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Chucky would totally own jesus.

Blizz would fuck 'em both up. Stigmata and WTR don't got shit on B4P.

Man, I've been swearing a lot lately. I'll chillax. Chilaaaaaaaax.

It's all about the J. Seuss.

Edit: Holy crap. Blizz is up early. He and I posted within the same two seconds. Schmall world, mang.

Hahaha, I just noticed that same thing. I went to the Forum index, and you had already posted. IN at work early today. ;_:

First they would stand in a field next to a forest with the wind gently blowing accross the grass. Somewhere A cockrel would make its morning call and the fight would start, Chuck would charge at jesus and go for a roundhouse kick in Jesus's face but would be blocked the Jesus's bear. Then Chuck and Jesus would have a beard off, after an indeterminate amount of time it ends in a draw and Chuck runs towards the forest and roundhouse kicks a tree in to a crucifix and some wooden nails. Chuck then manages to catch Jesus off guard and roundhouse kick him in to the crucifix and then round house kick the wooden nails in to Jesus's wrists and ankles. Jesus appears to die but when Chuck takes him off of the crucifix Jesus is engulfed in a Holy light and revives.

They then have another beard off until the end of time.

i, for one, vote for Chuck Jesus

Think realistically here, Jesus can just 'erase' Chuck Norris as he (presumably) has inherited his creation and removal abilities from the God himself.

What is it with Americans and Chuck Norris? Is he like the pin-up idol of the US?

I'm British XD

Chuck Norris.



I'M NOT AMERICAN JUST NOT CHRISTIAN.

Tough decision. I'm thinking Chuck Norris, but Jesus just has that look.

You know they say that Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, it is just another fist.

BlckNWhteNnja wrote:Tough decision. I'm thinking Chuck Norris, but Jesus just has that look.

You know they say that Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, it is just another fist.

Family guy!

:D

We take the piss out of Mr Norris sooo much.
Have you guys ever seen one of his films?
They are jokes. He deserves it (y)

I choose Gandhi. he would own the crap out of Jesus and Chuck Norris.

Brad Pitt = Chuck Norris
Bruce Willis < Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris < Jesus
Gandhi = Jesus
Moses > Jesus
Kablizzy, Blue_Tetris, LV, AMLT, Nevermore, Formica, Ludicum, Riobe, astheoceanisblue, and Sendy > Moses


Does this settle it?

I think Jesus would win. Yea, he would pwn that norris noob.

I'd have to go with Jesus. Hands down, he'd win for sure.

i think there should be a beard off set up right now

Where did Jesus Raptor go?

LOL CHUCK NORRIS LOLLOL:D:D:D:D:D:D

No, but seriously, Jesus wins.

If Jesus can beat Frosty the Snowman, he can sure as hell kick Norris' ass.

Limer wrote:I choose Gandhi. he would own the crap out of Jesus and Chuck Norris.

I assume you mean Gandhi II.

oo you make this a hard question. seeing as i love jesus and chuck norris is just plain awesome! so im gonna stick it to the man and say both. ha! XD

I think he means that they'd both beat Frosty the Snowman. Am I right?

I have to say Jesus. Seems like he could just *poof* Chuck Norris away.

Nobody stands a chance against Wu Tang Blizz.

Don't mess with him.