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Mine was in the summer of 2009 when my cousin from Asia dumped her 3 and 9 year old kids on me for 2 weeks while she went to another city in the US for a 2-week long conference. The younger kid was 3 and not potty trained, I had to help potty train him, misbehaved all the time, threw fits, and was picky as all hell. Typical little kid behavior, but you could tell his parents didn't spend much time with him, leaving him to their maids. My mom took us to a fancy outlet mall and he had to go to the bathroom. I took him, he pisses all over me instead of the toilet. And then he got terrified of the drying machine. The older one, she was one attention-seeking, manipulative child. Ugh.

Any baby crying makes me want to claw my eyes out.

I goddamn hate it when little girls scream. Makes me want to claw -their- eyes out. I can't think of any specific, mind-bendingly horrifying children I've had to deal with in the past, but I'll try and remember something.

I'm the oldest of six kids so I've been kind of desensitized to little children.

Pretty much every day is like what Vyache said. Compounded by the fact that I'm homeschooled, so there's really no escape. Yeah.

Little fucker bit me one time and I tossed him off a goddamn playscape.

ℛeginald ℙoon wrote:I'm the oldest of six kids so I've been kind of desensitized to little children.

Pretty much every day is like what Vyache said. Compounded by the fact that I'm homeschooled, so there's really no escape. Yeah.

I'm so, so sorry man. That must be hell.

Yeah, so on prac for my teaching degree, I was taking a kindergarten class. 4 and 5 year olds. one of them, during lunch ate a shit tonne of food (like, seriously, I have never seen one person eat that much. Especially someone so small.), and subsequently vomited everywhere. I had tio not only clean up the vomit using only hand towels (it was inside, but fortunately in the tiled art room), but also look after her for the rest of lunch until her grandfather came to pick her up.

So pretty much, I came out of it having not had lunch, with puke all over me, feeling sick. .____.

Universezero wrote:

ℛeginald ℙoon wrote:I'm the oldest of six kids so I've been kind of desensitized to little children.

Pretty much every day is like what Vyache said. Compounded by the fact that I'm homeschooled, so there's really no escape. Yeah.

I'm so, so sorry man. That must be hell.

You actually kind of get used to it. You know how in prison, at first the prisoners hate it, but then they just learn to deal with it, and start running their little prison businesses? Yeah. A little like that.

Plus, since I'm homeschooled, I don't really talk to people, like, ever. So, as imperfect as it may be, conversing with my littler siblings keeps my social skills about as sharp as a fairly sharp spoon.

some american family stayed in my house for a day, and they had two kids. One female(5), one male(7). The male on was amazed by N game that i already had open on my pc. So i made some really easy peasy maps for him and taught him how to play the game. After four or five maps i'd become his idol. For the next 24 hours he followed me everywhere, often just staring at me when i was doing something that didn't really involve him. It was a little creepy. I tried to give him things to do so that i could sneak off from him. I remember starting a new game of pokemon on my DS and giving it to him (he'd never played pokemon!) and tried to leave him to it, but as soon as i left the room he put it down and followed me. And then there was the thing where he didn't go to the toilet until he was already pissing. Fucking annoying.

I hate kids.

This one time when I was like 6 at a daycare we went to one of those low-budget putt-putt mine golf courses. I was in a line of about 10 or 20 kids lined up waiting to putt at one of the holes when I decided to, right then and there, at the end of the line, to practice my driving (as in driving the golf ball with a 3 wood or whatever) skills. After watching various televised PGA tours and seeing the players drive before I thought I was good enough to hit the ball at least 300 yards across the green with my putter. I wound up, contorting my body in preparation to whack the ball, then whipped my arms around and took a swing at the golf ball sitting in the grass.

The putter missed the ball completely and whacked the kid next to me in the head. He went to the hospital in an ambulance, and I got away with it by blaming it on a 3 year old that no one in the daycare particularly liked. He was a few holes behind when it happened, but everyone believed me and he was shunned by the rest of the kids afterwards and the staff filed some report or something, I don't remember. He stayed at the daycare for a few more months before leaving, and I haven't seen him since.

Kids are pretty dumb, aren't they?

That is hilariously horrible on so many levels. Also, you meant mini golf right? I wonder how a round mine golf with little kids would end up...

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How do I not remember being shrunk? Does the embiggening ray come with a side effect of amnesia?

Destiny wrote:some american family stayed in my house for a day, and they had two kids. One female(5), one male(7). The male on was amazed by N game that i already had open on my pc. So i made some really easy peasy maps for him and taught him how to play the game. After four or five maps i'd become his idol. For the next 24 hours he followed me everywhere, often just staring at me when i was doing something that didn't really involve him. It was a little creepy. I tried to give him things to do so that i could sneak off from him. I remember starting a new game of pokemon on my DS and giving it to him (he'd never played pokemon!) and tried to leave him to it, but as soon as i left the room he put it down and followed me. And then there was the thing where he didn't go to the toilet until he was already pissing. Fucking annoying.

I hate kids.

My cousin took a shit in the middle of my living room a few years ago. Everyone involved was embarrassed.

I have has to babysit my little cousin before, shes 3. Every time she says she want to do some thing i.e a hot wheels track, I spend 20 minutes setting it up. But then she plays woth ot for two minutes and throws a fit on what she wants to do next, and so forth.

Heheh, little kids have the attention span of a goldfish.

I volunteered at my old school last year, and I was put in charge of helping the Grade 1, 2 and 3 class. In the middle of an extremely hot and uncomfortable day, I was sweating all over. The teacher had me help some kids move their art supplies to the back of the room. There was a lot of it so to save time I shoved it all into a plastic container. As stated before, it was a very hot day and my hands were slippery with sweat, so when I picked up the box and started walking across the room, it slipped out of my hands and crashed to the floor, where all the art stuff (paint, glue, glitter, etc) spilled onto the carpet, making me shout 'FUCK" in front of 30 little kids. So 30 kids learned a new word that day.