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If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.24 (18:56)
by mintnut
to the you of 5 years ago...what would you say?

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.24 (18:58)
by Radium
make sure to use a condom

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.24 (18:58)
by EdoI
I'd introduce to myself N. : D

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.24 (19:20)
by Tunco
EdoI wrote:I'd introduced to myself N. : D
That. I would play much better.

Oh, and my exam answers.

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.24 (19:25)
by toasters
Fuck Suncoast Community High School.

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.24 (19:42)
by SlappyMcGee
I'd send the sheet music of all popular music in the last five years and record it all, retroactively.

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.24 (20:32)
by mintnut
"Dear mintnut,

21st January 2009; do not, whatever you do, do NOT go out that night, That is a bad night. Stay in, get an early night; maybe do some work for once. ALso, go cycling more, it'll stop you getting a recurring knee injury.

Lots of love

mintnut."

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.24 (23:42)
by Radium
mintnut wrote:"Dear mintnut,

21st January 2009; do not, whatever you do, do NOT go out that night, That is a bad night. Stay in, get an early night; maybe do some work for once. ALso, go cycling more, it'll stop you getting a recurring knee injury.

Lots of love

mintnut."
hey did you know clux goes to warwick?

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.25 (01:16)
by Ampersand
"Dude, I know shit sucks right now, but it's only going to get worse. Pack your shit and head to Bahrain. Find a dude named Rohan Krishnan. Suck his dick for a place to stay. Trust me now, thank me later."

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.25 (01:30)
by Donfuy
"Dude, get yourself some more personality please. Yes even more. Enough for you to start acquiring some respect from part of your "friends".
"By the way, in 4 years, get all over her. Seriously, don't be afraid. Don't be fucking afraid. Cut some of your hair, listen to your real friends, don't even enter that fucking depression and approach her."
"Also, in the 25th day of August of 2009, if you didn't do what I told you just before this, don't open that Hi5 profile and don't see that class's pic. Please don't. Shit already happened, ya know? Nothing you can do now."

:D

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.25 (07:19)
by T3chno
Invest all my money in GM and Ford.

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.25 (21:26)
by otters~1
Join this thread before it existed and just beat the living shit out of everybody in terms of the record not make it very long, but feel good about myself anyway. Nah, I'd talk to Blizz.

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.25 (22:03)
by mintnut
ToxicBlaze wrote:
mintnut wrote:"Dear mintnut,

21st January 2009; do not, whatever you do, do NOT go out that night, That is a bad night. Stay in, get an early night; maybe do some work for once. ALso, go cycling more, it'll stop you getting a recurring knee injury.

Lots of love

mintnut."
hey did you know clux goes to warwick?
Who the fuck are clux?

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.25 (22:52)
by Drathmoore
I'd send myself a message saying "Hello".

Mainly because unlike most of the above posts, this one doesn't cause a Time Paradox.

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.26 (00:14)
by Ardbob
Letter to myself five years ago -

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Dear John,
      In four years you will be at work, make sure you lock your car.
                                                  Sincerely, Ardbob.
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Who's Ardbob?

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.26 (01:14)
by Yoshimo
I'm with Drathmoore.

Maybe something like "LEARN HOW TO TIE YOUR FUCKING SHOES BITCH!" ~Bio

No one ever tought me as a kid. ;-; Now I have to wear shitty 'sketchers' to school and get laughed at. =|

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.26 (01:26)
by Studebacher Hoch
SlappyMcGee wrote:I'd send the sheet music of all popular music in the last five years and record it all, retroactively.
"... and than we came back to the present day, and, I turned on the radio, and realized that Bowie, he, uh, he'd recorded some of my licks and claimed that they were his own."

"Although to be fair to Bowie, you were playing from your 'How to play David Bowie' handbook."

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.08.26 (01:33)
by SlappyMcGee
Studebacher Hoch wrote:
SlappyMcGee wrote:I'd send the sheet music of all popular music in the last five years and record it all, retroactively.
"... and than we came back to the present day, and, I turned on the radio, and realized that Bowie, he, uh, he'd recorded some of my licks and claimed that they were his own."

"Although to be fair to Bowie, you were playing from your 'How to play David Bowie' handbook."
lols at fotc ref.

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.09.03 (22:16)
by bobaganuesh_2
"you're a loser and you always will be. As is everyone else. Also, listen to more music"

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.09.03 (22:43)
by Borealis
Dave, Have you tapped that yet?

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.09.03 (23:03)
by scythe
"Invest in Google".

Ten years, and it'd be even better.

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.09.03 (23:13)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
"Google stock. Buy immediately.
10/29/04: Sell.
12/23/04: Buy.
2/18/05: Sell.
3/14/05: Buy.
6/10/05: Sell.
9/02/05: Buy.
3/03/06: Sell.
8/11/06: Buy.
12/7/07: Sell.
11/21/08: Buy."

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.09.11 (03:33)
by Technochocolate
Drathmoore wrote:I'd send myself a message saying "Hello".

Mainly because unlike most of the above posts, this one doesn't cause a Time Paradox.
beg to differ.
Chaos theory tells us that just about anything could mess things up pretty badly. chances of that not happening are very slim.

But ignoring that, here are some good ones:

Back to when I just started N:
"Don't submit a map you don't like because you assume other people might like it"
"Don't submit a map you can't beat because you assume other people might be able to"
That would save me about 30 of my worst maps.

or just for fun:
"Hey, what year is it? ... ... Oh. holy ****. well, good luck with that."
just to mess with me :D.

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.09.20 (21:03)
by GamingWolf
To myself.... 5 years ago huh.

Dear Younger Angstier GamingWolf,

There should be this game called N. Yeah that's the one. Now they should have forums related to them. I suggest you join them as early as possible. Also move the fuck out and get your own place, before it's too late! You didn't move to Maryland yet did you? Get the hell back to New York back to that awesome school you were just at. Ask for money from a grant or something... oh right you're too young for that still... well crap man. No you can't have my games. I'll call you tommorrow. Love you. Bye Bye.

From, GamingWolf's Young Adult version.

Re: If you could send a message back in time

Posted: 2009.09.22 (15:01)
by jinxed_07
Introduce myself to N
Introduce myself to the Beatles and the guess who ,:D
And lottery numbers, win