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Shenanigan - she⋅nan⋅i⋅gan - noun
1. Usually, shenanigans.
a. mischief; prankishness: Halloween shenanigans.
b. deceit; trickery.
2. a mischievous or deceitful trick, practice, etc.

RULES OF THREAD
- Nothing Illegal
- Nothing that would result in extreme inconvenience
- Staff have the last say about what is acceptable and what is not.

To start things off, I'll post one of mine. I know that it may not be original, but I put a new twist on it.

Step 1: Acquire 4 pigs.
Step 2: Label them 1, 2, 2, and 4.
Step 3: Release 1, 2 and 4 in the morning.
Step 4: Later on, release the second 2.
Step 5: Lulz ensue.

Run across a football field naked

Lachesis wrote: Step 1: Acquire 4 pigs.
Step 2: Label them 1, 2, 2, and 4.
Step 3: Release 1, 2 and 4 in the morning.
Step 4: Later on, release the second 2.
Step 5: Lulz ensue.

I think it would be funnier if you did this:

Step 1: Acquire 3 pigs.
Step 2: Label them 1, 2, and 4.
Step 3: Release 1, 2 and 4 in the morning.
Step 4: Laugh as they look for 3.

toasters wrote:I think it would be funnier if you did this:

Step 1: Acquire 3 pigs.
Step 2: Label them 1, 2, and 4.
Step 3: Release 1, 2 and 4 in the morning.
Step 4: Laugh as they look for 3.

I know someone who knows someone who actually did that on the last day of school. But it was with chickens, not pigs.

Another one (that, again, I am told actually happened to someone):
- At university, wait until your friend goes home for the weekend.
- Take out all the stuff in his/her room and [edit] EAT it.
- Get some turf.
- Remove the carpet in the room, and cover all the floor with this turf.
- Purchase a sheep. (Where they got the sheep from I'll never know.)
- Put the sheep in the room just before your friend comes back on Monday morning.
- Wait until your friend opens the door.

That would fucking suck

999_Springs wrote: I know someone who knows someone who actually did that on the last day of school. But it was with chickens, not pigs.

Labeled chickens?

999_Springs wrote:- Take out all the stuff in his/her room and discard it.

If I was your roommate, I'd put you in the hospital. That shit is not funny.

Tsukatu wrote:

999_Springs wrote:- Take out all the stuff in his/her room and discard it.

If I was your roommate, I'd put you in the hospital. That shit is not funny.

No fuggin' joke. Shit would break across some faces.

Lachesis wrote:Step 5: Lulz ensue.

You're one of them.

Lachesis wrote: RULES OF THREAD
- Nothing Illegal
- Nothing that would result in extreme inconvenience
- Staff have the last say about what is acceptable and what is not.

999_Springs wrote:- Take out all the stuff in his/her room and discard it.

AGAINST THE RULES. GTFO.

GamingWolf wrote:

Lachesis wrote:Step 5: Lulz ensue.

You're one of them.

Who?

Dress up as Francis Bacon and go trick-or-treating on Christmas.

(All of these revolve around my Dad, I don't know why)

My Dad is an architect, and he works on various projects, often pertaining to college campuses. The story starts when he bought ~300 adhesive colored dots from a local office supply store. He'd carry them around in his pocket, casually applying them on everything; fire hydrants, light poles, rails, doors, bike racks, any sort of object. He was very nonchalant with the colors, no color scheme at all. The maintenance department had no idea what these dots meant. There's a red one on this pole, and two blue ones on the others. What ensued was absolute chaos for months; everyone was trying to figure out what the dots meant and who put them there, and nobody knew what to do. Right when he was leaving, the head maintenance guy was being changed, and that was the only person he told. To this day they remain there.

He worked across the hall from this really OCD guy in his mid 30's. This guy had to have all of his pencils sharp and of matching length, photo's perfectly placed; the obvious target. Every night my dad would go in and move pictures a tiny bit, re-arrange pencils. Just real simple things, and every day the guy would come in and wonder what was going on. For 8 years this went on, and he was finally told. He was full of that humorous/pissed feeling.

Finally, I was searching for a High School prank to do, and yes, my dad suggested one I love. You have to get a ton of caulk, and one of those gun-dispenser things. At night when all of the doors are locked, go around the perimeter of the school and insert caulk into every keyhole of every door. This is crucial, if a single door is missed, then you can get inside and open them from the inside out. The caulk hardens and completely destroys the locks; they must be replaced one by one.

Blackson wrote:Finally, I was searching for a High School prank to do, and yes, my dad suggested one I love. You have to get a ton of caulk, and one of those gun-dispenser things. At night when all of the doors are locked, go around the perimeter of the school and insert caulk into every keyhole of every door. This is crucial, if a single door is missed, then you can get inside and open them from the inside out. The caulk hardens and completely destroys the locks; they must be replaced one by one.

What the hell is wrong with you people? You know it's possible to pull a prank without committing any felonies, don't you?

I just like the world caulk.

Flight wrote:Dress up as Francis Bacon and go trick-or-treating on Christmas.

Would you date abusive men, cry, and drink beer? :<

Also: Run around on the track field during a track meet when you shouldn't.

Ranny wrote:I just like the world caulk.

All the coming on; it makes sense now.

Attaching this "notice" to a McDonald's door is an old classic.

Lachesis wrote:

GamingWolf wrote:

Lachesis wrote:Step 5: Lulz ensue.

You're one of them.

Who?

HOT NAKED STRIPPING COEDS

Tsukatu wrote:

Blackson wrote:Finally, I was searching for a High School prank to do, and yes, my dad suggested one I love. You have to get a ton of caulk, and one of those gun-dispenser things. At night when all of the doors are locked, go around the perimeter of the school and insert caulk into every keyhole of every door. This is crucial, if a single door is missed, then you can get inside and open them from the inside out. The caulk hardens and completely destroys the locks; they must be replaced one by one.

What the hell is wrong with you people? You know it's possible to pull a prank without committing any felonies, don't you?

Seriously. This actually happened at my school. It was a pain in the ass. You know what else they did that year? Put rotting fish and human shit all over the rooftops. It smelled so bad that day.

scythe33 wrote:Attaching this "notice" to a McDonald's door is an old classic.

I've done that before, just laminate it and put double sided tape on the back side. Put it in a highly black neighborhood and wait out the shitstorm.

Yeah, because destroying innocent people's livelihood in the middle of a recession while perpetuating racist stereotypes is so fucking funny.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Why can you not tell the difference between humour and being a monumental cock? Thread locked before some idiot suggests beating homeless people for the lulz.

I'm just gonna start lynching you assholes as I see fit.