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Unfortunately, this only applies for the US.

Also: Hooray Cracked!

ＡＬＷＡＹＳ wrote:http://www.open-ministry.org/create_account.php

Unfortunately, this only applies for the US.

You can call me the Reverend Jesse Jackson.

I totally did this with Universal Life Church. They sent my an official certificate and everything, along with a pamphlet that offered other titles and even degrees like "Doctor of Universal Order" and "Doctor of Justice", albeit with some price tags to them.

T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:I totally did this with Universal Life Church. They sent my an official certificate and everything, along with a pamphlet that offered other titles and even degrees like "Doctor of Universal Order" and "Doctor of Justice", albeit with some price tags to them.

This is how legendary gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson got the title of Doctor, as well. In Divinity.

Haha I remember the Cracked article about this where the author actually went and registered Cookie Monster.

I am so doing this, and I will be performing weddings.

I would love to attend a wedding where Blizz performs.

Woo! I'm a minister now.

Kablizzy wrote:I am so doing this, and I will be performing weddings.

How are you on the whole gay rights thing?

Well, I'm a minister now. You may all call me Reverend Heartattack.

I dunno how I feel about Gay Marriage now. We'll have to get back to you on that.

By the way, I am now Reverend Kenneth M. Blaylock.

Kablizzy wrote:I dunno how I feel about Gay Marriage now. We'll have to get back to you on that.

By the way, I am now Reverend Kenneth M. Blaylock.

I urge you to reconsider and instead, register as Reverend BAYLOR

Kablizzy wrote:I dunno how I feel about Gay Marriage now. We'll have to get back to you on that.

By the way, I am now Reverend Kenneth M. Blaylock.

Wait does this mean you can legally marry ranny without any of that messing about with churches? Just "Hey we're married if you say I do"

Luminaflare wrote:

Kablizzy wrote:I dunno how I feel about Gay Marriage now. We'll have to get back to you on that.

By the way, I am now Reverend Kenneth M. Blaylock.

Wait does this mean you can legally marry ranny without any of that messing about with churches? Just "Hey we're married if you say I do"

Bahahahahaha! I'm.... not sure if I can act as my own Minister, but I'll look into it.

If not ask Dave to register as a Minister, problem solved.

You can also rename your house to the den of evil beer holy