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I make them play the Scary Maze game. What do you do?

I make them play portal

I turn any Touhou game up to Lunatic and watch them fail at it.

First I go out to the garage, to grab my chainsaw and hockey-mask. Next I put the mask on, and start up the chainsaw, and run around the house screaming. It's funny how something so simple can scare people so well...

squibbles wrote:First I go out to the garage, to grab my chainsaw and hockey-mask. Next I put the mask on, and start up the chainsaw, and run around the house screaming. It's funny how something so simple can scare people so well...

That would scare the crap out of me! o_O

Tell them I love them. :(

Those calm videos that are ending with someone screaming works well, but after two times it doesn't work anymore.

Tell them it's their baby.

rennaT wrote:Tell them it's their baby.

xD Love that one

I make them watch Requiem for a Dream.

I'm not even kidding, drugs or no, that movie will steer you straight.

Unless you stop watching it after twenty minutes to do heroin.

I tell them about my mental problems.

I smile at them.

I act like a freakish retard. I overdid it so much at school, everyone thinks i am like that. ANd playing N doesn;t help my situation with that

I become completely silent and sneak up on them and scream their name!
;D

Lachesis wrote:I become completely silent and sneak up on them and scream their name!
;D

who knew scaring people was so simple?

i show a picture of eganic or isaacx's face to them.
jkjkjk

i shneak uph behindh them ahnd shtare at them wid big eyes *blinks*
then, when they turn around they jump and usually tri[ over themselves.
woot

I give people sideways glances from across the room whilst remaining totally silent.

Slowly, it builds into this awkward tension, making the person increasingly uncomfortable. I do this for a few days and then, one day, approach the person from the front, smile, and say something friendly. Ever throw a hot iron into cold water? The effect is something like that.

I do shit to them.

I whip it out.

The hair does that job pretty efficiently.

SlappyMcGee wrote:I make them watch Requiem for a Dream.

I'm not even kidding, drugs or no, that movie will steer you straight.

Unless you stop watching it after twenty minutes to do heroin.

Damn straight. I watched that movie once over the internet. I was fucking scared.

What do I do? I attempt to discreetly(though, not so discreetly) follow them around for a couple days, scribbling something onto a piece of paper. Or I get them to hug me, and say "Wow, you're really soft.", or, "Wow, you smell nice.", or, "Wow, you're really soft. And you smell nice, too!" or something to that effect. After that, though, they look at me funny, ut they don't yell or scream. I don't know why.

:(

"You're strangly squishy for a person of your age..."

i make them watch scary pop up videos on youtube like...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV0S_6MTrCs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeNgGpLu ... playnext=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGXZKRG7 ... xt_from=PL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijtMIXQX ... xt_from=PL etc.

Growl at them. Or mention Cher and Teletubbies in the same sentence. I am diabolically scary.

I stick my hands to my face, pull down (It's hard to explain, and is easier to see in person.. or over webcam) and it makes this LOUD POPPING SOUND. Most people, when they see it, either gag, compliment on how badass it is, or call me nasty and walk away.