I had reached the breaking point. I don't know if I consciously let it go, but I finally peed. I remember stopping at one point, and then thinking "What the hell?" and continuing. We left shortly afterwards.

Axonn wrote:I think the last time I pissed myself was when I was…8? It was a holiday or something and my mom took me to work, but she was at a meeting, and left me in her office. When she left her office, she said she would go to the bathroom and come back, and then I could go(The bathrooms at where she works open with a key, so I had to wait for her to go and use her key). She left, and I already had to piss badly. She was gone for an hour, and I had reached the breaking point. I don't know if I consciously let it go, but I finally peed. I remember stopping at one point, and then thinking "What the hell?" and continuing. We left shortly afterwards.

I bet she stopped and talked to friend or something than forgot what she was doing. Sounds like my mom.

Axonn wrote:I think the last time I pissed myself was when I was…8? ... then thinking "What the hell?" and continuing. We left shortly afterwards.

you knew how to swear when you were 8?

blackbelmoral wrote:

Axonn wrote:I think the last time I pissed myself was when I was…8? ... then thinking "What the hell?" and continuing. We left shortly afterwards.

you knew how to swear when you were 8?

Should've seen the things I've done when I was eight.

sept wrote:capt_weasle, you're just dumb.

he's not dumb, he just had to get it off his chest.

that sounds wrong.

I heard some vultures pee on their legs.

ToeFaceKiller wrote:I just think you should add, "warms your legs" on the pros column.

Well, they do it to cool and disinfect their legs.

blackbelmoral wrote:

Axonn wrote:I think the last time I pissed myself was when I was…8? ... then thinking "What the hell?" and continuing. We left shortly afterwards.

you knew how to swear when you were 8?

You consider 'what the hell' as swearing?