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Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.28 (21:21)
by EdoI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Vanga/
http://lighthead.wordpress.com/2008/09/ ... 2010-5079/

Hmm, let's disect this:
2010 – World War III. War will begin in November 2010 and end in October 2014. Will begin as usual, then nuclear will be used initially, and then chemical weapons.

2011 – As a result of the fallout of nuclear fallout in the northern hemisphere will not be any animals or vegetation. Then Muslims will wage war against chemical surviving Europeans.

2014 – Most people will suffer skin cancer and other skin diseases (a consequence of chemical warfare).

2016 – Europe almost lonely (empty).
Iranian nuclear program?
Also, I'm accepting exchange of two flats close to the center of Zenica and a house in suburbia for one shed in Zimbabwe. :D
2018 – New China becomes a world power.
Very predictable.
2033 – The polar ice are melting. Greater levels of the oceans.
I expected this earlier.
2046 – any bodies (organs) can be manufactured (cloning?). Replacing the bodies is becoming one of the best methods of treatment.
Just about the time I'll need it!
2076 – Classless Society (communism).
If it's something I see in Star Trek, good news.
2084 – The restoration of nature.
We probably left fossil fuels somewhere after we saw 2033.
2088 – A new disease – aging for a few seconds!
My children will understand my needs and I'll gain their respect ; )
2123 – The war between small nations. Big nations do not intervene.
Okay, this is even beyond science fiction. Not gonna happen.
2125 – Hungary will receive signals from space.
This is what I want to see. Hope medicine helps.
2130 – Colony under water (with the help of sympathetic councils).
I read about an underwater hotel planned to be built, so this is kind of late.
2167 – A new religion.
The end of communism. We still have religions?
2195 – Sea Colony fully developed, abundant energy and food.
Again, late.
2201 – At the Sun slowing thermonuclear processes. Temperature drops.
This is way too early.
2201 – At the Sun slowing thermonuclear processes. Temperature drops.

2221 – In the search for extraterrestrial life, humanity comes into contact with what – something terrible.

2256 – Spacecraft forgotten to Earth terrible new disease.

2262 – Planets gradually changing planetary orbit. Mars is threatened by comets.
What a fun period. :D
2288 – Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?).
I don't believe in time traveling without mega fuck-ups.


Opine.

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.28 (21:38)
by Spawn of Yanni
Everything, *everything* here is ridiculous. Please quote me on that in 2033.


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Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.28 (21:59)
by T3chno
China will never be a world power.

Unless it makes a trojan horse filled with fifty billion underpaid workers, NEVER.

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.28 (22:03)
by smartalco
Flight wrote:Unless it makes a trojan horse filled with fifty billion underpaid workers, NEVER.
I think they tried that several decades ago. Only we just made them build our railroads. ('our' being 'US')

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.28 (22:35)
by Skyling
Oh, does she cite her sources?

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.28 (23:15)
by SlappyMcGee
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Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.29 (03:01)
by otters
2043: Enormous testicle found orbiting Jupiter.

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.29 (03:03)
by scythe
2043: Enormous testicle found orbiting Jupiter.
Now I'm worried about what's going to happen to my balls in 2042.

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.29 (03:31)
by capt_weasle
Sure is specific for a psychic. I'm going to predict that in 2033, there will be a large accident in which people will die. See if I'm wrong.

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.29 (04:44)
by T3chno
scythe33 wrote:
2043: Enormous testicle found orbiting Jupiter.
Now I'm worried about what's going to happen to my balls in 2042.
You know that swine flu vaccine? Errr.

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.29 (10:37)
by Ad
It's funny 'cos the only thing more stupid than these predictions is EdoI's comments.
I forgot how many a colony reside in 5 star hotels.

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.29 (14:07)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
All opening posts should henceforth end with 'opine'.

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.29 (19:03)
by Mute Monk
Make your predictions vague enough, and fame is yours. I'm still not sure what I'm supposed to do with all these predictions. Why do I care what's gonna happen in the year 2201? I'm dead then, as in deceased. I will no longer be caring about anything, let alone the Sun going out.

Unless she's gonna tell me how to get straight A's all the way through university, her prophesies are of no use to me.

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.29 (20:43)
by Aldaric
Flight wrote:China will never be a world power.

Unless it makes a trojan horse filled with fifty billion underpaid workers, NEVER.
Are you serious?! That is by far the most likely thing. I don´t know when it is going to happen, but when you have a population that large with a drive to do well... there is no stopping them.

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.29 (21:16)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
Mute Monk wrote:I'm still not sure what I'm supposed to do with all these predictions. Why do I care what's gonna happen in the year 2201? I'm dead then, as in deceased. I will no longer be caring about anything, let alone the Sun going out.

Unless she's gonna tell me how to get straight A's all the way through university, her prophesies are of no use to me.
OCTOBER 2009: SHUT UP

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.30 (03:18)
by Aldaric
Suki are you agreeing with Mute Monk or telling him to shut up. I'm honestly confused.

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.30 (13:08)
by Tunco
Mute Monk wrote:I'm still not sure what I'm supposed to do with all these predictions. Why do I care what's gonna happen in the year 2201? I'm dead then, as in deceased. I will no longer be caring about anything, let alone the Sun going out.

Unless she's gonna tell me how to get straight A's all the way through university, her prophesies are of no use to me.
Every single action you do in life has consequences. Something you do now could effect peoples' lifes in the year 2201.
Tsukatu wrote:OCTOBER 2009: SHUT UP
Aldaric wrote:Suki are you agreeing with Mute Monk or telling him to shut up. I'm honestly confused.
He is telling him to shut up. Read above.

Re: Baba Vanga's predictions

Posted: 2009.10.31 (07:02)
by bobaganuesh_2
this will be fun