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Wuz good, Metanet? What's been going on? I'll bet some of ya have no idea who 'ol Blarghy is... I'm one of the oldsters, a footnote in the golden days of NUMA and webcomics.
I find the internet so amazing. It's this great membrane of anonymity through which we interact. There are millions of people whizzing through millions of sites, and interactions are fleeting. And yet, in spite of the odds, connection is still made and reconnection also happens. I'm pleased to see blue_tetris is still chillin' here, for example, and it's amazing he's someone of the millions and millions of people I've see again and again.
Anyways, I got a haircut.


What's up wichyou?

You're not BigBlargh. You don't have enough hair to be BigBlargh. You look more like Tanner. Quit pretending to be BigBlargh, Tanner.

It's true. During a stay in the desert, I was swarmed by girls who told me my hair was to be cut. Vulture-like, they circled around and cut strand by strand, tittering. There was something paganistic about the event, but that kind of attention from girls and I was ready to let them cut anything off.
My hair was braided before it was cut, so I sealed the braid in a tupperware container and buried it. Now my hair rests somewhere in the Sierra Mountains near Yosemite... but only I know the exact location.

Bigblargh wrote:It's true. During a stay in the desert, I was swarmed by girls who told me my hair was to be cut. Vulture-like, they circled around and cut strand by strand, tittering. There was something paganistic about the event, but that kind of attention from girls and I was ready to let them cut anything off.
My hair was braided before it was cut, so I sealed the braid in a tupperware container and buried it. Now my hair rests somewhere in the Sierra Mountains near Yosemite... but only I know the exact location.

We'll find it, in due time. You'll rue the day we do. Do rue. Rue, you!

Damn. You may be more of a skinny-ass then me.

smartalco wrote:Damn. You may be more of a skinny-ass then me.

What he said... the "I like meat" is pretty classic though :D

MattKestrel wrote:

smartalco wrote:Damn. You may be more of a skinny-ass then me.

What he said... the "I like meat" is pretty classic though :D

Better if you get a tattoo.

Bigblargh... yoooooooooooo

Bigblargh! What alignment of the stars has made us so fortunate as to have Jakel and Bigblargh back in one day? Welcome.

Jakel is back? Brilliant!

WOOOOOOOOOOO. Welcome back.

I don't like how you come back every couple of months to get attention or brag about how you own a copy of Repo Man. I also don't like the new haircut.

smartalco wrote:Damn. You may be more of a skinny-ass then me.

Almost 6"1 and 123 pounds. That puts me at a BMI of... deceased.

blue_tetris wrote: We'll find it, in due time. You'll rue the day we do. Do rue. Rue, you!

I'm not sure if I need anyone, myself included, to find my hair again. I have to wait a year before I go back to the burial site, and I am pessimistic as to how much fun it will be to open that tupperware container. Even if rats (or something else) get into it, the hair will be incredibly gross. Consider following a long list of clues on a treasure map, and at the end of the trek you come across a literally ratty clump of hair... no thanks. I'd rather go for gold.

SlappyMcGee wrote:I don't like how you come back every couple of months to get attention or brag about how you own a copy of Repo Man. I also don't like the new haircut.

Oh, I only ever come back to see you. :3
Plus my haircut has filled out a little. That picture was taken late July.

o_O I'm a good 6-7 inches shorter than you and I weigh more.

87654321 wrote:o_O I'm a good 6-7 inches shorter than you and I weigh more.

That's a fact dude. Taller people weights less.

Tunco123 wrote:

87654321 wrote:o_O I'm a good 6-7 inches shorter than you and I weigh more.

That's a fact dude. Taller people weights less.

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This post is more amazing then you realize.

Bigblargh wrote:Almost 6"1 and 123 pounds. That puts me at a BMI of... deceased.

I'm 6'1" and 130 pounds. My BMI is considered officially unhealthy. =)

KlanKaos wrote:

Bigblargh wrote:Almost 6"1 and 123 pounds. That puts me at a BMI of... deceased.

I'm 6'1" and 130 pounds. My BMI is considered officially unhealthy. =)

I'm just under 6' at 130 pounds, glad to finally meet some of the .5% of the population who is below me.

smartalco wrote:

KlanKaos wrote:

Bigblargh wrote:Almost 6"1 and 123 pounds. That puts me at a BMI of... deceased.

I'm 6'1" and 130 pounds. My BMI is considered officially unhealthy. =)

I'm just under 6' at 130 pounds, glad to finally meet some of the .5% of the population who is below me.

I'm two inches taller and weigh the same.

Something about geniuses. We are all very thin.

Hi, BigBlargh! I still like you even though you're the internet community equivalent of a cock tease! Your haircut is stupid, though.

hey it's Bigblargh. what's up man?

I see your trip on Accutane has done you well. Congratulations.

BIGBLARGH! YOOOOO! I miss the hair, man. Like, for serious, I need the hair.

Also, how goes the photography? Good? Bad?