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Scones

Posted: 2009.05.17 (08:10)
by Seneschal
The ultimate question has at last been brought to Metanet! Do you correctly say scone, or do you instead go for the clearly wrong scone? Or are you just an oddball who pronounces it scone, or a nutter who claims that, despite all the evidence, it's actually scone?! You choose.

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.17 (08:27)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
Rhymes with 'gone' unless I'm being ironic in which case it rhymes with 'bone'.

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.17 (09:07)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
Hurr in 'Merica, it's lahk "bone."

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.17 (09:20)
by KinGAleX
I'm with maestro. Precisely.

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.17 (09:26)
by 29403
Sc(b)one.

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.17 (11:02)
by Ampersand
The *fuck*?

I could've sworn the global pronunciation came from the British (bone).

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.17 (12:18)
by Mae
I've never heard of the last two options. Scun? Scoon?

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.17 (13:32)
by Pixon
Scone with bone. That's how everyone in Canadia says it.

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.17 (13:40)
by Seneschal
I don't know why I put in the last two options, maybe I thought that every possible pronunciation should be included? Even though I've only ever seen one of those two used, and that was by some random oddball on another forum somewhere.

EDIT: Sc(b)one isn't really "British". In Scotland, where the word originates, it's generally pronounced sc(g)one, even though the place the food is named after is pronounced scone (rhymes with "boon"), another reason I included that option. Since my mother is Scottish, I've grown up being told that sc(g)one is right and that sc(b)one is heretical.

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.17 (19:18)
by SlappyMcGee
If it's pronounced scon, it's written wrong. Scone.

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.17 (19:35)
by Mae
SlappyMcGee wrote:If it's pronounced scon, it's written wrong. Scone.
So how would you pronounce gone?

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.17 (21:14)
by SlappyMcGee
Mae wrote:
SlappyMcGee wrote:If it's pronounced scon, it's written wrong. Scone.
So how would you pronounce gone?

Nobody said 'gone' wasn't written wrong.

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.17 (21:49)
by ToeFaceKiller
Hold on, everyone does pronounce gone (gawn) right? It rhymes with bone for me.

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.17 (23:04)
by T3chno
ToeFaceKiller wrote:Hold on, everyone does pronounce gone (gawn) right? It rhymes with bone for me.
No. I say 'goen'

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.18 (00:24)
by the_happy_taco
i pronounce it like Antidisestablishmentarianism

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.18 (06:02)
by Ampersand
the_happy_taco wrote:i pronounce it like Antidisestablishmentarianism
I want to punch you in all of your testicles.

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.18 (06:07)
by a happy song
Ampersand wrote:
the_happy_taco wrote:i pronounce it like Antidisestablishmentarianism
I want to punch you in all of your testicles.
Hold off, I want in! You take the left, I'll take the right. We can share what's left between us.

skōn

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.18 (09:59)
by Universezero
Scon

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.18 (12:16)
by Chase
You see, cakes were escaping from prison, they've all scone the policeman said to the press.

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.18 (15:43)
by MattKestrel
Chase wrote:You see, cakes were escaping from prison, they've all scone the policeman said to the press.
Ba dum tsh.

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.18 (17:15)
by the_happy_taco
u ppl take things to literally, you arent gonna get a medal if what you think is right

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.18 (19:23)
by Ampersand
the_happy_taco wrote:u ppl take things to literally, you arent gonna get a medal if what you think is right
lol ya i do lol

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.18 (20:02)
by Chase
Try explaining this then.
Wiki wrote:The pronunciation of the word across the United Kingdom varies. According to one academic study, nearly two thirds of the British population and 99% of the Scottish population pronounce it as /skɒn/, to rhyme with "con" and "John." The rest pronounce it /skəʊn/, to rhyme with "cone" and "Joan." British dictionaries usually show the "con" form as the preferred pronunciation, while recognizing that the "cone" form also exists.[1]

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.18 (20:39)
by the_happy_taco
i never asked this before and probably should do it now...


........whats a scone

Re: Scones

Posted: 2009.05.18 (20:45)
by Fraxtil
the_happy_taco wrote:i never asked this before and probably should do it now...


........whats a scone
ONLY THE MOST AWESOME WAY TO EAT BREAD EVER.
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Rhymes with bone. Man, now I want some scones. :\