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2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (01:48)
by blackson
Would you rather add 2 inches to your height or your penis length?

Poll is guys only, I hope.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (01:53)
by Tanner
Height. If my penis got any bigger, it would be too unwieldy for all but the loosest of ladies.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (01:54)
by Universezero
I'm already 6 foot, so an extra 2 inches to my ol' cock could come in useful.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (02:07)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
My dick's long enough. I don't want to hurt people.
I would, however, like to be 6'7".

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (02:28)
by Vyacheslav
At 5'5" an extra 2" would be nice.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (03:49)
by smartalco
Eh, height. I'm just under 6', so I'm in no need of being taller, but I'm not too particularly worried about my dick either. I'd totally add 2" to my e-penis though, if you could measure that in inches.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (03:50)
by  yahoozy
I'm 5'11", so it'd be nice to finally reach six foot.

BUT I GUESS TWO INCHES WOULD ALSO BE NICE FOR MY HEIGHT AM I RIGHT GUYS HEY OH

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (04:42)
by blackson
smartalco wrote:Eh, height. I'm just under 6', so I'm in no need of being taller, but I'm not too particularly worried about my dick either. I'd totally add 2" to my e-penis though, if you could measure that in inches.
I'm not sure that's quantifiable, in any sense.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (05:25)
by otters~1
Honestly, neither. If I had to choose, probably go for 6'5".

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (05:45)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
g-knobe wrote:Honestly, neither. If I had to choose, probably go for 6'5".
Yeah, see, this is why it was a challenging question for me, because I'm already pretty much perfect.
If I could subtract 2 inches from my waist line without work, though, or else add 2 inches to my biceps or something, then that would be preferable.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (06:56)
by Kablizzy
Jesus fucking Christ, how would my pants fit? I already get ridiculed for the pringles can. Height, please. Fuck the ceiling fan.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (08:12)
by aids
I call bullshit for most of you. All of you are saying height, and yet penis length is winning. So you can run an' tell that...

Also, I chose penis length. Because why not?

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (08:25)
by squibbles
Penis length, because 7.5 isn't enough in my eyes.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (16:22)
by Kablizzy
Aidiera wrote:I call bullshit for most of you. All of you are saying height, and yet penis length is winning. So you can run an' tell that...

Also, I chose penis length. Because why not?
Oh, there's a poll.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (17:05)
by Spawn of Yanni
squibbles wrote:Penis length, because 7.5 isn't enough in my eyes.
Bad aim, eh?

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (21:17)
by SlappyMcGee
I would make my penis longer. It's a good sized penis, but I hate being tall.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.05 (23:23)
by moonlight
=w= wrote:I would make my penis longer. It's a good sized penis, but I hate being tall.
QFE

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.06 (01:41)
by Donfuy
Height. I would reach the ideal height with 2 inches.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.06 (01:44)
by heatwave
I'd go 50/50, but for the sake of the poll, I'd choose height.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.06 (02:52)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
Employers are likely to pay me more when they see my height.
They will not, in most circumstances, see my penis.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.06 (02:58)
by Universezero
T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:Employers are likely to pay me more when they see my height.
They will not, in most circumstances, see my penis.
It's always about money, isn't it? Besides, having a larger cock will boost your self esteem. That's always good, right?

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.06 (03:05)
by Kablizzy
Universezero wrote:
T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:Employers are likely to pay me more when they see my height.
They will not, in most circumstances, see my penis.
It's always about money, isn't it? Besides, having a larger cock will boost your self esteem. That's always good, right?
This is actually counter-intuitive. I'm self-conscious about the size of the dongle.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.06 (03:20)
by Vyacheslav
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Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.06 (14:09)
by Destiny
I'm 5'9 and the world seems to be built in order to cater for people that exact height. And my penis is pretty average, so i'd happily accept a couple of inches down there.

Re: 2 inches

Posted: 2010.12.06 (14:35)
by Heartattack
Spawn of Yanni wrote:
squibbles wrote:Penis length, because 7.5 isn't enough in my eyes.
Bad aim, eh?
ZING!