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Join The Metanet Family! Chose which family member you want to be! I already Volunteered to be the Father. There can also be multiple familys with multiple brothers and sisters. Enjoy!

EDIT: REVISED FAMILY

Family 1: The Moonlighters
Father: eternal_moonlight
Mom: Donfuy (who is hot and works next to McDonalds, by a gas station, the one in the dark alley, ya kno?)
Rich Uncle: ToeFaceKiller married to Inspired
Hot Aunty: Inspired
Children: Flight, Slappy (?), Tanner, Southpaw, and Demonzlunchbreak (from the milkman).

Milkman: Zephyr

Family 2: von Lifey
Father: Kablizzy Sucks (who is a poor door-to-door salesman)
Mother: Guiseppi, who sadly passed away with the birth of Donfuy
Children: Donfuy, eternal_moonlight (son-in-law), Ranny, 29403
Grandkids: Animator (that spoiled brat son of Ranny)

Family 3: The Blizzards
Wise Grandfather: Kablizzy (who has no father cuz he's as old as time itself)
Kablizzy's Golddigger: Ranny (Kablizzy Sucks is so proud of her)
Father: Bio
Mother: _________
Sons: (the prodigal son) scythe, (the odd crack-smoking one) Kirby
Grandkids: flagmyidol,

Family 4: (name)
Fathers: blue_tetris and LittleViking
Sons: SlappyMcGee and Yahoozy, who are the best kids ever
Daughter: Tunco123 (a very "girly-girl".)

Family 5: McP
McP: the neighbor who sits on his porch with a shotgun and a concob pipe (The Moonlight kids often TP his house)(Has no other Family members.

Family 6: N/A
eternal_moonlight: The wierd kid who lives at the corner of the street who eats paste.

I CALL BROS WITH SLAPPY.
AND TANNER.
AND SOUTHPAW.

As you wish, my son.

I want to be the hot momma that works near the McDonald's and next to the gas station, on that dark alley.

There may also be cousins and any other relation you can think of.

I am Donfuy's father and your father-in-law. Now, sonny, what did I tell you about the milkman?

Updated, if all the possible slots for the family are filled, then anyone can start a new family!

That is wrong.


Family 1: (last name)
Father: eternal_moonlight
Mom: Donfuy, who is hot and works at Micky D's, next to a gas station, the one in the dark alley, ya kno?
Hot Aunty: Inspired
Children: Flight, Slappy, Tanner, Southpaw, and Demonzlunchbreak (from the milkman).

Family 2: von Lifey
Father: Kablizzy Sucks
Children: Donfuy, eternal_moonlight (son-in-law)

I've gotta be Grandpa Blizzy. New family, plz.

... I don't work at "Micky D's". She works near McDonald's and next to the gas station.


See, that gives a totally different meaning to shit, you know?

edit: oh oh I forgot something, I hope it's not too much: I always wear a tight black miniskirt. I use red red red red gloss and-- well, I guess you got the point.

I'll be the rich uncle married to the hot auntie on donfuy's side of the family. What's up sis?

DemonzLunchBreak wrote:I'll be the child of Donfuy and the milk man.

ZEPH.
IS.
MILKMAN.

Evreything should be fixed now. :)

Rich, not hot uncle x_x

ToeFaceKiller wrote:Rich, not hot uncle x_x

You could have just taken the compliment... Changed.

I would agree that I am the Children of Metanet, but I think me and Yahoozy are the daughters of blue_tetris and LittleViking's illegitimate marriage.

Can I be Kablizzy's prodigal son?

I'll take the spot as Blizz's grandson who sits on his lap, absorbs his wisdom, etc.

I feel this would be better if it was arranged as a family tree.

I'll be in the Blizzards.

I'll be one of the awkward sons who smokes crack and who nobody seems to understand.

kirby wrote:I'll be one of the awkward sons who smokes crack and who nobody seems to understand.

Uncle Jonny!

Congrats if you got the reference.

Flight wrote:I feel this would be better if it was arranged as a family tree.

That sounds complicated...
We also need some more women. If anyone would like to volunteer?

Zepher

You spelt my naaamee wrroonggg!

I call being Grandpa Kablizzy's gold-digging a majillion years younger, girlfriend that's waiting for his death in order to cash in that loves him very much.