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For me it was one of those "flat belly in 5 weeks" things, shame I didn't screenshot.

I still get breast enlargement emails on a weekly basis.

I got this from a college. It's not a scam, but it's a pretty awesome fail.

The South African/UK Lottery, specifically the people that fall for them.

"Who is the president of USA? Win a green card to live lifetime in USA! Now!"

"Congratz! You're the 1,000,000,000,000th person who visited this page! You just won 1 million dollars!"

Bullshit. :P

heatwave wrote:I got this from a college. It's not a scam, but it's a pretty awesome fail.

I swear to God I get an email from my school every week addressed to FILE_NOT_FOUND.

xVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:

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Steven Seagull. Amazing. Amazing.

Anything and everything that says "ACAI BERRY DIET EXPOSED!!!"

Found this a long while back:

I guess not online, but I woke up to this actually being aired on television a couple nights ago at 2:30am or something in the middle of Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Why they aired it is beyond me, but not only was it the best thing to wake up to that early but I felt like buying 3 Slap Chops if the phone were within reaching distance.

you're gonna love my nuts

Somehow when colleges got my PSAT scores, the name got messed up, and now whenever colleges email me or send me mail, it's addressed to "Whunter." My name is Hunter.

GLOOMP BANNED FOREVER FOR STEALING MY MATERIAL

Once I was on a site and simultaneously got a "YOU'RE THE MILLIONTH VISITOR TO THIS WEBPAGE CLICK HERE" and and a "YOU'RE THE 999,999TH VISITOR TO THIS WEB PAGE CLICK HERE." That still makes me laugh when I remember it.

Manus Australis wrote:I guess not online, but I woke up to this actually being aired on television a couple nights ago at 2:30am or something in the middle of Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Why they aired it is beyond me, but not only was it the best thing to wake up to that early but I felt like buying 3 Slap Chops if the phone were within reaching distance.

you're gonna love my nuts

Oh... My... God.

I've never wanted something that i would never use so much in my entire life.

On a more relevant note, the greatest advert ever created has got to be for John West Salmon

Destiny wrote:

Manus Australis wrote:you're gonna love my nuts

Oh... My... God.

I've never wanted something that i would never use so much in my entire life.

I have been thinking the exact same thing for the last 2 days straight.

Definitely Progenitorivox. It's a life enhancing miracle!

Not hilarious at first, but the first three things I thought of when I saw this were:
1. Convince yourself he was a vampire.
2. Convince yourself that his family are vampires too and that all of them are at war with some werewolves.
3. Had his baby.

xVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:

You know, the more I look at this, the more I'm convinced that it isn't photoshopped. It's probably the statistic at the bottom which is making me think those lines, but I swear to god that it's 2 birds and a dude, presumably called Steven.

Manus Australis wrote:

Destiny wrote:

Manus Australis wrote:you're gonna love my nuts

Oh... My... God.

I've never wanted something that i would never use so much in my entire life.

I have been thinking the exact same thing for the last 2 days straight.

Isn't that some gun?