If you could send a message back in time

[mintnut]

to the you of 5 years ago...what would you say?

[Radium]

make sure to use a condom

[EdoI]

I'd introduce to myself N. : D

[Tunco]

I'd introduced to myself N. : D

That. I would play much better.

Oh, and my exam answers.

[toasters]

Fuck Suncoast Community High School.

[SlappyMcGee]

I'd send the sheet music of all popular music in the last five years and record it all, retroactively.

[mintnut]

"Dear mintnut,

21st January 2009; do not, whatever you do, do NOT go out that night, That is a bad night. Stay in, get an early night; maybe do some work for once. ALso, go cycling more, it'll stop you getting a recurring knee injury.

Lots of love

mintnut."

[Radium]

"Dear mintnut,

21st January 2009; do not, whatever you do, do NOT go out that night, That is a bad night. Stay in, get an early night; maybe do some work for once. ALso, go cycling more, it'll stop you getting a recurring knee injury.

Lots of love

mintnut."

hey did you know clux goes to warwick?

[Ampersand]

"Dude, I know shit sucks right now, but it's only going to get worse. Pack your shit and head to Bahrain. Find a dude named Rohan Krishnan. Suck his dick for a place to stay. Trust me now, thank me later."

[Donfuy]

"Dude, get yourself some more personality please. Yes even more. Enough for you to start acquiring some respect from part of your "friends".
"By the way, in 4 years, get all over her. Seriously, don't be afraid. Don't be fucking afraid. Cut some of your hair, listen to your real friends, don't even enter that fucking depression and approach her."
"Also, in the 25th day of August of 2009, if you didn't do what I told you just before this, don't open that Hi5 profile and don't see that class's pic. Please don't. Shit already happened, ya know? Nothing you can do now."

:D

[T3chno]

Invest all my money in GM and Ford.

[otters~1]

Join this thread before it existed and just beat the living shit out of everybody in terms of the record not make it very long, but feel good about myself anyway. Nah, I'd talk to Blizz.

[mintnut]

"Dear mintnut,

21st January 2009; do not, whatever you do, do NOT go out that night, That is a bad night. Stay in, get an early night; maybe do some work for once. ALso, go cycling more, it'll stop you getting a recurring knee injury.

Lots of love

mintnut."

hey did you know clux goes to warwick?

Who the fuck are clux?

[Drathmoore]

I'd send myself a message saying "Hello".

Mainly because unlike most of the above posts, this one doesn't cause a Time Paradox.

[Ardbob]

Letter to myself five years ago -

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Dear John,
      In four years you will be at work, make sure you lock your car.
                                                  Sincerely, Ardbob.

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Who's Ardbob?

[Yoshimo]

I'm with Drathmoore.

Maybe something like "LEARN HOW TO TIE YOUR FUCKING SHOES BITCH!" ~Bio

No one ever tought me as a kid. ;-; Now I have to wear shitty 'sketchers' to school and get laughed at. =|

[Studebacher Hoch]

I'd send the sheet music of all popular music in the last five years and record it all, retroactively.

"... and than we came back to the present day, and, I turned on the radio, and realized that Bowie, he, uh, he'd recorded some of my licks and claimed that they were his own."

"Although to be fair to Bowie, you were playing from your 'How to play David Bowie' handbook."

[SlappyMcGee]

I'd send the sheet music of all popular music in the last five years and record it all, retroactively.

"... and than we came back to the present day, and, I turned on the radio, and realized that Bowie, he, uh, he'd recorded some of my licks and claimed that they were his own."

"Although to be fair to Bowie, you were playing from your 'How to play David Bowie' handbook."

lols at fotc ref.

[bobaganuesh_2]

"you're a loser and you always will be. As is everyone else. Also, listen to more music"

[Borealis]

Dave, Have you tapped that yet?

[scythe]

"Invest in Google".

Ten years, and it'd be even better.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

"Google stock. Buy immediately.
10/29/04: Sell.
12/23/04: Buy.
2/18/05: Sell.
3/14/05: Buy.
6/10/05: Sell.
9/02/05: Buy.
3/03/06: Sell.
8/11/06: Buy.
12/7/07: Sell.
11/21/08: Buy."

[Technochocolate]

I'd send myself a message saying "Hello".

Mainly because unlike most of the above posts, this one doesn't cause a Time Paradox.

beg to differ.
Chaos theory tells us that just about anything could mess things up pretty badly. chances of that not happening are very slim.

But ignoring that, here are some good ones:

Back to when I just started N:
"Don't submit a map you don't like because you assume other people might like it"
"Don't submit a map you can't beat because you assume other people might be able to"
That would save me about 30 of my worst maps.

or just for fun:
"Hey, what year is it? ... ... Oh. holy ****. well, good luck with that."
just to mess with me :D.

[GamingWolf]

To myself.... 5 years ago huh.

Dear Younger Angstier GamingWolf,

There should be this game called N. Yeah that's the one. Now they should have forums related to them. I suggest you join them as early as possible. Also move the fuck out and get your own place, before it's too late! You didn't move to Maryland yet did you? Get the hell back to New York back to that awesome school you were just at. Ask for money from a grant or something... oh right you're too young for that still... well crap man. No you can't have my games. I'll call you tommorrow. Love you. Bye Bye.

From, GamingWolf's Young Adult version.

[jinxed_07]

Introduce myself to N
Introduce myself to the Beatles and the guess who ,:D
And lottery numbers, win