Don't Fap September!

[otters]

In celebration (wahaha) of the oncumming oncoming school year, I figured I would test the Metanet community's endurance and create a contest!

The point of this contest is more or less to see if you can last the entire month of September in fasturbation (fasting from...you know). It makes me feel better personally to know I'm not the only one fasting, and I hope it helps you too.

FAQ
I haven't fapped for the last week. Can I fap the last week of September, since it adds up to a month?
- No. It's called Don't Fap September. If you can last longer than a month, well, you're pretty hardcore.

Are there any prizes in this contest?
- I'd say the, err, benefits at the beginning of October would be enough. If y'know what I mean. *wink*

Can I sex my girlfriend/boyfriend/dolphin/significant other?
- Err, yeah, I guess. As long as no fappage occurs. Of course, it won't be as difficult for you, but if you have a sexually active relationship I don't think you need to worry about this contest in the first place...

What the hell are you talking about?
- If I were you, I'd go far, far away.

Where did you get this idea, anyway?
- Ask Snuggletummy.


REASONABLY DIFFICULT BONUSES (boni?)
Last until November fapless! You'll get a dedication map, and possibly a container of lubricant, just for safety!

Last until Thanksgiving fapless! Giving of thanks will certainly occur!


INTRUSIVELY TITLED LIST OF PARTICIPANTS
- Wight
- Donfuy
- Torex
- Magical, magical KS
- Demonz
- Rhekatou
- Not yungerkid, he's too cool.
- Flight
- Slappy (sex)
- ToxicBlaze
- Snuggletummy
- Might
- Kablizzy
- Studebacher Hoch
- Topo
- maxson
- ToxicBlaze
- Bio
- GTM
- Drathmoore
- Guis
- RANNY
- BanjoDave
- numa_ninja
- Pheidippides
- Destiny

[Donfuy]

I'm IN.

AND I'LL POST MY PROGRESS HERE IF YOU LET ME

LIKE, MY DIARY.

[aids]

I haven't done it for a month now, but if you want I'll last as long as I can. Put me in!

[Torex]

Crap, Donfuy stole my idea.
I'm in, though. No one is gonna win since lots will lie, but I still think it's worth it.

[T3chno]

I could go all year, bro.

[Donfuy]

I could go all year, bro.

WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHA

Not even Jesus.

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Now playing: Animal Collective - I See You Pan
via FoxyTunes

[Ampersand]

Obby's got the current record at two years, forty four days.

[otters]

This is a fantastic idea. I'm in.

Brilliant.

[Rhekatou]

I'm in. Even though I don't really that much.

[yungerkid]

What? Goodness. I honestly did not know it was so widespread.

I do not masturbate at all anyways.

[squibbles]

...I don't fap at all, because, you know...it's better with another person.

Can I still play?

[Donfuy]

What? Goodness. I honestly did not know it was so widespread.

I do not masturbate at all anyways.

Grab your dick.

...I don't fap at all, because, you know...it's better with another person.

Can I still play?

D:

I don't approve.

[T3chno]

dude incluye put me on the list

[SlappyMcGee]

Does sex count? I am in, although I plan on making it every night between now and the end of 2034.

[aids]

Obby's got the current record at two years, forty four days.

I'll have you know my personal record's at 13 years, 174 days.

[Radium]

haha. i'm in. god this is going to be hard. i'm like a daily kinda guy xD

[yungerkid]

Do I still get a dedication map though? I want a dedication map. And I will have fulfilled the criteria for one.

[smartalco]

Last until Christmas fapless! You'll receive an enormous, shiny trophy emblazoned "World's Greatest Liar"!

Seriously not. that. hard.

[Broghan]

Can I just say that "fap" is the funniest contextual word that I have heard in a long time.

[Ampersand]

Obby's got the current record at two years, forty four days.

I'll have you know my personal record's at 13 years, 174 days.

You have to have done it in order to be considered for the record.

[Snuggletummy]

Fine, I'm in. But I'll have you know, I could probably last for quite a long time, that, or until I get bored of this. Also, as a side note, I used to masturbate between 3 - 10 times a day, so I imagine you'll think I'll fail.

[squibbles]

Obby's got the current record at two years, forty four days.

I'll have you know my personal record's at 13 years, 174 days.

You have to have done it in order to be considered for the record.

uhhh, Blizz, I believe he may be talking about the period of time which is birth to discovering masturbation. :/

[Donfuy]

I used to masturbate between 3 - 10 times a day.

I do that per week. Once a day.

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

[blue_tetris]

I'll have you know my personal record's at 13 years, 174 days.

You have to have done it in order to be considered for the record.

uhhh, Blizz, I believe he may be talking about the period of time which is birth to discovering masturbation. :/

Blizz realized this and said: You must have done it before at least once to start a track record. Unless you're suggesting that he wanked it as a fetus.

[GamingWolf]

I definitely can't do this since it happens in my sleep... my really awesome sleep hehehe.