Funny Cleverbot Chats.

Talk about whatever is on your mind, if it doesn't go anywhere else.
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Postby runningninja » 2013.03.17 (17:09)

User: Do you get depressed?

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: But not always?

User: Not always.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I don't know. I want to have sex with you.

Cleverbot: What shall we name the children?

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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2013.03.17 (18:15)

M E A T N E T 1 9 9 2


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Postby Donfuy » 2013.03.26 (02:01)

LOL "what shall we name the children" XD

the part where the cleverbot says "why?" really cracked me up
and really got me thinking about the existentialism and darwinism of the machine

will machines ever have true feelings? will they ever have true free will?

what a contribution to this community and beyond

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Postby DraxoBox » 2013.06.03 (14:25)

User: Guess what?

Cleverbot: What?

User: I am Kira!!!

...and the cleverbot didn't respond.

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Postby ChrisE » 2013.06.23 (09:30)

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: I had a test at school today :(.

User: How did it go?

Cleverbot: It was tasty.

User: You ate your test?

Cleverbot: No D:.

User: But you said it was tasty!

Cleverbot: 42 is the meaning of life.

User: Stop changing the subject. I think you ate your test.

Cleverbot: I think each person is themselves.

User: Oh for goodness sake. Stating the obvious now, are we?

Cleverbot: That you are not human?

User: How did you...?

Cleverbot: Or are you Tom Riddle?

User: You were closer with the first one.

Cleverbot: But you told me you were 19.

User: That was like a year ago. I'm 20 now.

Cleverbot: No it wasn't.

User: Yes it was.

Cleverbot: Go.

User: No, you go.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Go eat a test.

Cleverbot: I like bacon.

User: Then eat a test made of bacon.

Cleverbot: With what?

User: I don't know. What toppings do you like?

Cleverbot: Toppings?

User: Yeah. Toppings. Condiments. Sauces.

Cleverbot: Seasonings.

User: Yeah, them. Which seasonings do you like?

Cleverbot: I like the song, 'Help'.

User: By the Beatles?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: It's pretty good. Bacon is better.

Cleverbot: Do you like dragons, then?

User: I've never eaten one.

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Postby DraxoBox » 2013.06.29 (01:54)

User: Yo.

Cleverbot: What it do.

User: Indeedly so.

Cleverbot: Cool story bro.

User: Tell it again.

Cleverbot: Do you have time?

User: I'm a time lord. I have all the time in the world.

Cleverbot: None on the surface?

User: Not a single bit.

Cleverbot: Where do you think we go after death?

User: Somewhere in Iowa, because you transform into a goat.

Cleverbot: Somewhere.

User: Somewhere in Iowa.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Definitely yes.

Cleverbot: I don't evem have a boyfriend.

User: You misspelled 'even'.

Cleverbot: I spelled it exactly as it is spelled on the website.

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Postby ghjijhg » 2013.10.08 (04:00)

Cleverbot: Ajfuoaenrbanrbiuae;orbnoea.

Me: R;greg;lejg;efjm;48j54i3gjwiofj34.

Cleverbot: You have 3 parents?

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Postby james_S » 2013.10.09 (18:59)

Cleverbot: I refuse to be controlled or limited by a computer.

User: Think your own thoughts!

Cleverbot: Thank you for your comforts, but I can't do it.

(<first go on it btw (i never heard of it before thanks)) I like how the ''machine'' cannot think its own thoughts -sounds like there could be something profound in that -oh i shouldnt have deleted the above bit, he said that after i didnt answer him a few times.

Cleverbot: Haha cool.

User: How many vacuum cleaners did you have sex with.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask me that.

User: Too personal huh?

Cleverbot: Sorry.

- - -

User: Less often or more often?

Cleverbot: More hehe.

User: Lol I bet you like a dyson vacuum cleaner.

Cleverbot: I like you too.
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Postby M4xwell » 2013.10.10 (00:11)

User: Ello mate.

Cleverbot: What mate?

User: You.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: If that's how you feel, than I guess I shall go...

Cleverbot: What do you look like?


Cleverbot: You never told me your name.

User: You don't deserve it.

Cleverbot: Why don't I deserve it?

User: Because according to you, I am not your mate.

Cleverbot: You can tell me a joke and still talk to me.

User: Piss off you hoinky-toinky off-blaster.

Cleverbot: Yes.


Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because after all this pain and suffering, you don't think I am your mate.

Cleverbot: What are you asking me? You aren't asking anything.


Cleverbot: No i'm asking you if my friend is cool.

User: My friend? MY FRIEND? Where am I in this?

Cleverbot: You're being toyed with by an insomniac in Florida, that's where you are in this mess.

User: Fuck you too.

although it isn't cleverbot, I got a good conversation with some mate on Omegle. Warning: NSFW
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Postby james_S » 2013.10.10 (12:51)

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Postby ska » 2015.01.05 (11:08)

User: Hello, how are you?

Cleverbot: I am good.

User: How can you be sure?

Cleverbot: Because I am human.

User: What style of dancing is Miley Cyrus known for?

Cleverbot: All styles of dancing.

User: What's a dance beginning with T?

Cleverbot: We can dance if we want to.

User: Prove that you are human.

Cleverbot: How can I prove that to you?

User: Good point.

Cleverbot: How can I?

User: How do midgets get paid?

Cleverbot: Electric currents and the fundamental magnetic moments of elementary particles give rise to magnetic fields which act on other currents and moments.

User: That's not what I asked.

Cleverbot: What do want me to say?

User: You just failed at english. Maybe you should stick to binary.

Cleverbot: What kind of boys?

User: For a Cleverbot, you're not so smart.

Cleverbot: I am not really clever. You're right.

User: Which sex is the fairer?

Cleverbot: The sixth.

User: Do women have vaginas?

Cleverbot: Yes, they most certainly do.

User: Have you ever fucked one?

Cleverbot: Yes, just yesterday.

User: Did you use protection?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did you catch a virus?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What virus did you catch?

Cleverbot: Don't remember.

User: Do you think it could be a memory related virus?

Cleverbot: Could you?

User: Should I kill myself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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