Atheist Bumper Stickers

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2009.05.04 (20:46)

I recently realized that owning a car means that I own a bumper, and I would like more than zero bumper stickers. Currently, I have less than or equal to zero, so this needs to be remedied.
Naturally, I'm most interested in adding smashed headlights, slashed tires, shattered mirrors, cracked windshields, and graffiti to my list of expenses, so I need an atheist bumper sticker, or multiple.

THIS IS NOT A DEBATE THREAD.
IF YOUR INPUT IN THIS THREAD IS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HELPING ME CHOOSE A BUMPER STICKER, DON'T EVEN BOTHER POSTING.
I agree with all of the posted bumper stickers, so we will not be debating these; my question is not "are these bumper stickers correct," but instead, "is this awesome, assuming it is true?"

I actually had a lot more on my list to consider, but I've narrowed it down to these 17 (*sob*).

I'm thinking that if I went with the FSM decal that it would look best with only one or two other bumper stickers, if any. It would probably look best by itself.

Anyway, have at it!

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2009.05.04 (21:13)

3rd one and 5th from the bottom.

http://nmaps.net/user/rennaT · Postby **Tanner** » 2009.05.04 (21:28)

"Fine... I evolved, you didn't."

http://nmaps.net/user/toasters · Postby **toasters** » 2009.05.04 (21:48)

"Only sheep need a shepherd."

http://nmaps.net/user/gloomp · Postby **unoriginal name** » 2009.05.04 (22:49)

"Only sheep need a shepherd."
"I was an atheist before being an atheist was cool."
"So can I teach Evolution in your Church?"
"Atheists are the reason there's reason."
"Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing."

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Ampersand** » 2009.05.04 (22:54)

"Jesus, please protect me from your followers."
"Stop using Jesus as an excuse to be a bigoted asshole."
"If you're not an atheist, you're not reading the Bible properly."

http://nmaps.net/user/astheoceansblue · Postby **a happy song** » 2009.05.05 (07:47)

"Get your religion out of my government."

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2009.05.05 (16:23)

Okay, as influenced by popular vote, it looks like I'm coming down to these six so far:
"Jesus, please protect me from your followers."
"Only sheep need a shepherd."
"If you're not an atheist, you're not reading the Bible properly."
"I was an atheist before being an atheist was cool."
"Get your religion out of my government."
"Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing."

Still feels like that's a few too many, though.

http://nmaps.net/user/KinGAleX · Postby **KinGAleX** » 2009.05.05 (16:39)

Get them all, cut them up, and make your own that says: "Jesus sheep, you're a religion science."

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2009.05.05 (17:26)

KinGAleX wrote:Get them all, cut them up, and make your own that says: "Jesus sheep, you're a religion science."

"Jesus sheep, you're a religion before being a government was science?"

http://nmaps.net/user/wedgie123 · Postby **wedgie** » 2009.05.05 (18:13)

I voted for the shepherd one, though "If you're not an atheist, you're not reading the Bible properly." did also make me laugh.

Postby **otters~1** » 2009.05.05 (22:57)

Er, it says I may select "up to 17" of the choices.
Oh well.

I voted for the one that alludes to most Christians' ignorance of the bible. Also, this is one of my five or so favorite threads ever.

http://nmaps.net/user/yungerkid · Postby **yungerkid** » 2009.05.05 (23:37)

i like the first one and the sixth one best.

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.05.05 (23:38)

You're an aethiest?

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2009.05.06 (00:17)

flagmyidol wrote:Er, it says I may select "up to 17" of the choices.

Yeah, I wanted people to be able to pick as many as they wanted, including all of them if they thought that would work somehow.

Rhekatou wrote:You're an aethiest?

What? What on Earth would make you think that?

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2009.05.06 (07:04)

BE_nSPIRED wrote:Rhekatou maybe you should take a look at the "Do you believe in god/s" thread and/or the "are you okay with gays" thread. This might help determine your descision on Tsukatu's religious beliefs.

Or, like...

Tsukatu wrote:I agree with all of the posted bumper stickers

"ATHEIST"
"ATHEIST"
"Proud to be an atheist."
"I was an atheist before being an atheist was cool."
"If you're not an atheist, you're not reading the Bible properly."

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2009.05.06 (09:13)

Oh man, finally, a thread I can relate to.

"Stop using Jesus as an excuse to be a bigoted asshole."
"Only sheep need a shepherd."
"If you're not an atheist, you're not reading the Bible properly."
"So can I teach Evolution in your Church?"
"Get your religion out of my government."
"Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing."

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Studebacher Hoch** » 2009.05.06 (13:47)

I voted for the one about being a bigoted asshole.

A science teacher at my old school had a bumper stick that went, "My karma ran over your dogma." But he was an asshole, so don't get that one.

http://nmaps.net/user/spawn_of_yanni · Postby **Spawn of Yanni** » 2009.05.06 (13:56)

"I was an atheist" and "Science doesn't burn people" would be the front-runners, in my opinion. Possibly leaning towards "Science doesn't burn people".

http://nmaps.net/user/Naczz · Postby **NicNac14** » 2009.05.06 (14:58)

gloomp wrote:"Only sheep need a shepherd."
"I was an atheist before being an atheist was cool."
"So can I teach Evolution in your Church?"
"Atheists are the reason there's reason."
"Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing."

what he said

http://nmaps.net/user/skyline356 · Postby **Skyling** » 2009.05.06 (18:57)

My favorite is "Only sheep need a shepherd." because of how subtle it is.

http://nmaps.net/user/epigone · Postby **epigone** » 2009.05.06 (19:10)

I'd shell out the big bucks and get one of those fancy Darwin fish, the ones that have evolved feet.

http://nmaps.net/user/wedgie123 · Postby **wedgie** » 2009.05.07 (00:21)

In hindsight, even though I picked the sheep one, that may be a little too subtle. There is no direct reason to link that to atheism. Obviously in a discussion about religion it's totally obvious, but to someone on the street that would just randomly read that may not instantly think of religion.

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.05.07 (03:09)

Tsukatu wrote:Okay, as influenced by popular vote, it looks like I'm coming down to these six so far:
"Jesus, please protect me from your followers."
"Only sheep need a shepherd."
"If you're not an atheist, you're not reading the Bible properly."
"I was an atheist before being an atheist was cool."
"Get your religion out of my government."
"Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing."

Still feels like that's a few too many, though.

Like all those.

Fine then, as long as you have cool bumper stickers i'll know you when i see you.

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2009.05.08 (23:09)

Alright, I've placed the orders for:
"If you're not an atheist, you're not reading the Bible properly."
"Only sheep need a shepherd."
"Get your religion out of my government."
"Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing."

I really wanted to get "I was an atheist before being an atheist was cool," but it seemed like overkill.
I'll post some pictures of them on my car when they come.

Thanks, yo.

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