BATTLE OF THE NON-STAPLES

[a happy song]

Which is worse?

[bobaganuesh_2]

I'd personally say "vomit in a juice box", but "pubes on the soap" is pretty bad.

[otters~1]

I HATE hair all over my fucking soap. Fucking hell, it's like my number one pet peeve. Stuff's supposed to be -clean-.

Thank you for making this thread; I am not alone.

[yahoozy]

I'm the only one that showers in my bathroom, so I don't have a problem with pubes on the soap. I use body wash, anyway, because I'm a girl.

If this weren't the case, I wouldn't have much of a problem with pubes on the soap, as they'd probably be clean pubes, which I also wouldn't have much of a problem picking off. Toenails in the bathtub sounds fucking disgusting, though.

[Tunco]

Come on people, toenails are not disgusting. D:

[Tanner]

I use body wash, anyway, because I'm a girl.

[otters]

Just rinse off your soap for fuck's sake.

Also, toenails.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

Toenails are all calcified and everything, which makes them little more than oddly-shaped pebbles in my mind, and I'd react to them in the tub the same way I'd react to a handful of rocks.
But pubes on the soap? What I've always thought to be the "correct" means of using soap makes it utterly impossible to get any hair whatsoever onto the soap. But finding pubes on the soap means that someone just grabbed the entire bar and rubbed it all over his crotch. And if I were to use the soap without washing off multiple layers of it first, I'd be doing the equivalent of scrubbing myself with someone else's soapy crotch.

Maybe this is why

I use body wash, anyway, because I'm a girl.

[Kablizzy]

What about Pubes and Toenails IN THE TUB??

[otters~1]

Just rinse off your soap for fuck's sake.

Sorry, but you've obviously never tried to rinse hair of off soap. You have to pick it off. Period. In other words, you have to pick off someone else's pubic hairs from YOUR soap.

Furthermore, what Suki said is entirely true and quite disgusting.

[otters]

Just rinse off your soap for fuck's sake.

Sorry, but you've obviously never tried to rinse hair of off soap. You have to pick it off. Period. In other words, you have to pick off someone else's pubic hairs from YOUR soap.

Oh. Well, I'm trying to picture this, because I can't figure out what you'd have to do to get a bunch of pubic hair stuck on your soap, I've never had any hair stuck on my soap, and we use the liquid kind anyway.

[toasters]

Toenails are all calcified and everything, which makes them little more than oddly-shaped pebbles in my mind, and I'd react to them in the tub the same way I'd react to a handful of rocks.
But pubes on the soap? What I've always thought to be the "correct" means of using soap makes it utterly impossible to get any hair whatsoever onto the soap. But finding pubes on the soap means that someone just grabbed the entire bar and rubbed it all over his crotch. And if I were to use the soap without washing off multiple layers of it first, I'd be doing the equivalent of scrubbing myself with someone else's soapy crotch.

I agree. If I find pubes on my soap, they aren't mine. And anything involving some other person's pubes is automatically disgusting.

[Universezero]

Pubes on the soap, man. This is why I use liquid soap.

[lord_day]

I've never experienced toe-nails in the tub.

[Kablizzy]

I've never experienced toe-nails in the tub.

THAT YOU KNOW OF.

[yungerkid]

The scary thing is that I am both fascinated, intrigued, and learning things while I sit here reading this thread.

I'm the only one who uses my shower, so whenever I encounter my own pubic hairs on the soap, I usually just brush them off. And come to think of it I have no clue how they get there. Oh, but toenails never go into bath-tubs, either. My toenails always get ripped off in my socks, my fingernails usually end up ripping off on someone else's clothing, and I never encounter anyone else's fingernails. So I don't have to worry. And I never cut my own fingernails or toenails. But if I did, I'd probably do it over the sink like a goddamn reasonable person.

[bobaganuesh_2]

The scary thing is that I am both fascinated, intrigued, and learning things while I sit here reading this thread.

I'm the only one who uses my shower, so whenever I encounter my own pubic hairs on the soap, I usually just brush them off. And come to think of it I have no clue how they get there. Oh, but toenails never go into bath-tubs, either. My toenails always get ripped off in my socks, my fingernails usually end up ripping off on someone else's clothing, and I never encounter anyone else's fingernails. So I don't have to worry. And I never cut my own fingernails or toenails. But if I did, I'd probably do it over the sink like a goddamn reasonable person.

wow. that's a very good idea. I used to cut my nails over the toilet, pee on them, then flush. then we needed to stop wasting so much water, and since "having showers while not getting wet" wasn't an option, I would clip over the garbage can. when cutting toenails, however, this would be very difficult, since the garbage can is more of a woven basket thing and therefore was light-weight and putting my foot on the ledge then bending over to cut the nails would knock the garbage can down; last week I made a breakthrough, fortunately. I found that if I push the garbage can against the wall with the foot on the inside of the basket that I wish to clip, then I can clip more easily. of course this took a certain amount of muscular exertion to keep the basket from tipping, and I cut into the wall with the toenail of my big toe.

tl;dr: bobaganuesh is a strange person.

[otters~1]

Just rinse off your soap for fuck's sake.

Sorry, but you've obviously never tried to rinse hair of off soap. You have to pick it off. Period. In other words, you have to pick off someone else's pubic hairs from YOUR soap.

Oh. Well, I'm trying to picture this, because I can't figure out what you'd have to do to get a bunch of pubic hair stuck on your soap, I've never had any hair stuck on my soap, and we use the liquid kind anyway.

That's what scares me. The hair is ALREADY there -- where did it COME FROM?

[otters]

[Sorry, but you've obviously never tried to rinse hair of off soap. You have to pick it off. Period. In other words, you have to pick off someone else's pubic hairs from YOUR soap.

Oh. Well, I'm trying to picture this, because I can't figure out what you'd have to do to get a bunch of pubic hair stuck on your soap, I've never had any hair stuck on my soap, and we use the liquid kind anyway.

That's what scares me. The hair is ALREADY there -- where did it COME FROM?

COLLECTIVE "you," not specific "you." Christ.

[capt_weasle]

I don't actually have a tub. My bathroom has a shower-only shower. Also: Old Spice liquid soap > bar of solid fat

[Tunco]

Sorry, but you've obviously never tried to rinse hair of off soap. You have to pick it off. Period. In other words, you have to pick off someone else's pubic hairs from YOUR soap.

Oh. Well, I'm trying to picture this, because I can't figure out what you'd have to do to get a bunch of pubic hair stuck on your soap, I've never had any hair stuck on my soap, and we use the liquid kind anyway.

That's what scares me. The hair is ALREADY there -- where did it COME FROM?

What is wrong with all you people? :>3'

[moonlight]

The pubes of course.

[origami_alligator]

I use body wash, anyway, because I'm a girl.

[epigone]

Oh god, there is nothing worse than hairs on the soap, I don't care what part of the body they come from.

[Destiny]

I'm the only one who uses my shower

The rest of your family don't wash? O_o