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Postby a happy song » 2009.05.28 (21:45)

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Postby golf » 2009.05.28 (21:49)

Whoa, just from watching the video on the main page, that's a super-cool kinfe! Wonder if a pepper spray canister would fit in there...
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.05.28 (22:32)

Find me one with napalm instead of gas and you've got yourself a sale.
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Postby Pixon » 2009.05.28 (23:18)

That's probably the most useless thing I've ever seen.

I'll take two.
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Postby shiprelation_ » 2009.05.28 (23:49)

Thats pretty sweet, But not sweet for the person getting attacked by it :)
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Postby 29403 » 2009.05.29 (00:30)

How sharp!!!
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Postby moonlight » 2009.05.29 (01:20)

That was amazing lol :)
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Postby Neil_Bryan » 2009.05.29 (02:56)

When I visited the website of the video, I can say that, while not a bad tool, it's not good either. The gas is a bit useless. Better go with a REAL knife.
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Postby Atilla » 2009.05.29 (03:44)

I love the fact that they say it's ideally suited as a hunting knife, immediately followed by a disclaimer saying they do not condone the killing of innocent creatures. I'm not sure how that works. Does the fox have to be tried before a jury of its peers before you can use their knife to dissect it, or what?

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Postby T3chno » 2009.05.29 (05:44)

Atilla wrote:I love the fact that they say it's ideally suited as a hunting knife, immediately followed by a disclaimer saying they do not condone the killing of innocent creatures. I'm not sure how that works. Does the fox have to be tried before a jury of its peers before you can use their knife to dissect it, or what?
Not -all- creatures are innocent.
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Postby Alex777 » 2009.05.29 (08:24)

Wow not a bad knife to have underwater, But if I was on land I would just use a gun. Because no way in hell i'm using that to defend myself against a bear. On a side note, That is alot of dough to drop on a knife.
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Postby Atilla » 2009.05.29 (12:36)

Techno wrote:
Atilla wrote:I love the fact that they say it's ideally suited as a hunting knife, immediately followed by a disclaimer saying they do not condone the killing of innocent creatures. I'm not sure how that works. Does the fox have to be tried before a jury of its peers before you can use their knife to dissect it, or what?
Not -all- creatures are innocent.
Right, so if you're being attacked by homicidal bears or catch a mouse stealing your cheese, you can stab it. I question whether this is hunting, though.

I suppose if the bear killed your children and you vowed to track it down and avenge them, that might be hunting a non-innocent creature, but I'm not sure how frequently that type of thing happens.

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Postby Tunco » 2009.05.29 (16:10)

Laurie wrote:That's probably the most useless thing I've ever seen.
Hi there.
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Yeah, useless.
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Postby 29403 » 2009.05.29 (18:22)

Tunco123 wrote:
Laurie wrote:That's probably the most useless thing I've ever seen.
Hi there.
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Yeah, useless.
What are you talking about?! ;:/
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.05.29 (20:10)

Atilla wrote:I suppose if the bear killed your children and you vowed to track it down and avenge them, that might be hunting a non-innocent creature, but I'm not sure how frequently that type of thing happens.
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Postby capt_weasle » 2009.05.29 (22:45)

Neil_Bryan wrote:When I visited the website of the video, I can say that, while not a bad tool, it's not good either. The gas is a bit useless. Better go with a REAL knife.
Are you kidding me? The gas is what makes it even deadlier. Even then, you can still use it as a knife, I don't see how the additions make it less of such.
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Postby Atilla » 2009.05.30 (02:24)

Tsukatu wrote:
Atilla wrote:I suppose if the bear killed your children and you vowed to track it down and avenge them, that might be hunting a non-innocent creature, but I'm not sure how frequently that type of thing happens.
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
So you would challenge the whale to a knife fight instead of trying to harpoon it? Isn't that a bit inefficient?

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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.05.30 (04:44)

Atilla wrote:So you would challenge the whale to a knife fight instead of trying to harpoon it? Isn't that a bit inefficient ABSURDLY MANLY?
WHY YES IT IS
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Postby scythe » 2009.05.30 (16:15)

Tsukatu wrote:
Atilla wrote:So you would challenge the whale to a knife fight instead of trying to harpoon it? Isn't that a bit inefficient ABSURDLY MANLY?
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That's nothing; I once caught a dinosaur using nothing but dental floss and a pull tab from a beer can.
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Postby squibbles » 2009.05.30 (17:03)

I love how they call it an "Injection System".
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