The stupidest thing you've ever cried for

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Postby Zephyr » 2010.03.20 (07:36)

Probably a 512mb USB drive years ago for me.
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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.

As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.

Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.

Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.

Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.


Yeah, I use plastic.

Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!

Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY

Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.

KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.

Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee

[13:50:29] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:33] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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Postby Tunco » 2010.03.20 (11:24)

The stupid bubble gum. :((
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.03.20 (13:21)

When I was 7 I cried when I couldn't beat Sigma in Megaman X...
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Postby im_bad_at_n » 2010.03.20 (13:29)

I went without saving in Majora's Mask and got to the second temple super fast. Then the game froze Mid-Goron roll. Haven't really played it since then... ;_;
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Postby moonlight » 2010.03.20 (13:59)

Trying to beat N... (*sniffle*)
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Postby T3chno » 2010.03.20 (17:49)

Saving over a total pro game of Pokemon Blue I had set up. ;___________;
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Postby Izzy » 2010.03.20 (17:52)

Probably when I was 8, when I got my Yu-Gi-Oh cards stolen.

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Postby awak3n » 2010.03.20 (20:02)

The administrators at our school changed their passwords ;___;

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Postby sidke » 2010.03.20 (20:25)

a girl
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Postby Torex » 2010.03.20 (21:10)

My family was gonna get this puppy, but it turned out that it had this bladder problem where it would pee whenever it got excited, so we didn't get it, and I cried.
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Postby rocket_thumped » 2010.03.20 (21:24)

makinero wrote:a girl
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Postby Universezero » 2010.03.21 (00:21)

When I was about 9, and I played GBA games. I had a few of these cheap games my dad got in Thailand or something. I'd been playing them for about a month, and decided that I was bored of Star Wars. So I pluged in my Pokemon Leaf Green cartridge. Unfortunetly, the cheap games had slightly screwed up my Gameboy. When I plugged in the Pokemon game, all my save data had gone, including all my level 100s. I literally howled.

Luckily, I didn't start a new game, and tried to go on with my life. Then, when I put the game back in a month or so later, all the data was there again. Horray.
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Postby otters~1 » 2010.03.21 (00:30)

makinero wrote:a girl
Wahaha. Do you have like a dark past or something? sidke hates women.
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Postby OneSevenNine » 2010.03.21 (06:14)

In fifth grade I went to school and found out that there was a book report due that day. I didn't even faintly remember there being one assigned. I believe I finally broke in the car on the way home, overwhelmed with the thought of having to do normal homework plus a whole three pages of book report in one night. I didn't finish until around 10:00.
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Postby noops » 2010.03.21 (17:26)

Birth.
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Postby scythe » 2010.03.22 (02:28)

rocket_thumped wrote:
makinero wrote:a girl
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Postby moonlight » 2010.03.22 (02:56)

I now remember a few years ago I dropped my gameboy and when I turned it on again, I saw that my pro Pokemon Red had been deleted... I bawled
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Postby Rose » 2010.03.22 (16:05)

Might wrote:Birth.
I believe that is a perfectly justifiable reason for crying.

Idk, I've cried over many stupid things (I'm kinda emotional ._.)
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Postby remm » 2010.03.23 (11:49)

I used to be the sort of kid who would cry when somebody would lie or cheat at a game, for their own benefit and my detriment.
For instance once, while playing soccer, I got tripped up. It did not hurt in any way, but I cried a little because of the injustice of it all, even though we got the penalty.
It's like even telling a story of what somebody did to me that was mean used to be quite hard to do without crying.

I also cried a few hours after smacking a girl in the face at school. But she deserved it, so I don't know about that one.
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Postby Ianinja » 2010.03.23 (23:23)

...caught a Mewtwo with a greatball, so happy my hands slid the GamePac out a tiny bit...and...I had to use my Master Ball.

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Postby otters~1 » 2010.03.24 (16:39)

If I read another damn Pokemon story on here, this thread will become the stupidest thing I've ever cried over.
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Postby Nexx » 2010.03.24 (17:56)

Everything I've ever cried about, with the exception of my own birth.


Actually, my real answer is: a girl.
Not to say that the first answer isn't also true.

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Postby Universezero » 2010.03.24 (21:11)

Heh, 4 'a girl' posts and 3 Pokemon posts. This is a sad, sad forum.
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Postby im_bad_at_n » 2010.03.25 (01:27)

flagmyidol wrote:If I read another damn Pokemon story on here, this thread will become the stupidest thing I've ever cried over.
Our lives are so jolly that the only thing that brings us down is when videogames do stupid things. xD
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Postby sheganican » 2010.03.25 (01:33)

i distinctly remember waking up crying one night from a nightmare where my three salamanders died. my dad laughed. mighta been when i was 6 or so


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