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Postby Ermacrules29 » 2010.03.30 (05:12)

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Postby Kablizzy » 2010.03.30 (05:23)

I stopped reading about two sentences in, and skimmed the rest. I don't blame you, we all knew how old you were and why you did it, and if you remember my message when I banned you, it was "Come back in five years when you've grown the fuck up," if I remember right. And here we are. Welcome back, and just like everyone else, don't shit on the rug, and you'll be fine around here.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.03.30 (09:30)

ermac wrote:As you know I was an extremely hated troll on the original Forumer.com IPB Metanet forums... I was basically the only real troll there
Ha! Way to flatter yourself.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Postby Zephyr » 2010.03.30 (11:38)

It's like a better version of a "Hey metanet remember me I'm back woo!" thread.
I wasn't here that long ago but I guess you must have been an asshole, welcome back and don't make the same mistakes.
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As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.

Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.

Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.

Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.


Yeah, I use plastic.

Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!

Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY

Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.

KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.

Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee

[13:50:29] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:57:02] -->| Zeph ([email protected]) has joined #Worldcup

[13:32:33] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
[13:32:50] -->| Zeph ([email protected]) has joined #Worldcup

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Postby squibbles » 2010.03.30 (12:15)

Yeah, they say recognition of a problem is crucial to improvement, so it looks like it's going to go over well. Welcome back. :)
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I totally just read that as, "I'd hate to be the only black guy stuck using v1.4."
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.03.30 (12:24)

That was 5 years ago? I've been here way too long...

Welcome back. Here's to some hope that you'll be a contributing member.
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Postby EdoI » 2010.03.30 (13:04)

I like seeing a good troll from time to time. : )

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Postby Tanner » 2010.03.30 (13:07)

I hope this is real. It made me smile.
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Postby Ermacrules29 » 2010.03.30 (17:02)

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Postby heatwave » 2010.03.30 (20:23)

either way, I guess it's pretty cool that you came back to explain yourself.

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Postby otters » 2010.03.30 (22:01)

Tsukatu wrote:
ermac wrote:As you know I was an extremely hated troll on the original Forumer.com IPB Metanet forums... I was basically the only real troll there
Ha! Way to flatter yourself.
(Tsukatu is exhibiting jealousy here)
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.03.30 (23:20)

ǝʎn1ɔuı wrote:
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ermac wrote:As you know I was an extremely hated troll on the original Forumer.com IPB Metanet forums... I was basically the only real troll there
Ha! Way to flatter yourself.
(Tsukatu is exhibiting jealousy here)
I will put a .40 into my brain the day that I become jealous of 9-year old ermac.
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Postby OneSevenNine » 2010.03.31 (01:53)

I can actually sympathize. I was on a message board for a certain game when I was eleven, and thinking back about the idiotic crap I did there makes me wish my parents had kept me from the internet (or at least from forums) until I was at least fourteen.

But I still refuse to forgive you for your trolling until you separate that enormous wall of text into some paragraphs. Too much of a pain to read.
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Postby epigone » 2010.03.31 (05:20)

woah... is this real life?
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Postby Destiny » 2010.03.31 (10:30)

Though i arrived a little while after you left, and so I didn't really know all that stuff, It's good that you came clean like that. But yeah, paragraphs ftw.
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Postby Tunco » 2010.03.31 (14:12)

Ermac, you seem to be a nice guy, at the moment. Welcome back. Being able to tell your own mistake is a great virtue.
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Postby noops » 2010.03.31 (15:20)

You know, you can't say you "would" constantly abuse spelling/punctuation/grammar if it's present tense. Just add a little thought as to the structure of your posts, is all.

That aside, welcome back, I guess. I actually read that whole thing, and I'm sure I didn't get half of the intended message.
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Postby Tanner » 2010.03.31 (17:04)

Might wrote:You know, you can't say you "would" constantly abuse spelling/punctuation/grammar if it's present tense. Just add a little thought as to the structure of your posts, is all.

That aside, welcome back, I guess. I actually read that whole thing, and I'm sure I didn't get half of the intended message.
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Postby scythe » 2010.03.31 (19:24)

http://sivers.org/real <-----link click.
Smörgåsbord wrote: "Come back in five years when you've grown the fuck up," if I remember right. And here we are. Welcome back, and just like everyone else, don't shit on the rug, and you'll be fine around here.
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Postby otters~1 » 2010.03.31 (22:15)

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Postby remm » 2010.03.31 (23:41)

Well the fact you know what you did then, and have come to realise all this, then that shows you're above all that now. Don't worry about not actually playing N or even not knowing much about it, there are many people here who used to play it, and now are here because of the community. If you actively participate in various activities, then you're definitely welcome here.
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Postby Luminaflare » 2010.03.31 (23:46)

Looks it's ace that your back and all but would a little paragraphing really hurt?

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Postby a happy song » 2010.04.01 (00:17)

Luminaflare wrote:Looks it's ace that your back and all but would a little paragraphing really hurt?
It would not.

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Postby otters » 2010.04.01 (15:32)

epigone wrote:woah... is this real life?
Or is this just fantasy?
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Postby Kablizzy » 2010.04.01 (18:28)

scythe wrote:http://sivers.org/real <-----link click.
Smörgåsbord wrote: "Come back in five years when you've grown the fuck up," if I remember right. And here we are. Welcome back, and just like everyone else, don't shit on the rug, and you'll be fine around here.
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that he actually did it.
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