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Below Size 8
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5%
Women's Ideal: Tillie (Size 8)
21
53%
Men's Ideal: Anna (Size 12)
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18%
National Average: Caroline (Size 16)
10
25%
Above Size 16
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Postby capt_weasle » 2009.09.03 (05:42)

First, take a look at this photo (WARNING: it's nothing bad, but still slightly NSFW). Second, tell us how you like your women. Personally, I can dig some curves. I'm not really picky, but curves are better than that 10-year old stick figure.
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Postby Tunco » 2009.09.03 (14:08)

Curves. Not much. Curves. I like the size 8 though, but I don't actually like any of that sizes. Size 10-14 is what I want.
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Postby noops » 2009.09.03 (16:02)

That is not a mans ideal. Tillie is how I take mine, but Caroline is nice too. Anna is.... Er...

Also yes, I like curves too. Breast size isn't as important, and her average IQ still takes precedent. Not much by, mind you, but the precedent is taken by a smart chick who isn't drop dead gorgeous, instead of a really hot girl who has the average intelligence quotient of your neighborhood cat.
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Postby Rose » 2009.09.03 (16:57)

The two most important things to me are kindness and intelligence. I also like heavier girls :D
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.09.03 (17:05)

Anna looks almost as fat as Caroline.
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Postby wedgie » 2009.09.03 (22:48)

Hmm, this forum is starting to post some good stuff.

Id have to say that yeah the girl in the middle is totally the hottest, but I'm not shallow enough to disregard anything else. Other factors are more important. If those boxes get ticks in them then I'm hardly too fussed about the size. I'd have all three. :P

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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.09.03 (22:50)

Size 12 is the men's ideal?
Fuck that. Tillie all the way.
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Postby T3chno » 2009.09.03 (23:20)

None of them really look that appealing. If I had to choose it'd have to be Tillie though.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.09.03 (23:48)

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So it looks like I have the same ideal for women that they have for themselves. Awesome, I'm not sexist.

But hey, general question:
Why is it more okay to turn people down based on looks, intelligence, and personality than it is to turn them down based on weight?
Why should you get social backlash for judging someone on something they can actually control?
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Postby Tanner » 2009.09.04 (01:21)

Curves and nerves.
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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.09.04 (02:38)

rennaT wrote:Curves and nerves.
Agreed. I don't much mind the 12 or 16 variety up there.

They're all rather pale. Makes it hard to do a good judgement. White girls, on average, should be skinnier, because they're generally less attractive. Having more white girl around only increases the non-attractiveness.
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Postby squibbles » 2009.09.04 (04:33)

I couldn't tell a difference. :S
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.09.04 (05:08)

blue_tetris wrote:White girls, on average, should be skinnier, because they're generally less attractive. Having more white girl around only increases the non-attractiveness.
Racist.
Actually, just the other day, I saw a girl with bleached blonde hair and skin that was practically white. While I generally go for tans, and while she was otherwise less attractive than most girls I give a double-take, she really kept my attention for some reason. Like, my lower brain's attention.
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Postby aids » 2009.09.04 (05:27)

I'm gonna go ahead and say that I like skinny girls. Maybe it's just me, but I think that overall girls who are the average size usually are bitches as well, which makes them less attractive.
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A girl with a nice face, decent body, and similar personality is a great girl in my books.
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Postby capt_weasle » 2009.09.04 (07:08)

Kablizzy Sucks wrote:I'm gonna go ahead and say that I like skinny girls. Maybe it's just me, but I think that overall girls who are the average size usually are bitches as well, which makes them less attractive.
You, sir, are never gonna get laid. You'll be ignoring all the "bitches" in favor of all the women who are bent over the toilet trying to get thinner, or you'll just come across all the thinner girls with inflated egos who are the real bitches.
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Postby aids » 2009.09.04 (07:23)

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Kablizzy Sucks wrote:I'm gonna go ahead and say that I like skinny girls. Maybe it's just me, but I think that overall girls who are the average size usually are bitches as well, which makes them less attractive.
You, sir, are never gonna get laid. You'll be ignoring all the "bitches" in favor of all the women who are bent over the toilet trying to get thinner, or you'll just come across all the thinner girls with inflated egos who are the real bitches.
Now, I'm not saying I like anorexic-thin girls, but it's either them or the bitches. I'm just playing with what I was dealt.
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Postby Ampersand » 2009.09.04 (07:41)

I like women. If the chick is cute and has a good personality and can hold a conversation, then I could give twelve shits if she has a bit of extra weight on her. In fact, I kinda dig big girls. Like, my ex was a big girl, and the chicks I'm usually interested in are generally those with curvier figures.
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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.09.04 (07:45)

Tsukatu wrote:
blue_tetris wrote:White girls, on average, should be skinnier, because they're generally less attractive. Having more white girl around only increases the non-attractiveness.
Racist.
Actually, just the other day, I saw a girl with bleached blonde hair and skin that was practically white. While I generally go for tans, and while she was otherwise less attractive than most girls I give a double-take, she really kept my attention for some reason. Like, my lower brain's attention.
Then you're the eugenics, it's-all-deep-down-genetic-attraction kind of racist. And that kind of racist is creepier, because they think they can explain for themselves with science.
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Postby Ranny » 2009.09.04 (07:55)

When it comes to women! OH GEE.

Well, I'm pretty shallow when it comes to face wise. Weight-wise I could care less. The only thing that bothers me though is when like a heavier girl wears these tight ass clothes-- the mushroom top effect. Then that's like delusional.

I think what most guys fail to see, is that women are just as shallow as men are. Sure personality is nice, but we want a pleasing face. (I actually read about a study where they measured brain activity with loved ones and when they changed their features slightly to simulate the viewers own face, SO WE'RE BASICALLY NARCISSISTS. :D )

At any rate, yeah, I prefer curves. And I dunno what girls you know, but it's the extreme ends of the spectrum that seem be the bitchiest. Skinny ass little white chicks that think they know how to roll wiff me? Fuck naw, bro. This is a one woman show.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.09.04 (09:07)

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Tsukatu wrote:
blue_tetris wrote:White girls, on average, should be skinnier, because they're generally less attractive. Having more white girl around only increases the non-attractiveness.
Racist.
Actually, just the other day, I saw a girl with bleached blonde hair and skin that was practically white. While I generally go for tans, and while she was otherwise less attractive than most girls I give a double-take, she really kept my attention for some reason. Like, my lower brain's attention.
Then you're the eugenics, it's-all-deep-down-genetic-attraction kind of racist. And that kind of racist is creepier, because they think they can explain for themselves with science.
I have time to consider my choices; racism through genetics is irrelevant.
someone wrote:You, sir, are never gonna get laid. You'll be ignoring all the "bitches" in favor of all the women who are bent over the toilet trying to get thinner, or you'll just come across all the thinner girls with inflated egos who are the real bitches.
Or, like, take a walk every now and again. It's really not that hard to keep in shape. Just stop shoveling McDonald's into your face.
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Postby Tanner » 2009.09.04 (11:20)

The thing I've found most attractive in a woman of late was her ability to consistently beat me at chess.
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.09.04 (11:40)

CUTE AND NICE AND REALLY CUTE
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THE GIRL WITH THAT NICE HAIR THAT I LIKE AND PACKED WITH LOTS OF DIFFERENCE.

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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.09.12 (22:32)

maxson924 wrote:The two most important things to me are kindness and intelligence. I also like heavier girls :D
Agreeable. I kinda like those plus-sizes. 16 is what I like; there should be a little jiggle. As for breast size, I like big ones (and I don't mind very enlarged ones, either). And I like working with a girl that I can hold a conversation with.
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