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If you were half man, half woman, and you were divided along your vertical center, would the male side be on the right, or on the left?

Existentialblizzm. There is no leftcock, only centercock.

A half cock is no cock at all.

When i first came on here i thought it said Rightclock or Leftclock? But now i see :(

Whats A Left Cock Whats A right Cock How can theyre be?

EDIT: wait now i see .. would you have one ball lol?

jackass77 wrote:When i first came on here i thought it said Rightclock or Leftclock? But now i see :(

Whats A Left Cock Whats A right Cock How can theyre be?

*Glances at first post*

Um.

Existentialism

:|

Rightcock. My penis hangs to the right.

jackass77 wrote:EDIT: wait now i see .. would you have one ball lol?

good question

Leftcock. My penis is left handed.

This is ridiculous. Balls are part of the cock. They come as a package, if you excuse the several puns. There is no cock without balls. What do you call a cock without balls? You call it nothing. There's no word for it, but I can tell you now, the word isn't "still cock, I guess." It's not. You lose your cock and you lose your balls. You lose half your cock, you lose half your balls. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to come to that conclusion. Nor a train tunnel scientist, for that matter.

Rightcock. Anyone who says leftcock is a faggot.

Tsukatu wrote:Rightcock. Anyone who says leftcock is a faggot.

Leftcock. =(
If not, my arm would be at all sorts of crazy angles.

This really makes more sense as undercock or overcock. There's no sidecock. There could be a throughcock.

Cocks off the... um... never mind.

*Doesn't answer because the question doesn't apply to self*

I must say rightcock.
And left balled.

Rightcock? Leftcock? Glasscock.

Zora_S_Kenneth wrote:Cocks off the... um... never mind.

*Doesn't answer because the question doesn't apply to self*

I don't see how a question that bases itself around the hypothetical "If you were half man, half woman" can not apply to anyone. You're not fooling anyone, sir.

Centercock.

Topic locked abruptly for subject matter.