Emails from an asshole...

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Vyacheslav** » 2010.10.22 (16:11)

http://www.dontevenreply.com

This guy is freakin' hilarious. Read a few and you'll understand.

http://nmaps.net/user/heartattack · Postby **Heartattack** » 2010.10.22 (16:17)

Haha I've been reading through the archives ever since you showed me the baby crib one yesterday. These are great.

http://nmaps.net/user/golfkid · Postby **golf** » 2010.10.22 (16:22)

Heh, I found out about this place last night, and have now read through them all.

My favorites:
Clydesdale needs a home
How did she know?!

Also, you should totally make that Infiniti logo the trademark ending to all your posts.

http://nmaps.net/user/heartattack · Postby **Heartattack** » 2010.10.22 (16:30)

Here's my favorite so far.

http://nmaps.net/user/29403 · Postby **29403** » 2010.10.22 (17:18)

I'm so disappointed, the bug-themed party one didn't get a reply!

The Shaniqua chronicles was pretty cool too.

http://nmaps.net/user/scythe33 · Postby **scythe** » 2010.10.22 (17:19)

27bslash6 does it pretty well, too.

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2010.10.22 (17:32)

I like this type of humor most.

http://nmaps.net/user/rennaT · Postby **Tanner** » 2010.10.22 (17:50)

In the same vein: Overqualified.

http://nmaps.net/user/astheoceansblue · Postby **a happy song** » 2010.10.22 (20:27)

My favourite so far: click

http://nmaps.net/user/heatwave21 · Postby **heatwave** » 2010.10.22 (20:34)

scythe wrote:27bslash6 does it pretty well, too.

This. A better job, if you ask me.

www.nmaps.net/user/sidke · Postby **sidke** » 2010.10.22 (20:35)

=w= wrote:I like this type of humor most.

this explains a lot!

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2010.10.22 (21:49)

Best: Kitten Rescue!

http://nmaps.net/user/maxson924 · Postby **Rose** » 2010.10.22 (22:05)

T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:Best: Kitten Rescue!

That one was the worst of them all.

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2010.10.23 (04:34)

ＭＡＸＸＸＯＮ wrote:
T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:Best: Kitten Rescue!
That one was the worst of them all.

Unless you have a sense of humor, in which case it's hysterical.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Vyacheslav** » 2010.10.23 (05:11)

ＭＡＸＸＸＯＮ wrote:
T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:Best: Kitten Rescue!
That one was the worst of them all.

Oh come on, that one was fantastic. Its so obviously fake too and they fell for it xD

http://nmaps.net/user/scythe33 · Postby **scythe** » 2010.10.23 (05:29)

T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:
ＭＡＸＸＸＯＮ wrote:
T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:Best: Kitten Rescue!
That one was the worst of them all.
Unless you have a sense of humor, in which case it's hysterical.

I find if you take maxson's posts and invert them, they become good.

http://nmaps.net/user/maxson924 · Postby **Rose** » 2010.10.23 (07:10)

987654321 wrote:
ＭＡＸＸＸＯＮ wrote:
T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:Best: Kitten Rescue!
That one was the worst of them all.
Oh come on, that one was fantastic. Its so obviously fake too and they fell for it xD

And I highly doubt that he ever reveals that it's all fake after the fact. If I were the person on the other end and I thought that he was really doing that, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night. It has nothing to do with having a sense of humor; it's sick to think about, even if it's fake.

For the record, I liked all the other ones.

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2010.10.23 (09:44)

maxson = easy troll target

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **ReverseMaxson** » 2010.10.23 (18:12)

I would imagine this guy is actually quite a cool guy. I like to look critically at things and reflect on them to make sure I react appropriately, especially in situations where time constraints are not an issue. I realize that humour is objective and can be difficult but fake violence has never hurt anyone on account of it being, well, fake.

Some of these could have been done better, though.

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2010.10.23 (18:41)

ReverseMaxson wrote:I would imagine this guy is actually quite a cool guy. I like to look critically at things and reflect on them to make sure I react appropriately, especially in situations where time constraints are not an issue. I realize that humour is objective and can be difficult but fake violence has never hurt anyone on account of it being, well, fake.

Some of these could have been done better, though.

NO MULTIACCOUNTING, RHEKATOU

Postby **Amadeus** » 2010.10.23 (19:01)

None of these were that funny, I only really laughed at the one about chopping up horses with chainsaws. But he went so overboard each time, it wasn't believable by any stretch of the imagination. And secondly there's no subtlety or cleverness whatsoever to the humor - it just comes out as poorly done slap-stick (the argument with the wife-whore and her husband, the poorly done bloody cages). The only reason it works at all is because he only publishes the replies from the idiots, like Jay Leno only airs the clips of people who don't know how many states there are in America, or how my local newspaper's New of the Weird publishes stories about stupid criminals without mentioning they all suffer from FAS.

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2010.10.23 (19:46)

I do find he winks at the audience little bit too much, if you know what I mean.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **capt_weasle** » 2010.10.23 (20:27)

While he is certainly funny, I prefer 27b/6. While not entirely comprised of trolling sites like Craigslist, there is a lot of similar stuff. You've probably seen his email trying to use a drawing of a spider as payment for an overdue account, but there is a ton of funny stuff there.

One of my favorites: "Yeah, that's not what I was looking for at all"

http://nmaps.net/user/scythe33 · Postby **scythe** » 2010.10.23 (20:52)

capt_weasle wrote:While he is certainly funny, I prefer 27b/6. While not entirely comprised of trolling sites like Craigslist, there is a lot of similar stuff. You've probably seen his email trying to use a drawing of a spider as payment for an overdue account, but there is a ton of funny stuff there.

One of my favorites: "Yeah, that's not what I was looking for at all"

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2010.10.23 (21:01)

That cat shit is hilarious, though.

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