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Courtesy of the man himself, this is a list of every single suggestion for a humorous name of a band maestro has ever suggested on IRC in his many guises.

maestro/ortz/etc etc... wrote:. Feb 16 15:10:02 <bok_choy> Band name: PRIMARY PACIVIST
Mar 09 01:29:29 <bok_choy> Band name: Crotch Rope.
Mar 09 01:36:57 <bok_choy> Band name: Nipple To Nipple.
Mar 09 01:45:21 <bok_choy> Band name: Testicular Rupture!
Mar 10 00:55:38 <bok_choy> Band name: Pedigree Collapse.
Mar 14 18:08:04 <bok_choy> Band name: The Vinegar Eels.
Mar 20 15:48:47 <bok_choy> Band name: Flamingo Roadkill.
Mar 20 16:09:30 <bok_choy> Band name: The Washington Consensus.
Mar 21 11:48:01 <bok_choy> Band name: Temporal Amnesia.
Mar 21 12:38:41 <bok_choy> Band name: Analysis Paralysis.
May 03 00:41:49 <coq_au_vin> Band name: Cannibalistic Infanticide.
May 08 01:00:48 <coq_au_vin> Band name: Ex-Gay.
May 08 01:20:16 <coq_au_vin> Band name: Slander & Libel.
May 08 01:27:43 <coq_au_vin> Band name: Hung Parliament.
May 08 01:31:21 <coq_au_vin> Band name: The High Level Equilibrium Trap.
May 08 01:31:45 <coq_au_vin> Band name: Clitbone.
May 09 21:19:45 <coq_au_vin> Band name: The Torture Manuals.
May 19 23:03:29 <coq_au_vin> Band name: Rape Trauma Syndrome.
May 23 16:56:01 <coq_au_vin> Band name: Three Body Scatter Spike.
May 24 02:45:02 <coq_au_vin> Band name: The Goebbels Children.
May 30 00:21:02 <bok_choy> Band name: The Shallow Water Blackout.
May 30 20:53:17 <bok_choy> Band name: Rape Statistics.
May 30 23:09:29 <bok_choy> Band name: l'anus d'une femme de 21.
Jun 05 20:32:30 <bok_choy> Band name: The Revolutionary Praxis.
Jun 07 00:36:51 <bok_choy> Band name: Crotch Pressure.
Jun 07 14:49:25 <bok_choy> Band name: Incontinence Slut.
Jun 07 16:48:50 <bok_choy> Band name: Forecast... Dicks.
Jun 07 17:57:33 <baicai> Band name: Itinerant Sonographer.
Jun 08 00:34:00 <baicai> Band name: Overly Graphic.
Jun 12 22:26:41 <baiCUP> Band name: Blackmuscle.
Jun 12 23:15:56 <baicai> Band name: Loyal Perverts.
Jun 13 03:33:09 <baiCUP> Band name: Rodeo Fuck.
Jun 13 13:15:11 <baicai> Band name: Deadzöne.
Jun 13 18:43:28 <baicai> Band name: Huge Natural Tits.
Jun 13 23:51:08 <baiCUP> Band name: JESUS SHIT FUCK
Jun 14 17:40:21 <baicai> Band name: Data Deficient.
Jun 15 00:37:24 <baiCUP> Band name: Cowgirl Missionary.
Jun 16 00:39:16 <baicai> Band name: Overextend Eduardo.
Jun 17 23:42:27 <baicai> Band name: Womb Fury.
Jun 20 03:19:18 <baicai> Band name: Anal Gaping
Jun 20 03:24:35 <baicai> Band name: Huge Dick Stallion
Jun 20 03:26:14 <baicai> Band name: Susan Gets Penetrated By Obscene Dog Cock
Jun 20 04:13:11 <ortsz_con_carne> Band name: Christogram
Jun 20 19:15:50 <ortsz_con_carne> Band name: Lie Fallow Chamber
Jun 21 04:16:36 <quarter_pounder_with_ortsz> Band name: Mirrors For Princes.
Jun 22 23:05:51 <bacon_lettuce_ortsz> Band name: Four Corner Method.
Jun 24 01:46:36 <bacon_lettuce_ortsz> Band name: Bilge and Cuntline.
Jun 27 22:11:41 <metropolitan_bishop> Band name: Operational Requirement.
Jun 28 00:35:06 <metropolitan_bishop> Band name: The Eel Anal Probe Prank.
Jun 28 14:39:34 <teriyaki> Band name: Molester Bus.
Jun 28 16:07:08 <teriyaki> Band name: Tits and Liquor.
Jun 28 20:56:05 <TELESYNC> Band name: Thagomizer.
Jun 29 02:55:09 <TELESYNC> Band name: Now She's Doing Anal!
Jun 29 03:37:18 <TELESYNC> Band name: Maroon Spirit Possession
Jul 03 21:17:58 <TELESSSSSSSSYNC> Band name: Deuteronomy Sexpatriats
Jul 03 21:29:20 <TELESSSSSSSSYNC> Band name: ACHTUNG! AMERIKANER
Jul 03 22:04:01 <clothed_female_naked_maestro> Band name: ATTENUATE THE PULSE!
Jul 03 22:15:39 <clothed_female_naked_maestro> band name: ukw 88
Jul 04 16:47:29 <TELESYNC> Band name: Thermals.
Jul 04 17:04:58 <TELESYNC> Band name: Severed Below The Thigh.
Jul 04 23:39:19 <TELESYNC|NSFW> Band name: Okno Okno Okno
Jul 05 01:34:03 <itsalreadythefifthwhereimfrom> Band name: The Maximilien Robespierre Experience.
Jul 07 02:15:16 <TELESYNC> Band name: The Quintessence of Debauchery
Jul 11 13:24:39 <Grandmaster_Dash> Band name: Bleed Nipples.
Jul 16 00:36:22 <Dash> Band name: my_exgfs_ass
Jul 17 21:07:19 <TELESYNC> Band name: 409 Virginity Mange.
Jul 17 22:26:43 <TELESYNC> Band name: The Continental Op.
Jul 19 06:27:03 <triplesec> Band name: Birth Control Saboteurs.
Jul 22 02:41:10 <triplesec> Band name: In Event of Moon Disaster
Jul 26 15:28:20 <doctor_triplesec> Band name: Butterface with Huge Juggs.
Aug 01 02:51:40 <ekibastuz> Band name: Venice and its Lagoon.
Aug 01 22:48:30 <^> Band name: Chicken Fever in Fukuoka.
Aug 07 02:17:07 <^> Band name: Radical 140
Aug 08 20:31:15 <sforzando> Band name: Monopoly Rent.
Aug 08 21:52:42 <sforzando> Band name: Bitter To The Sea.
Aug 16 01:10:17 <sforzando> Band name: The 99 Most Beautiful Names of God.
Aug 17 00:03:45 <sforzando> Band name: Double Summertime.
Aug 22 01:16:44 <sfz> Band name: Prince Albert Edward In A Sailor Suit.
Aug 24 00:21:54 <sfz> Band name: The Papyrus Sanitary Pad.
Aug 24 00:33:45 <sfz> Band name: All Cotton crotch.
Aug 24 00:37:24 <sfz> Band name: Urinary Tract Infection.
Aug 24 00:39:03 <sfz> Band name: Richard Branson And His Mom's Rectovaginal Fistula.
Aug 24 00:39:44 <sfz> Band name: Escape The Vagina.
Aug 24 00:40:25 <sfz> Band name: Mason Lowrey Presents Fecal Incontinence.
Aug 29 21:40:31 <bacon_lettuce_ortsz> Band name: Muscovite Octopus.
Sep 26 01:46:57 <oblique> Band name: I, Jimmy Carter

Last updated: September 26th.
Feel free to update should any more come up (which, of course, they will).

Awesome work.

This is also, coincidentally, a compilation of the different nicks ortsz has used over the last few months/years/etc.

Very true, very true.

bok_choy/TELESYNC were the best.

triplesec was the worse.

I like his current, oblique.

Aug 24 00:40:25 <sfz> Band name: Mason Lowrey Presents Fecal Incontinence.

◉ ＬＡＺＯＲＴＩＴＳ ◉ wrote:bok_choy/TELESYNC were the best.

triplesec was the worse.

All wrong.

Best compilation on all of Meatnet.

Personally, ortsz was my favorite.

I rather liked Meatsro, if not just for the backstory.

Everyone is wrong. "itsalreadythefifthwhereimfrom" is the clear victor. "metropolitan_bishop" takes 2nd and "quarter_pounder_with_ortsz" 3rd.

No. TELESYNC is better because it came with an amazing sig.

I recall being there for at least two dozen of the names. ortsz and I had a weird habit of bouncing them back and forth.

I like Maplestroke.

xVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:Everyone is wrong. "itsalreadythefifthwhereimfrom" is the clear victor. "metropolitan_bishop" takes 2nd and "quarter_pounder_with_ortsz" 3rd.

Jump Cut "triplesec" for "metropolitan_bishop" and you've got it.

ortz, what's YOUR favourite nickname you've had? (no doubt you're reading this this topic, since it's all about you)

fawk wrote:ortz, what's YOUR favourite nickname you've had? (no doubt you're reading this this topic, since it's all about you)

skiptrace.

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Oblique wins out really. Is it a referance to the set of cards, that tell you what to do when you're in a pickle of any variety?

oblique wrote:
fawk wrote:ortz, what's YOUR favourite nickname you've had? (no doubt you're reading this this topic, since it's all about you)
skiptrace.

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One of these days you're gonna decide you like it too much. :P

I've always liked "maestro", but "Ortsz" is great once you get past the harshness of it all.

Also, awesome list. Cross fingers one of these actually becomes a band name someday.

Destiny wrote:Oblique wins out really. Is it a referance to the set of cards, that tell you what to do when you're in a pickle of any variety?

I preferred مارس الجنس أنا أختك which was "I fucked your sister" in Arabic. I nearly got into some serious shit from laughing out loud when I realized this in the school library, which is why I liked it so much.

bobaga_fett wrote:
Destiny wrote:Oblique wins out really. Is it a referance to the set of cards, that tell you what to do when you're in a pickle of any variety?
I preferred مارس الجنس أنا أختك which was "I fucked your sister" in Arabic. I nearly got into some serious shit from laughing out loud when I realized this in the school library, which is why I liked it so much.

Think of how Muhammad felt!

bobaga_fett wrote:
Destiny wrote:Oblique wins out really. Is it a referance to the set of cards, that tell you what to do when you're in a pickle of any variety?
I preferred مارس الجنس أنا أختك which was "I fucked your sister" in Arabic. I nearly got into some serious shit from laughing out loud when I realized this in the school library, which is why I liked it so much.

^ This. So this.

As a side, am I the only one that can now tell when Techno has posted on a topic?

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