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This is in the view point of origami_alligator. This is why you shouldn't mess with the Heron.

A Heron flying in the afternoon sky
Malicious and foreboding, he had a gleam in his eye
He was heading in a housewardly direction
When the thought came... "Window open in my kitchen"
I ran as fast as I could
My heart be twice as fast as it normally did
But alas, I came too late
For there the heron was sitting on my finest plate
Said the Heron "I have dirtied and scattered your dishes.
Do you have any last wishes?"
All I could do was stare
As a shattering sound broke through the crisp night air
The Heron had broken my precious plate
The game was up. My life over. Checkmate

Wait, are you Heron_cyst?

I am not a cyst.

To quote incluye,


"wat"

SlappyMcGee wrote:To quote incluye,


"wat"

Yeah. Also, I'm honored that a mod quoted me! :D

Russ_Kerr is Aldaric. Also Heron, the spammy post on the spammy Numa, and Heron is a guy who makes spammy comments and he is Aldaric which is Russ_Kerr.

It explains everything.

Tunco wrote:Russ_Kerr is Aldaric. Also Heron, the spammy post on the spammy Numa, and Heron is a guy who makes spammy comments and he is Aldaric which is Russ_Kerr.

It explains everything.

Do we know this?

Plates and dishes =/= pots and pans. =\

I am not. I also never spammed NUMA.

Russ_Kerr wrote:Do you think he got what he deserved?

No, and you acknowledged this by your use of the word "malicious" in describing the heron. I'm assuming "he" to be southpaw, by the way.