2 inches

Postby **blackson** » 2010.12.05 (01:48)

Would you rather add 2 inches to your height or your penis length?

Poll is guys only, I hope.

http://nmaps.net/user/rennaT · Postby **Tanner** » 2010.12.05 (01:53)

Height. If my penis got any bigger, it would be too unwieldy for all but the loosest of ladies.

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2010.12.05 (01:54)

I'm already 6 foot, so an extra 2 inches to my ol' cock could come in useful.

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2010.12.05 (02:07)

My dick's long enough. I don't want to hurt people.
I would, however, like to be 6'7".

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Vyacheslav** » 2010.12.05 (02:28)

At 5'5" an extra 2" would be nice.

http://nmaps.net/user/smartalco · Postby **smartalco** » 2010.12.05 (03:49)

Eh, height. I'm just under 6', so I'm in no need of being taller, but I'm not too particularly worried about my dick either. I'd totally add 2" to my e-penis though, if you could measure that in inches.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Yahoozy · Postby **yahoozy** » 2010.12.05 (03:50)

I'm 5'11", so it'd be nice to finally reach six foot.

BUT I GUESS TWO INCHES WOULD ALSO BE NICE FOR MY HEIGHT AM I RIGHT GUYS HEY OH

Postby **blackson** » 2010.12.05 (04:42)

smartalco wrote:Eh, height. I'm just under 6', so I'm in no need of being taller, but I'm not too particularly worried about my dick either. I'd totally add 2" to my e-penis though, if you could measure that in inches.

I'm not sure that's quantifiable, in any sense.

Postby **otters~1** » 2010.12.05 (05:25)

Honestly, neither. If I had to choose, probably go for 6'5".

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2010.12.05 (05:45)

g-knobe wrote:Honestly, neither. If I had to choose, probably go for 6'5".

Yeah, see, this is why it was a challenging question for me, because I'm already pretty much perfect.
If I could subtract 2 inches from my waist line without work, though, or else add 2 inches to my biceps or something, then that would be preferable.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Kablizzy · Postby **Kablizzy** » 2010.12.05 (06:56)

Jesus fucking Christ, how would my pants fit? I already get ridiculed for the pringles can. Height, please. Fuck the ceiling fan.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera · Postby **aids** » 2010.12.05 (08:12)

I call bullshit for most of you. All of you are saying height, and yet penis length is winning. So you can run an' tell that...

Also, I chose penis length. Because why not?

Postby **squibbles** » 2010.12.05 (08:25)

Penis length, because 7.5 isn't enough in my eyes.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Kablizzy · Postby **Kablizzy** » 2010.12.05 (16:22)

Aidiera wrote:I call bullshit for most of you. All of you are saying height, and yet penis length is winning. So you can run an' tell that...

Also, I chose penis length. Because why not?

Oh, there's a poll.

http://nmaps.net/user/spawn_of_yanni · Postby **Spawn of Yanni** » 2010.12.05 (17:05)

squibbles wrote:Penis length, because 7.5 isn't enough in my eyes.

Bad aim, eh?

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2010.12.05 (21:17)

I would make my penis longer. It's a good sized penis, but I hate being tall.

http://nmaps.net/user/eternal_moonlight · Postby **moonlight** » 2010.12.05 (23:23)

=w= wrote:I would make my penis longer. It's a good sized penis, but I hate being tall.

QFE

http://nmaps.net/user/donfuy · Postby **Donfuy** » 2010.12.06 (01:41)

Height. I would reach the ideal height with 2 inches.

http://nmaps.net/user/heatwave21 · Postby **heatwave** » 2010.12.06 (01:44)

I'd go 50/50, but for the sake of the poll, I'd choose height.

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2010.12.06 (02:52)

Employers are likely to pay me more when they see my height.
They will not, in most circumstances, see my penis.

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2010.12.06 (02:58)

T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:Employers are likely to pay me more when they see my height.
They will not, in most circumstances, see my penis.

It's always about money, isn't it? Besides, having a larger cock will boost your self esteem. That's always good, right?

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Kablizzy · Postby **Kablizzy** » 2010.12.06 (03:05)

Universezero wrote:
T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:Employers are likely to pay me more when they see my height.
They will not, in most circumstances, see my penis.
It's always about money, isn't it? Besides, having a larger cock will boost your self esteem. That's always good, right?

This is actually counter-intuitive. I'm self-conscious about the size of the dongle.

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http://nmaps.net/user/_destiny%5E%2D · Postby **Destiny** » 2010.12.06 (14:09)

I'm 5'9 and the world seems to be built in order to cater for people that exact height. And my penis is pretty average, so i'd happily accept a couple of inches down there.

http://nmaps.net/user/heartattack · Postby **Heartattack** » 2010.12.06 (14:35)

Spawn of Yanni wrote:
squibbles wrote:Penis length, because 7.5 isn't enough in my eyes.
Bad aim, eh?

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