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I once pulled a "your mom" joke on my mom, and it was a few weeks after my mom's mom had died. ;_;

Wow, that is bad.

;_;

here's my impressive repetoire:

• - Insult blue_tetris in a topic about alcohol/inadvertently insult other various people of the Metanet community for no necessary fucking reason
  - equate the duration of the afterlife with the formula for momentum in the debate forum
  - mention the word "gas chambers" during a Christmas party for a German club
  - hold up a long plastic black stick up to a car like it was a rifle, while I was standing on the sidewalk, shouting "I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU". The driver didn't find it was funny at all.
  - while hanging around with a bunch of freinds/fellow idiots at lunch, throw a snowball at a car. it barely missed the rear bumper, but the two 20-something guys jumped out of the car, threatening us. fortunately no one got the shit kicked outta them. the next day I spot the car parked in front of a home 5 houses down from mine own.
  - on the first day of school this past year (4 years after the snowball incident), during eating lunch with some friends outside (not the real idiots from 4 years earlier, but a different batch of buddies), I found a shingle lying around, I feel the need to throw it. There is a tough-looking guy and a girl walking by, so I throw it away from them, but the wind, my worst enemy, takes it and whips it towards the two. it missed, but the guy is right the fuck pissed off, and threatens me and my freinds. he left without going into further action. Some of my freinds were laughing their asses off at the situation, while some others were flipping a shit at me.
  - break one of my parents wedding gifts

well at least my life isn't boring :|

I PULLED A FIRE ALARM AT THE AIRPORT

LEWL

ToxicBlaze wrote:I PULLED A FIRE ALARM AT THE AIRPORT

LEWL

hah, nice. I nearly got into a knife fight with my friend because I lost my temper during a basketball game

Aha, you are a rebel

=3

I told a teacher I had a few years ago that "Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!"

Probably getting myself banned from everything in this community for over a year.

Coming here.

No, I'd have to say messing up and getting kicked out of summer camp. My parents are/were pretty pissed.

ToxicBlaze wrote:I PULLED A FIRE ALARM AT THE AIRPORT

LEWL

One time I kicked a soccer ball into a fire alarm at my church. Everyone freaked out, but they never found out it was me, which is the important part.

flagmyidol wrote:

ToxicBlaze wrote:I PULLED A FIRE ALARM AT THE AIRPORT

LEWL

One time I kicked a soccer ball into a fire alarm at my church. Everyone freaked out, but they never found out it was me, which is the important part.

hahahahaha. mine still wins this thread though :3

ToxicBlaze wrote:

flagmyidol wrote:

ToxicBlaze wrote:I PULLED A FIRE ALARM AT THE AIRPORT

LEWL

One time I kicked a soccer ball into a fire alarm at my church. Everyone freaked out, but they never found out it was me, which is the important part.

hahahahaha. mine still wins this thread though :3

Did you do it on purpose? How old were you?

flagmyidol wrote:Did you do it on purpose? How old were you?

I was about 10. I can't remember why I pulled it.

Situation: Girl next door. We were sneaking out for a night.
Brilliant idea: To throw a rock at her window to let her know i was in her driveway.
Problem: The rock was the size of a fist. Window broke.
Problem #2: Her dad pulled in right behind me. Yeah, he was happy to see me.

Shit, that was horrible.

From a health standpoint, smoked a cigarette. From a "that could have ended badly" standpoint, I nearly lit my house on fire. From a "you probably should have done something" standpoint, I was hanging out at the beach one time with two girls who I'd just met. Some creepy guy showed up and started hitting on one of them, and, to the best of my knowledge, they eventually had sex. All three of us were rather drunk, and I might have done something but the other girl and I were far too horny to care. I'd bother rationalizing, but that's obviously bullshit and frankly I had a great time so blah.

Regrets? I've had a few, but after all, too few to mention...

I once practiced CPR on my girlfriend's vagina

romaniac takes the cake for having the stupidest thing he's ever said in this thread.

I mooned the graduation dance on stage for the year above me in High School for forty bucks.

87654321 wrote:I told a teacher I had a few years ago that "Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!"

Spanish teacher, no?

Sept, what memory you have!

SlappyMcGee wrote:romaniac takes the cake for having the stupidest thing he's ever said in this thread.

Yeah, it sure is one way to end a good relationship :(

From the top of my head, that post that I made about the last Christmas (you know, the elephant >_>). Those were really screwed up times.

But that's certainly not /the/ stupidest thing. It's a big list I have for stupid things. ;_;

I don't regret anything I've done. I regret the things I never did.

blue_tetris wrote:I don't regret anything I've done. I regret the things I never did.

QFHugeE

Uh... Let's see...

One time during vacation me and some people I found were having a snowball fight. I chuck one at one of them, he ducks, and it goes through a fense and hits a car. The guy in the car started swearing like crazy. I ran and jumped into a pool, which was around 40*F. Whoops.