Metanet Antimatter Fund

[DoctorAperture]

We need to save up 62.5 trillion for a gram of antihydrogen. Who's in
I have 17 dollars.

What we will do with the anti-matter
This will be used to make a universe in Kablizzy's shoes (thanks to Ghoulash for the idea)
Or an anti-matter plane with emergency canoes. (Orange and LittleViking)

Current funds
$59 American.
12.94 pounds. and 300 from RoZeR
3 fat cattle.
Two Pentium III 550MHz processors.
Two million, twenty-two thousand, eight hundred and ninety-one pounds and thirty-nine pence. (I forget how many pence are in a pound, is it 100 like in America?)

[otters]

I have twelve bucks.

[ChrisE]

I've got ten pounds set aside.

[LittleViking]

How long would the antihydrogen last? I mean, if it's a tiny fraction of a second, I don't really want to pay more than like $30. If at least half of this will last more than a quarter second, count me in for seven grand though.

[Universezero]

Where are we buying this antihydrogen from?

[Geti]

I'm with littleviking on this one, I'll need more information before making a commitment. What will we use it for? Blowing a hole in something? Cause I can do that through much cheaper means. Sell it to me.

[DoctorAperture]

UZ - scientists
Geti - We won't be blowing a hole in something, we will be un-creating a one gram mass. It will cease to exist.

[29403]

£2.94

It's all I got, I'm not a very rich person. :<

[Geti]

I do know what antimatter is. I'm asking what we'll use it for. If it's just to have it annihilated, that, to me, isn't worth the trillions.
Having it all happen at once (good luck with the prior containment) would be worth more, but what would be incredible, to me, would be the community getting a lump sum together for something like this. It'd be pretty monumental, for me, to see so many people coordinated towards a goal. I suppose I'd just prefer it to have it towards something better.

[squibbles]

O____________________o

Is this serious? I was legitimately surprised when I saw that this was not in pie.

[Vyacheslav]

I can donate a Pentium III 550MHz processor. Two of them!

[otters]

I do know what antimatter is. I'm asking what we'll use it for. If it's just to have it annihilated, that, to me, isn't worth the trillions.

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We're not actually going to buy any antimatter unless every member of this forum earns some $37 billion. Chill out.

[Slayr]

i has $299.66 Canadian, but I need to know more before I spend any of it on this.

[999_Springs]

Two million, twenty-two thousand, eight hundred and ninety-one pounds and thirty-nine pence.

(Not real money, obviously, but close enough. Add it on.)

[otters~1]

Let's start a new universe in Kablizzy's shoe!

[Universezero]

So all we're going to achieve from this is bragging rights? Or will buying that antimatter somehow benefit us?

Let's start a new universe in Kablizzy's shoe!

Seconded.

[DoctorAperture]

Original post has been updated. Any other ideas?

[Kablizzy]

Wait, what about my shoes, now?

[DoctorAperture]

We'll be making a universe in them!

[bobaganuesh_2]

I have 15 cents in Canadian Tire money. Don't worry, it can be counted as American dollars. I know a guy who explained to a 7/11 clerk in Michigan that "Tire" is just Quebecan French for "dollar", and he still got his slurpee.

[SlappyMcGee]

I'm closing this due to anticontent.