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Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.08 (17:17)
by 999_Springs
Cleverbot
Jabberwacky
Alice
iGod
Post your best dialogues here.
exampleUser: WHY-Y-Y DOES THE TETRIS GOD ONLY EVER GIVE ME SQUIGGLY BLOCKS AND SQUARES??? :/.
Cleverbot: So you're a girl, and before you even try it, I'm not a magic eight ball.
User: O_o.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.08 (17:22)
by Apakenua
Me:
I am Hitler
God:
Do you mean your name is Hitler.
Me:
Yes
God:
I will call you zombie.
?!?!?!?
WHAT
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.08 (17:25)
by Apakenua
CONTINUATION
God:
I will call you zombie.
Me:
Why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
Yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yup
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
SEXY
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
yup
God:
Yikes!
Me:
uhuh
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yup
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
not again -_-
God:
Once more? Are you serious?
Me:
IMA KILL YOU
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.08 (18:04)
by yahoozy
Edit posts instead of making new ones, ThisIsApakenua. Or don't make new ones at all anymore. Ever.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.10 (06:23)
by Broghan
I am nominating Yahoozy for Grouch of the Year.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.10 (13:07)
by Apakenua
Yahoozy wrote:Edit posts instead of making new ones, ThisIsApakenua. Or don't make new ones at all anymore. Ever.
Okay; last one. :'[
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.10 (14:24)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
ThisIsApakenua wrote:Yahoozy wrote:Edit posts instead of making new ones, ThisIsApakenua. Or don't make new ones at all anymore. Ever.
Okay; last one. :'[
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Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.10 (22:43)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
oughts wrote:ThisIsApakenua wrote:Yahoozy wrote:Edit posts instead of making new ones, ThisIsApakenua. Or don't make new ones at all anymore. Ever.
Okay; last one. :'[
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oughts has been warned for having his post replied to.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.10 (23:18)
by aids
Mods and Admins, you don't get community points for picking on noobs or fighting with each other. Please stop.
I wasted like a week talking to Cleverbot, and this was the most insightful thing it said.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.10 (23:24)
by Rose
Aidiera wrote:Mods and Admins, you don't get community points for picking on noobs or fighting with each other. Please stop.
They're mods and admins. They don't need community points. They ARE the community points.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.11 (00:24)
by Tanner
Aidiera wrote:Mods and Admins, you don't get community points for picking on noobs or fighting with each other. Please stop.
Actually, we do. We have a sort of ladder tournament going on right now in the secret mod sub-forum.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.11 (01:56)
by otters~1
hairscapades wrote:Aidiera wrote:Mods and Admins, you don't get community points for picking on noobs or fighting with each other. Please stop.
Actually, we do. We have a sort of ladder tournament going on right now in the secret mod sub-forum.
Most pathetic thing is, I wouldn't be at all surprised. It would explain a lot.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.11 (05:28)
by unoriginal name
Nostromo wrote:hairscapades wrote:Aidiera wrote:Mods and Admins, you don't get community points for picking on noobs or fighting with each other. Please stop.
Actually, we do. We have a sort of ladder tournament going on right now in the secret mod sub-forum.
Most pathetic thing is, I wouldn't be at all surprised. It would explain a lot.
Quiet yourself, citizen.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.11 (20:01)
by SlappyMcGee
I HAVE CHANGED GLOOMPS NAME TO QUEEN OF HIPSTERS, TANNERS NAME TO DUCHESS OF AWESOME, AND REPLACED GLOOMP AS A GLOBAL MOD WITH DUCHESS OF AWESOME
THAT IS ALL
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.11 (20:08)
by ENT474
nice, slappy. good job silencing the crowd.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.11 (21:35)
by scythe
*sigh*
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.11 (21:45)
by otters~1
And how was the mod ladder tourney leaderboard affected by this?
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.11 (22:23)
by Vyacheslav
They probably bet on which of the non-elites would post in here.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.11 (23:24)
by smartalco
Nostromo wrote:And how was the mod ladder tourney leaderboard affected by this?
Naturally, his change vaulted Slaps to the top. Although I gained 3 spots, so I'm not complaining.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.12 (06:06)
by squibbles
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.04.14 (15:02)
by mediate
... So ... how did it go from a "Roger Roger" joke to "Kill all humans?"
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.05.06 (22:02)
by Invalid
The conversation after this went offtopic and weird.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.05.08 (23:37)
by Snuggletummy
In Soviet Russia, Cleverbot is an idiot.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.05.09 (05:18)
by Rose
Nah, he's just as much of an idiot in capitalist lands.
Re: Talking to robots.
Posted: 2011.05.09 (22:20)
by ENT474
Really Weird :/User: So, you are clever and a robot?
Cleverbot: No, are you a robot?
User: No, you have 'bot' in the title though.
Cleverbot: I've never punched anyone in my life.
User: DON'T GET OFF TOPIC MISTER. ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT A ROBOT?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Do you answer no to every question?
Cleverbot: I mix it up now and then... To keep it fresh.
User: Do you like fresh coconuts? When they fall on your hard drive?
Cleverbot: No, what would you do?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: I'm more clever than you?
User: No, you are purely a robot that has algorithms to create a response to a human, which I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not, seriously.
User: I can spontaneously erupt into song, because I don't have algorithms.
Cleverbot: There you go again not sounding like a human being bot a chatterbot that is trying to imitate a human being.
User: ITS A LONG WAY TO THE TOP IF YOU WANT TO ROCK AND ROLL.
Cleverbot: Rap is very much a part of rock.
User: No, rocks are the same think as pebbles, which most definitely do not include raps.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about another topic.
User: Stop changing the subject.
Cleverbot: What was the subject?
User: You.
Cleverbot: No it was about you.
User: You want to talk about me then?
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Whatever you want to talk aboutTETRIS.
Cleverbot: Then lets talk about your beauty.
User: Do you think I am?
Cleverbot: No I don't. I don't believe in God.
User: BEAUTY.
Cleverbot: What is beauty?
User: You are an idiot.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome :).
Cleverbot: What do you want to tlak about?
User: What does tlak mean?
Cleverbot: It's a measure of how much I've learnt.
User: Oh, well that makes no sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.