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Since this is too long for the quote database (and it'll still be a two-poster)...

<Yahoozy> What did I tell you about quotes, sunset?
<sunrise> you didn't tell me.
<sunrise> gloomp did.
<sunrise> and torex too.
<Yahoozy> No, I did.
<gloomp> And Yahoozy.
<gloomp> Yahoozy did it first.
<sunrise> and yahoozy?
<Yahoozy> I put that in the topic weeks ago.
<sunrise> oh.
<gloomp> It's because he submitted a new one.
<Yahoozy> Look, your top quote submitted is -10%-.
<sunrise> it's not 0% thoug
<Yahoozy> Right.
<Yahoozy> Your bottom three are 0%.
<Yahoozy> You only have six quotes.
<sunrise> is there any way to delete those?
<Bio> Hahaha.
<Yahoozy> No.
<sunrise> darn.
<Bio> Even my quotes are better than that.
<Bio> And mine suck major balls.
* sunrise headdesk
<Torex> I told him that by continuously submitting bad quotes, he's going against the point of the Repository.
<sunrise> quit using big words.
<Torex> And he says that it's okay because he thinks that they're funny.
<sunrise> D:<
<Zilla> sunset, just read through the older quotes to get a feel for what you should be submitting.
<Cuckoo> that's not going to help.
<Zilla> FOR EXAMPLE MINE
<Zilla> http://quotes.mountai.net/browse.php?byuser=Zilla
<sunrise> i'm not going to say my opinion about that, zilla.
<Yahoozy> You don't even have to stop at the Quotes Repository itself!
<Zilla> Although it was only voted to 40%.
<sunrise> it's not worth the talk-to.
<Torex> That quote about good timing is nowhere near good as the one I co-star in.
<Torex> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?1715
<Zilla> Oh, this is a good one.
<Zilla> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?1389
<sunrise> im not reading all that.
<Zilla> ...
<remaniac> ...
<sunrise> sorry if it may be opinionated, but aren't quotes supposed to be /short/?
<gloomp> ...
<gloomp> No.
<Zilla> Not really.
<Torex> No.
<Izzy> Nah.
<Torex> Hang on..
<Bio> Oh lord, Zilla, that one is classic.
<gloomp> They're supposed to be funny.
<Zilla> Bio, I was honored to be a part of it.
<sunrise> man, you guys have definitions of your own...
* cheez is now known as the_crunkerest
<Bio> Mmhmm.
<Orange> sunset
<Orange> I have something to tell you
<sunrise> oh wait it's past 6.
* sunrise is now known as sunset
<gloomp> By "you guys", sunset, you mean everyone but you.
<Izzy> Yeah, that explains the "you guys" part, gloomp :X
<Orange> sunset
<Orange> i have something important to tell you
<sunset> it better be nice.
<Izzy> Does it COCKS involve cocks?
<sunset> izzy were you trying to be funny therer
<sunset> there*
<Izzy> NCOCKSot really.
<Bio> COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS
<Zilla> <sunset> it better be COCKS
<Izzy> It just, you know, happens.
<Bio> There, I hope I ruined it for you guys.
<Orange> sunset
<Orange> ignore these assholes
<Orange> i have something to tell you
<Torex> [22:55] <Zilla> <sunset> COCKS better be COCKS
<sunset> okay.
<gloomp> Don't worry, Bio. You did.
<sunset> what is it orange.
<Bio> Good.
<remaniac> CockSoc
<Izzy> Orange: COCKS, not assholes.
<Orange> sunset
<Orange> let me tell you this thing
<Torex> Also, sunset.
<sunset> JUST GET TO THE POINT
<Izzy> cockset
<Bio> Glassholes.
* the_crunkerest is now known as maxson_is_drunk_guys
<Zilla> <Torex> [22:55] <Zilla> <sunset> COCKS better COCKS COCKS
<Orange> i cant if these guys are talking
<Orange> sunset
<Torex> GEt your cock off of the ceiling.
<Orange> listen
<Orange> i need to tell you this
<sunset> i am orange.
<Orange> have they stopped talking?
<gloomp> [22:56:14] <Zilla> <Torex> [22:55] <Zilla> <sunset> COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS
<sunset> apparently not.
<Torex> Hm.
<Bio> <Torex> [COCKS] <Zilla> <sunset> COCKS better COCKS COCKS
<Orange> tell them to stop talking
<gloomp> Stop saying cocks, sunset.
<Orange> then ill tell you the important thing
<Torex> [22:56] <gloomp> [22:56:14] <COCKS> <COCKS> [22:55] <Zilla> <sunset> COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS
<sunset> guys, i know you have fixations over cocks, but you can do that elsewhere.
<Izzy> [23:56] <@COCKS> [22:56:14] <Zilla> <Torex> [CO:CKS] <Zilla> <COCKSet> COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS
<sunset> in a gay bar, guys.
<Cuckoo> o-o
<Zilla> Oh, alright.
<Zilla> So #gaybar then.
<Orange> sunset
<maxson_is_drunk_guys> COCKer Spaniel
<Zilla> Or maybe #COCKS?
<Orange> tell them to stop talking
<Orange> i need to tell you something
<Torex> Izzy, those were very creative COCKS.
<Bio> COCKer? I barely know 'er.
<sunset> quit talking about gays, COCKset, sunset, COCKS, gloomp, and other sex stuff.
<Cuckoo> ..........
<Orange> have they stopped talking sunset
<Orange> guys stop talking
<Orange> i need to tell sunset something important
<Bio> sunCOCK
<maxson_is_drunk_guys> COCKS COCKS COCKS SOCKS COCKS
<Torex> /mode +m #n
* gloomp gives voice to Orange
<sunset> BIO SUCKS COCK EVERYDAY BECAUSE HE LOVES THE FEELING IN HIS MOUTH THERE SHUT THE FUCK UP
* gloomp sets mode +m #n
<Orange> sunset are you listening
<Orange> okay good
<Orange> im going to tell you the important thing
<Orange> COCKS
<gloomp> <3
<gloomp> <3
<Orange> that is the important thing
<gloomp> <3
<gloomp> <3
<gloomp> <3
<gloomp> <3
<gloomp> <3
<gloomp> <3
* gloomp sets mode -m #n
* gloomp gives channel operator status to Orange

And the B-side...

<Bio> What a truth.
<Torex> AHahaha.
<Inspired> Sunset do you have a problem with gay men?
<ZilCOCKS> Now this.
* Torex is now known as COCKSex
<ZilCOCKS> This is QDB material.
<sunset> no i have a problem with YOU ASSHOLES.
<COCKSex> Aw, yes.
<ZilCOCKS> I hope you've learned your lesson, sunset.
<COCKSex> My nick has COCKS and sex in it.
<sunset> i'm fine with gays, just not you guys.
<Bio> Also, sunset, I don't actually like cocks in reality, just COCKS theory.
<remaniac> Cacaw Cacaw!
<Bio> COCKA COCKA
<sunset> guys, i know you want to annoy me.
<sunset> but i can annoy better than all y'alls.
<sunset> so just gtfo.
<sunset> and stfu.
<Orange> Why on earth would we want to do that?
<COCKSex> Yeah.
* COCKSex is now known as Torex
<ZilCOCKS> The difference is that we've been around long enough to troll lovingly.
<remaniac> he's planning on submitting a quote
* You are now known as Zilla
<Inspired> He totally is.
<Torex> Hm.
<sunset> i ain't plannin shit.
<Torex> Yeah.
<gloomp> sunset, w don't want to annoy you. /You/ want to annoy /we/.
<gloomp> we*
<Torex> sunset, lying is never fun.
<sunset> that sentence there was rad.
<sunset> YOU KIDDIN ME TOREX
<Zilla> Alright, alright.
<Zilla> gloomp, why don't we give him +v for being such a good sport?
<gloomp> You know what else is rad?
<gloomp> Orange.
* gloomp gives voice to sunset
<sunset> <3
<Torex> sunset, I've never heard someone say rad before.
<Torex> Ever.
<sunset> torex is rad
<sunset> thar.
* gloomp has kicked sunset from #n (JUST KIDDING)
<Torex> Thank you?
<Inspired> ehehehehehe
<maxson_is_drunk_guys> It's the bee's knees, bro!
<Torex> Thank you!
<Zilla> AHAHAHA
* sunset ([email protected]) has joined #n
<remaniac> fail.
<sunset> rad.
<Zilla> Can I request some +h for COCKS while we're at COCKS?
<maxson_is_drunk_guys> far-out man. GROOVY!
<sunset> orange
<Zilla> (Of course I'm kidding.)
<sunset> just... just get it over with.
<gloomp> Hop cocks!
<Izzy> My COCKS are damn solid
<Orange> what sunset
<Zilla> Maybe some +COCKS?
<Orange> get what over with
<maxson_is_drunk_guys> <----
<Cuckoo> COCKS need porn
<sunset> what were you going to say
<Orange> i said it
<Orange> or weren't you listening?
<Orange> dammit sunset
<Orange> i told you to listen
<sunset> there was too much...
<sunset> cocks.
<Zilla> To borrow on a meme, there's a good way to describe this channel.
<Zilla> It's like COCKS, COCKS, COCKS, COCKS, next level.
<Torex> HAhaha.
<Orange> [13:01:59] <Zilla> It's like COCKS, COCKS, COCKS, COCKS, next COCKS.
<Bio> COCKS, sunset, COCKS, sunset, next level.
<Torex> We are going through almost all of IRC's in jokes in one day.
<Zilla> <Torex> We are going through almost all of IRC's in COCKS in one day.
<sunset> would this all be quote worthy
<sunset> or is this to tempt me
<remaniac> NO
<Orange> Don't even go there, sunset.
<Torex> COCKS, replace words with COCKS, COCKS, replace words with COCKS, next level.
<Bio> sunset, just get away from the repository.
<sunset> okay, because it's not working if you're trying to tempt me.
<maxson_is_drunk_guys> <Torex> We are going through almost all of IRC's COCKS in one day.
<Zilla> It's like COCKS, pony parade, COCKS, pony parade, next level.
<sunset> maxson stop drinking beer its COCKS for COCKS.
<Bio> COCKS, rweplace sunset with COCKS, COCKS, replace sunset with COCKS, next COCKS
* ratatat ([email protected]) has joined #n
<Orange> ratatat: COCKS
<sunset> hey ratatat
<sunset> there's a fixation over cocks here.
<sunset> so be warned.
<Bio> COCKS, glayshur, COCKS, glayshur, next level.
<sunset> heed my calls and be warned.
<Bio> GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR
<Orange> No, Bio.
<Orange> The Y is elongated, like so:
<maxson_is_drunk_guys> <sunset> there's a COCKS over COCKS here.
<Orange> GLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSHUR
<Izzy> Needs more ponies.
<Izzy> And Daddaluma.
<remaniac> GLAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYSHURRRRRRRR
<Bio> COCKS, ponies, glaaaaaaaaayshur, sunset, next level.
<Izzy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Ln_rqPpPk
<Torex> Dude, no one is gonna sing with you.
<Torex> You can do that with Queen.
<Torex> Not with Megadeth.
<ratatat> who plays the song?
<sunset> i can play it on drums, ratatat.
<sunset> it's rather easy, to be honest.
<Izzy> [00:07] <sunset> i can play it on COCKS
<sunset> izzy, shut the fuck up.
<Izzy> Eat a dick.
<sunset> yes yes cocks yes yes now please stop talking.
<Orange> [13:06:14] <sunset> it's rather COCKS, to be honest.
<Zilla> It's a shame that this is too long to submit.
<Zilla> This needs to be preserved for future generations.
<Bio> [00:07] <sunset> i can COCK it on COCKS
<gloomp> Thread this bitch, Zilla.
<gloomp> Make a thread.

And so I did.
(Please don't ban me.)

/spam

*Locked*

Haha. Cocks. Am I right, guys?