Why wont my laptop turn on?
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- The Loneliest Number
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Hey all, i need two formulas in one cell, this is the first =IF(I10<3,"Day Tripper","") But on top of that i need it so if its >30 the text " too long " will appear, how do i add this on?
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=IF(I10<3,"Day Tripper",IF(I10>30," too long ",""))
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I provide the possible conclusions as to why your laptop will not work:
1: You are a douche.
End conclusions.
1: You are a douche.
End conclusions.




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Nah not a fan of Day Tripper, Help is more awesome

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Well, since its already called "Why won't my laptop turn on?" I might as well take advantage of it, seeing as how my laptop won't turn on. It is an old laptop and has recntly started turning off even if it's plugged into the wall.
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Does it turn off spontaneously as you are using it, or does it only turn on for a brief moment before turning off again?Slayr wrote:Well, since its already called "Why won't my laptop turn on?" I might as well take advantage of it, seeing as how my laptop won't turn on. It is an old laptop and has recntly started turning off even if it's plugged into the wall.
If the latter, does the screen ever turn on, or even flicker?
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It used to turn off while I was using it but now it just doesn't turn on.
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If I had to venture a guess, sounds like either the internal power supply or hard drive are kaput in some fashion.

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That happened to my sister's laptop. She blamed me. I have no idea how they fixed it.

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