With everyone coming out and all about their real identities, I thought it was the perfect time for me to do it as well. It was an extremely tough decision, and took a great deal of thought, but I think it's better that I just be honest about it. I decided to act with integrity, so here it is.
I know a lot of you think I'm a loser, or maybe just your average dude with weirdo parents who likes Arcade Fire. Well, you're wrong. It's a careful, meticulous lies I invented to protect you guys from the truth. I am, in fact, a rockstar with a 4 million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills. I've been described as a prodigy since a young age, and scored highest in the United States in my highschool SAT, but decided to give it all up and pursue my dream - music. From a young age, my parents forced upon me 8 hours of piano practice a day, until my doctor advised them to lower it to 6 hours so as not to deal long-term damage my wrists and fingers. Also, I went to the Olympics in 2004 as part of the United States Swim Team. In my spare time, I write symphonies, produce top-of-the0charts albums, and choreograph top Broadway performances. A lot of the community knows that at one point in time, I had a poor taste in music - this in fact, was also a lie. If anyone wants music recommendations to add to their library in the future, I'll be happy to supply it given my immense qualifications.
On a final note, I invented the bicycle.
I have an announcement to make
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http://greenbrown.bandcamp.comPeople write to me and say, "I’m giving up, you’re not talking to me." I just write them a simple message like, "Never give up," you know? And it changes their life
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wa ha ha ha. wow.
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
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William Shakespeare
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
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William Shakespeare
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HAHAHaHaHahahaha...fuck off.
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I'm locking this now. Piss off.
Loathes
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I can only hope you're being sarcastic, but lets not forget that most of us are actually pretty sad about Borealis' identity lies but still respect him. Unlike, evidently, the rest of the community that just wishes to mock him further for being honest.
<&Yanni> I've had an ambient song like this playing for a couple hours,
<&Yanni> Oh no wait that is MY AIR CONDITIONER
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<@Animator> :::: Techno was killed by a better music genre.
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<SouthyMcGee> Music is auditory art. What art is a different argument.
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<&sforzando> Alright, no 247MHz for you.
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