I have an announcement to make
Posted: 2010.02.04 (06:04)
With everyone coming out and all about their real identities, I thought it was the perfect time for me to do it as well. It was an extremely tough decision, and took a great deal of thought, but I think it's better that I just be honest about it. I decided to act with integrity, so here it is.
I know a lot of you think I'm a loser, or maybe just your average dude with weirdo parents who likes Arcade Fire. Well, you're wrong. It's a careful, meticulous lies I invented to protect you guys from the truth. I am, in fact, a rockstar with a 4 million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills. I've been described as a prodigy since a young age, and scored highest in the United States in my highschool SAT, but decided to give it all up and pursue my dream - music. From a young age, my parents forced upon me 8 hours of piano practice a day, until my doctor advised them to lower it to 6 hours so as not to deal long-term damage my wrists and fingers. Also, I went to the Olympics in 2004 as part of the United States Swim Team. In my spare time, I write symphonies, produce top-of-the0charts albums, and choreograph top Broadway performances. A lot of the community knows that at one point in time, I had a poor taste in music - this in fact, was also a lie. If anyone wants music recommendations to add to their library in the future, I'll be happy to supply it given my immense qualifications.
On a final note, I invented the bicycle.
I know a lot of you think I'm a loser, or maybe just your average dude with weirdo parents who likes Arcade Fire. Well, you're wrong. It's a careful, meticulous lies I invented to protect you guys from the truth. I am, in fact, a rockstar with a 4 million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills. I've been described as a prodigy since a young age, and scored highest in the United States in my highschool SAT, but decided to give it all up and pursue my dream - music. From a young age, my parents forced upon me 8 hours of piano practice a day, until my doctor advised them to lower it to 6 hours so as not to deal long-term damage my wrists and fingers. Also, I went to the Olympics in 2004 as part of the United States Swim Team. In my spare time, I write symphonies, produce top-of-the0charts albums, and choreograph top Broadway performances. A lot of the community knows that at one point in time, I had a poor taste in music - this in fact, was also a lie. If anyone wants music recommendations to add to their library in the future, I'll be happy to supply it given my immense qualifications.
On a final note, I invented the bicycle.