Do you trust anyone on here?

[SlappyMcGee]

Internet Explorer

This explains everything, man.

Yup, that just about sums it up. I'd like to see the graph of "Warns vs. Browser".

[blue_tetris]

I've been sayin' this since high school: I've stayed away from girls most of my life because I didn't want any of their cooties, but when you reach a certain age, you realize that cooties taste good.

EDIT:
Although it's only now dawned on me that people might think that I'm referring to something much more vulgar than I intended. Holy shit. I think that might've colored some people's opinions of me, in retrospect... :\

Wait. You weren't talking bout eating out a fucking pussy?

Of course he wasn't. 99.5% of pussy tastes terrible.

And oftentimes the more it needs to be tasted, the worse it ends up tasting. Goddamn, it's some kind of paradox.

Anyway, I like to lick around cooties until you can start to see them peeking out, burgundy and turgid, raw and painfully sensitive. Then I go directly for them, with my butterfly net, and sell them to leprachauns.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

I've been sayin' this since high school: I've stayed away from girls most of my life because I didn't want any of their cooties, but when you reach a certain age, you realize that cooties taste good.

EDIT:
Although it's only now dawned on me that people might think that I'm referring to something much more vulgar than I intended. Holy shit. I think that might've colored some people's opinions of me, in retrospect... :\

Wait. You weren't talking bout eating out a fucking pussy?

Of course he wasn't. 99.5% of pussy tastes terrible.

Exactly. Thank you. How on Earth could I have been talking about that?

[Awesome67]

I understand that this thread is about trust, although there is absolutely no reason that I should be judged based on my web browser.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

I understand that this thread is about trust, although there is absolutely no reason that I should be judged based on my web browser.

That's exactly the sort of whiny, weasely excuse you'd expect from an IE user.

[Awesome67]

That's absolute prejudice!!! So you guys don't trust me cuz I use IE?

[otters]

That's absolute prejudice!!! So you guys don't trust me cuz I use IE?

You shouldn't be trusting us. Hacking IE is easier than eating pussy.

[bobaganuesh_2]

Brttrx and kkstrong.

[Awesome67]

That's absolute prejudice!!! So you guys don't trust me cuz I use IE?

You shouldn't be trusting us. Hacking IE is easier than eating pussy.

I'd trust you never, Wight. And I don't know a thing about hacking. Meh.

[noops]

Awesome67, you're just digging a hole for yourself, and it's getting deeper, and deeper, and deeper... Here's a spoon, it'll help you dig fa--Oh wait, I see you're already using a goddamn shovel so I'll just stay out of your way.

[Awesome67]

I actually prefer the jackhammer, but y'know...

Hey, Might and Wight rhyme! All the more reason not to trust them...

[noops]

I dislike you, Awesome67. Very much so.

And you didn't even get the jokes in my post. You're just pilin' on the dislike, dude, diggin' that hole for yourself. Do yourself a favor and just please, please stop talking.

[Tunco]

Awesome67, you're just digging a hole for yourself, and it's getting deeper, and deeper, and deeper... Here's a spoon, it'll help you dig fa--Oh wait, I see you're already using a goddamn shovel so I'll just stay out of your way.

I actually prefer the jackhammer, but y'know...

Hey, Might and Wight rhyme! All the more reason not to trust them...

I dislike you, Awesome67. Very much so.

And you didn't even get the jokes in my post. You're just pilin' on the dislike, dude, diggin' that hole for yourself. Do yourself a favor and just please, please stop talking.

Ahahahaha.

[SlappyMcGee]

Awesome67, you're just digging a hole for yourself, and it's getting deeper, and deeper, and deeper... Here's a spoon, it'll help you dig fa--Oh wait, I see you're already using a goddamn shovel so I'll just stay out of your way.

I actually prefer the jackhammer, but y'know...

Hey, Might and Wight rhyme! All the more reason not to trust them...

I dislike you, Awesome67. Very much so.

And you didn't even get the jokes in my post. You're just pilin' on the dislike, dude, diggin' that hole for yourself. Do yourself a favor and just please, please stop talking.

Ahahahaha.

Even tunco123 is looking down on this conversation. Brilliant.

[Kablizzy]

That's absolute prejudice!!! So you guys don't trust me cuz I use IE?

That's by no means why I don't trust you, but it really, really, *really* doesn't help.

[MattKestrel]

Wow, props goes to awesome67 for winning the thread. -_-

Anyways, someone can lock this unless we get into a massive philosophical debate.

[Donfuy]

That's absolute prejudice!!! So you guys don't trust me cuz I use IE?

That's by no means why I don't trust you, but it really, really, *really* doesn't help.

lol we luk liek a pc über leet forum.

[Awesome67]

Wow, props goes to awesome67 for winning the thread. -_-

Anyways, someone can lock this unless we get into a massive philosophical debate.

What do you mean I won the thread? I'm getting destroyed, here.

[Kablizzy]

Wow, props goes to awesome67 for winning the thread. -_-

Anyways, someone can lock this unless we get into a massive philosophical debate.

What do you mean I won the thread? I'm getting creamed, here.

Gahahahaha!!! I nominate this best post of the year.

[T3chno]

I'm getting creamed

[squibbles]

AHAHAHAHA
Subtle edit.

I request a pin for every thread that Awesome69 contributes to. This shit needs to be preserved.

[noops]

AHAHAHAHA
Subtle edit.

I request a pin for every thread that Awesome69 contributes to. This shit needs to be preserved.

I SECOND THIS MOTION, GUV'NAH!

Also, after further consideration, I've removed Slappy from my list of trusted confidants, seeing as how he's... Well... Slappy.

*whistles, goes to post in the "Untrust" thread*

[SlappyMcGee]

AHAHAHAHA
Subtle edit.

I request a pin for every thread that Awesome69 contributes to. This shit needs to be preserved.

I SECOND THIS MOTION, GUV'NAH!

Also, after further consideration, I've removed Slappy from my list of trusted confidants, seeing as how he's... Well... Slappy.

*whistles, goes to post in the "Untrust" thread*

D:

[noops]

AHAHAHAHA
Subtle edit.

I request a pin for every thread that Awesome69 contributes to. This shit needs to be preserved.

I SECOND THIS MOTION, GUV'NAH!

Also, after further consideration, I've removed Slappy from my list of trusted confidants, seeing as how he's... Well... Slappy.

*whistles, goes to post in the "Untrust" thread*

D:

Dude, you know what I mean when I say "I don't trust Slappy". That's jsut my special way of saying "I'm totally making my first born child's first name Jason J. Grenia regardless of gender."

Jason J Grenia Nelson. If it's a boy, the middle name'll be Jermain. If it's a girl, Julie. So, it's like, his initials, they are JJGJN. IS THAT NOT AWESOME.


TELL ME IT ISN'T, I FRICKIN' DARE YA.

EDIT: OH MY GOD. NEW INFORMATION HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT HAS MADE ME RECONSIDER THIS DECISION.