Join The Metanet Family! Chose which family member you want to be! I already Volunteered to be the Father. There can also be multiple familys with multiple brothers and sisters. Enjoy!
EDIT: REVISED FAMILY
Family 1: The Moonlighters
Father: eternal_moonlight
Mom: Donfuy (who is hot and works next to McDonalds, by a gas station, the one in the dark alley, ya kno?)
Rich Uncle: ToeFaceKiller married to Inspired
Hot Aunty: Inspired
Children: Flight, Slappy (?), Tanner, Southpaw, and Demonzlunchbreak (from the milkman).
Milkman: Zephyr
Family 2: von Lifey
Father: Kablizzy Sucks (who is a poor door-to-door salesman)
Mother: Guiseppi, who sadly passed away with the birth of Donfuy
Children: Donfuy, eternal_moonlight (son-in-law), Ranny, 29403
Grandkids: Animator (that spoiled brat son of Ranny)
Family 3: The Blizzards
Wise Grandfather: Kablizzy (who has no father cuz he's as old as time itself)
Kablizzy's Golddigger: Ranny (Kablizzy Sucks is so proud of her)
Father: Bio
Mother: _________
Sons: (the prodigal son) scythe, (the odd crack-smoking one) Kirby
Grandkids: flagmyidol,
Family 4: (name)
Fathers: blue_tetris and LittleViking
Sons: SlappyMcGee and Yahoozy, who are the best kids ever
Daughter: Tunco123 (a very "girly-girl".)
Family 5: McP
McP: the neighbor who sits on his porch with a shotgun and a concob pipe (The Moonlight kids often TP his house)(Has no other Family members.
Family 6: N/A
eternal_moonlight: The wierd kid who lives at the corner of the street who eats paste.
The Metanet Family!
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- The Konami Number
- Posts: 584
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- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/eternal_moonlight
- MBTI Type: ENFP
- Location: Wisconsin
- Contact:
Last edited by moonlight on 2009.08.13 (16:14), edited 14 times in total.
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- Cross-Galactic Train Conducter
- Posts: 2354
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- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/T3chno
- MBTI Type: ENTJ
- Location: foam hands
- Contact:
I CALL BROS WITH SLAPPY.
AND TANNER.
AND SOUTHPAW.
AND TANNER.
AND SOUTHPAW.
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- The Konami Number
- Posts: 584
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (22:00)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/eternal_moonlight
- MBTI Type: ENFP
- Location: Wisconsin
- Contact:
As you wish, my son.
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- Antonio Banderas
- Posts: 1703
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (13:56)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/donfuy
- MBTI Type: ISTP
- Location: port
I want to be the hot momma that works near the McDonald's and next to the gas station, on that dark alley.
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- The Konami Number
- Posts: 584
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (22:00)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/eternal_moonlight
- MBTI Type: ENFP
- Location: Wisconsin
- Contact:
There may also be cousins and any other relation you can think of.
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- Admin
- Posts: 2332
- Joined: 2008.09.27 (16:53)
- NUMA Profile: http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera :3
- Steam: www.steamcommunity.com/id/
- MBTI Type: INTJ
- Location: Phoenix, Arizona
I am Donfuy's father and your father-in-law. Now, sonny, what did I tell you about the milkman?
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\\.:.^.:.//
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- The Konami Number
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- Contact:
Updated, if all the possible slots for the family are filled, then anyone can start a new family!
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- Admin
- Posts: 2332
- Joined: 2008.09.27 (16:53)
- NUMA Profile: http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera :3
- Steam: www.steamcommunity.com/id/
- MBTI Type: INTJ
- Location: Phoenix, Arizona
That is wrong.
Family 1: (last name)
Father: eternal_moonlight
Mom: Donfuy, who is hot and works at Micky D's, next to a gas station, the one in the dark alley, ya kno?
Hot Aunty: Inspired
Children: Flight, Slappy, Tanner, Southpaw, and Demonzlunchbreak (from the milkman).
Family 2: von Lifey
Father: Kablizzy Sucks
Children: Donfuy, eternal_moonlight (son-in-law)
Family 1: (last name)
Father: eternal_moonlight
Mom: Donfuy, who is hot and works at Micky D's, next to a gas station, the one in the dark alley, ya kno?
Hot Aunty: Inspired
Children: Flight, Slappy, Tanner, Southpaw, and Demonzlunchbreak (from the milkman).
Family 2: von Lifey
Father: Kablizzy Sucks
Children: Donfuy, eternal_moonlight (son-in-law)
//--^.^--\\
\\.:.^.:.//
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- Secretariat Ain't Got Nuthin' On This Shit
- Posts: 521
- Joined: 2009.01.08 (05:03)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/
- MBTI Type: ISTJ
- Location: Huntington, WV
I've gotta be Grandpa Blizzy. New family, plz.
Posts from the old forums: 11,194mintnut wrote:Oh my life, STRAP ON A PAIR! Get over it, make better maps, innit?
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- Antonio Banderas
- Posts: 1703
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (13:56)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/donfuy
- MBTI Type: ISTP
- Location: port
... I don't work at "Micky D's". She works near McDonald's and next to the gas station.
See, that gives a totally different meaning to shit, you know?
edit: oh oh I forgot something, I hope it's not too much: I always wear a tight black miniskirt. I use red red red red gloss and-- well, I guess you got the point.
See, that gives a totally different meaning to shit, you know?
edit: oh oh I forgot something, I hope it's not too much: I always wear a tight black miniskirt. I use red red red red gloss and-- well, I guess you got the point.
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- Moderator
- Posts: 454
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (18:01)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/ToeFaceKiller
- MBTI Type: INFJ
- Location: The evergreen state. hmmm.
I'll be the rich uncle married to the hot auntie on donfuy's side of the family. What's up sis?
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- Yet Another Harshad
- Posts: 471
- Joined: 2008.10.24 (09:39)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/z3phyr
- MBTI Type: ISTP
- Location: Australia
ZEPH.DemonzLunchBreak wrote:I'll be the child of Donfuy and the milk man.
IS.
MILKMAN.
Clickme
Sig and avatar made by 망했어 네 여동생
Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.
As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.
Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.
Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.
Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.
Yeah, I use plastic.
Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!
Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY
Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.
KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.
Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee
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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz 
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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- The Konami Number
- Posts: 584
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (22:00)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/eternal_moonlight
- MBTI Type: ENFP
- Location: Wisconsin
- Contact:
Evreything should be fixed now. :)
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- Moderator
- Posts: 454
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (18:01)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/ToeFaceKiller
- MBTI Type: INFJ
- Location: The evergreen state. hmmm.
Rich, not hot uncle x_x
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- The Konami Number
- Posts: 584
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (22:00)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/eternal_moonlight
- MBTI Type: ENFP
- Location: Wisconsin
- Contact:
You could have just taken the compliment... Changed.ToeFaceKiller wrote:Rich, not hot uncle x_x
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- Queen of All Spiders
- Posts: 4263
- Joined: 2008.09.29 (03:54)
- NUMA Profile: http://www.freeWoWgold.edu
- MBTI Type: ENFP
- Location: Quebec, Canada!
I would agree that I am the Children of Metanet, but I think me and Yahoozy are the daughters of blue_tetris and LittleViking's illegitimate marriage.
Loathes
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- Global Mod
- Posts: 1416
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (05:35)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/scythe33
- MBTI Type: ENTP
- Location: 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
Can I be Kablizzy's prodigal son?
As soon as we wish to be happier, we are no longer happy.
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- "Asked ortsz for a name change"
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- Joined: 2008.11.13 (16:47)
I'll take the spot as Blizz's grandson who sits on his lap, absorbs his wisdom, etc.
the dusk the dawn the earth the sea
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- Cross-Galactic Train Conducter
- Posts: 2354
- Joined: 2008.09.27 (00:31)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/T3chno
- MBTI Type: ENTJ
- Location: foam hands
- Contact:
I feel this would be better if it was arranged as a family tree.
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- The 700 Club
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- Joined: 2008.10.17 (00:28)
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- Location: Lethal Lava Land
I'll be in the Blizzards.
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- Semimember
- Posts: 20
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (21:55)
I'll be one of the awkward sons who smokes crack and who nobody seems to understand.
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- Cross-Galactic Train Conducter
- Posts: 2354
- Joined: 2008.09.27 (00:31)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/T3chno
- MBTI Type: ENTJ
- Location: foam hands
- Contact:
Uncle Jonny!kirby wrote:I'll be one of the awkward sons who smokes crack and who nobody seems to understand.
Congrats if you got the reference.
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- The Konami Number
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- Contact:
That sounds complicated...Flight wrote:I feel this would be better if it was arranged as a family tree.
We also need some more women. If anyone would like to volunteer?
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- Yet Another Harshad
- Posts: 471
- Joined: 2008.10.24 (09:39)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/z3phyr
- MBTI Type: ISTP
- Location: Australia
You spelt my naaamee wrroonggg!Zepher
Clickme
Sig and avatar made by 망했어 네 여동생
Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.
As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.
Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.
Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.
Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.
Yeah, I use plastic.
Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!
Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY
Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.
KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.
Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee
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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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- The Dreamster Teamster
- Posts: 78
- Joined: 2009.07.17 (06:42)
I call being Grandpa Kablizzy's gold-digging a majillion years younger, girlfriend that's waiting for his death in order to cash in that loves him very much.
<KinGAleX> AF, shave your stupid.
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