2011 DRONIES RESULTS

[乳头的早餐谷物]

So it turns out that the Dronies were actually all done and Aidiera was just looking at the form upside-down, the silly guy, hahaha! So I'm proud to announce the results of the 2011 Dronies:

N ART OF THE YEAR
ROSE (MAXTREME)

DDA OF THE YEAR
THE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE (FORMICA)

PUZZLE OF THE YEAR
WHAT NOW?!?! (AN N RIDDLE) (SENDY)

RACE OF THE YEAR
THE CRAZY MINER (FORMICA)

TILESET OF THE YEAR
FOSSIL (ZORN)

SURVIVAL OF THE YEAR
LASERIFIC (TOSHOSOFT)

MOST INNOVATIVE USE OF OBJECTS OR TILES OF THE YEAR
COMPARTMENT (LUCIDIUM)

MAP SERIES OF THE YEAR
THE EPIC 1 & 2

MAP OF THE YEAR
MOTHER THUMPING IMPOSSIBLE (BLUE_TETRIS)

FAN PROGRAM OF THE YEAR
N POSER (LUCIDIUM)

HIGHSCORE RUN OF THE YEAR
11-4 (SPECT)

PLAYER OF THE YEAR
TRIB4LMANIAC

MAPMAKER OF THE YEAR
STEPSELF

Congrats to the winners, and thanks to all of you for voting! We'll be back next year.

[Donfuy]

I approve of the results. Let's all thank ortsz, who did it all by himself, cause noone else was willing to help!

[Seneschal]

These results can't be genuine, yahoozy didn't win anything

[Universezero]

I thought in order to win one of these the map had to be made in 2011?

[Donfuy]

I thought in order to win one of these the map had to be made in 2011?

I thought in order to be a respectable member of the community you'd need to be smarter????

[yahoozy]

I thought in order to win one of these the map had to be made in 2011?

I thought in order to be a respectable member of the community you'd need to be smarter????

>mfw implying

[Donfuy]

I thought in order to win one of these the map had to be made in 2011?

I thought in order to be a respectable member of the community you'd need to be smarter????

>mfw implying

>mfw implying you don't get >mfw implying

>mfw you're never on irc

[yahoozy]

>mfw implying you don't get >mfw implying

>mfw you're never on irc

[Donfuy]

the most clarifying image of all

or, how to draw a body, by yahoozy:

1. draw snoopy
2. separate head from body by the lowest part of the neck
3. dump body
4. draw 4 whiskers and a whistle on the bottom

[Universezero]

MA IQZ HIGHER THAN YOS, BIATCH.

On a related matter, let's all chill the fuck out. Congrats to Dronies winnars.

[yahoozy]

MA IQZ HIGHER THAN YOS, BIATCH.

On a related matter, let's all chill the fuck out. Congrats to Dronies winnars.

...

[Donfuy]

MA IQZ HIGHER THAN YOS, BIATCH.

On a related matter, let's all chill the fuck out. Congrats to Dronies winnars.

...

come on yahoozy, don't be disrespectful to blue_tetris and formica
--

or, chill the fuck out cause universezero cares about this so much

[unoriginal name]

but the best zorn map is hedge

[Universezero]

come on yahoozy, don't be disrespectful to blue_tetris and formica
--

or, chill the fuck out cause universezero cares about this so much

Do both. These people deserve our respect.

[Donfuy]

come on yahoozy, don't be disrespectful to blue_tetris and formica
--

or, chill the fuck out cause universezero cares about this so much

Do both. These people deserve our respect.

shiiit my patience is low
are you in or out of the joke

please answer sincerely - this is important

~drunkfuy

edit: just noticed this might not be enough. dude, have you read the title post, or are you just making fun of us, in a seriously horrible manner
cause seriously it's so horrible it makes you sound dumb
i still believe in you, and love you (but i non-secretly mean every single word on this post)

[otters~1]

[17:13:15] <cuckoo> buzzin'

[Universezero]

come on yahoozy, don't be disrespectful to blue_tetris and formica
--

or, chill the fuck out cause universezero cares about this so much

Do both. These people deserve our respect.

shiiit my patience is low
are you in or out of the joke

please answer sincerely - this is important

~drunkfuy

edit: just noticed this might not be enough. dude, have you read the title post, or are you just making fun of us, in a seriously horrible manner
cause seriously it's so horrible it makes you sound dumb
i still believe in you, and love you (but i non-secretly mean every single word on this post)

Stop believing in the joke, man. It's just a social construct invented by the system to keep us from truly expressing ourselves. In a truly politically perfect society, there would be no 'horrible manner'. Everything we've argued and debated about would have come to the most logical conclusion, and the contributors would be at peace with their inner thoughts. Those who had left would not have left in vein, because the society would prosper under the light of a new beacon. Eons from then, the elders that rose from the ice ages of the internet would be respected in myth, with hushed names of greatness and transcendence. They would live on forever as those who started the debates... those who cracked the code, and expanded a community beyond the limits of its potential. It soon became a hive of the greater beings of the land, who found a home in the group of people chosen for a purpose. A purpose that would shape the future of the group and those in it's lives. They created a land which has made creations that have brought a tear to the eye of a poet; a beautiful display of those most familiar's dark sides. A look into the secrets which shaped the hearts of many a brave soul. There were sexy pin-up calendars made, and laughs had by all. There were the games, oh, the games. A shared bullet in the heart of a zombie, and fatal ragdoll-slice of a sword to end your friend's life... all amazing parts of a place we can call our home-away from home. And it started with the silent-few, joining together to make N maps. Truly, the most beautiful things can form from the most unlikely places.

~highzero

[Donfuy]

drunkfuy will come back to you, but lemme say it's interesting how you can say so much and so little at the same time.

it will probably involve ceci n'est pas une pipe and your hot girlfriend

edit: as mentioned on irc, like clockwork, drunkfuy has arrived

are you seriously doing the whole ceci n'est pas une joke on me? like seriously, you typed a bunch of phrases, paragraphs and even words, and between all of that shit, you couldn't answer me.

which means you are clueless

i'm imagining me being you - hot girlfriend - how can you be clueless.
the clues are all there, you just gotta, just gotta, control your hands and make them do what you reeally want, which is go all over that boobs and vagina thing
which is code for hot girl

no but seriously, "eons"? "social construct"? "oh, the games"? when you get high you "construct" "social" "games" with words "eons" away from regular people? just let me do my work here, and please answer the question - it's important.

i don't need to fuckin' curvy dash today - everyone knows this guy (points to self)

[Universezero]

I'm fucking with everyone, Donfuy. Even myself.

[otters~1]

[17:47:54] <Donfuy> well i ran out of whiskey
[17:48:03] <Donfuy> so i experimented with two drinks
[17:48:09] <Donfuy> coconut liquor and rum
[17:48:16] <Donfuy> and it's surprisingly good
[17:48:25] <flag> that sounds mfw amazing
[17:48:44] <Donfuy> wait what is the meaning of mfw there
[17:48:49] <flag> you tell me
[17:48:53] <Donfuy> cause the normal meaning would make absolutely no fucking sense

[Harveyy]

Buzzkill