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So did any jokes today?

Heaps of people in my class just don't even know what today is...

BTW, Southpaw, your shoelace is untied.
BTW, PALEMOON, I smashed your car.
BTW other people in this website, You got banned on NUMA.

April Fools lol.

Tweet from Tim Minchin:

"I'm dead. April fool's, I'm not really dead."


but other than that, my 'hilarious' French teacher told us we had a test today. We all panicked a little, though.

This year I'm at home not going to school but last year it was hilarious as fuck, we sprayed a fart gas all over the English class and it smelled so bad we had to get outside the class.

Wahahaha.

Tunco wrote:This year I'm at home not going to school but last year it was hilarious as fuck, we sprayed a fart gas all over the English class and it smelled so bad we had to get outside the class.

Wahahaha.

Because it was april fools? O_o

Friends dropped some dead squirrels down a story or two at my loverly school and they exploded everywhere.

Side note: I hate this thread.

One of my co-workers and his brother posted some stuff on their respective facebooks this morning;

"My parents house is gone. Everything was lost in the fire. All I want to know is, why?"

and

"At my moms seeing what we can salvage. This is just so unbelieveable.....please pray for my parents and my family. This is a tough time for all of us. "

Gotta be an April Fool's prank, but I don't have the testicles to call 'em on it. Collaborative pranks for the win!

Edit: Also, none of these are April Fool's Pranks, they're just you guys being fucktards.

Smörgåsbord wrote:Edit: Also, none of these are April Fool's Pranks, they're just you guys being fucktards.

I'd say mine is pretty clever and non-detrimental.

ǝʎn1ɔuı wrote:

Smörgåsbord wrote:Edit: Also, none of these are April Fool's Pranks, they're just you guys being fucktards.

I'd say mine is pretty clever and non-detrimental.

Yours was amazing. Then again, you're not a fucktard.

Supposedly, my roommate's Chem professor did the whole hour and a half lecture in a New Zealand accent today. (We're in the USA, and the prof is American) Don't think its necessarily hilarious, but I had him for two semesters and his sense of humor is very dry.

Smörgåsbord wrote:

ǝʎn1ɔuı wrote:

Smörgåsbord wrote:Edit: Also, none of these are April Fool's Pranks, they're just you guys being fucktards.

I'd say mine is pretty clever and non-detrimental.

Yours was amazing. Then again, you're not a fucktard.

I think that's as close to a compliment as Kablizzy's ever given.

The campus newspaper has been posting random shit on its website for the duration of the day. I thought this was great.

Smörgåsbord wrote:One of my co-workers and his brother posted some stuff on their respective facebooks this morning;

"My parents house is gone. Everything was lost in the fire. All I want to know is, why?"

and

"At my moms seeing what we can salvage. This is just so unbelieveable.....please pray for my parents and my family. This is a tough time for all of us. "

Gotta be an April Fool's prank, but I don't have the testicles to call 'em on it. Collaborative pranks for the win!

Holy fuck, they weren't pranking... Now I'm just fucking depressed.

Noticed my friend's shoelace was untied. Said, "Hey, <friend>. Your shoelace isn't untied."

xVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:Noticed my friend's shoelace was untied. Said, "Hey, <friend>. Your shoelace isn't untied."

Rapscalion.

flagmyidol wrote:Friends dropped some dead squirrels down a story or two at my loverly school and they exploded everywhere.

I found out later that this had nothing to do with April Fools Day. Dude's just weird.

EDIT: xkcd was fucking excellent on the 1st.