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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.26 (21:01)

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Postby noops » 2009.11.26 (21:06)

Run around, flailing and screaming as if you were on fire. That's what a professional would do.

Alternatively, you could calmly and quietly exit the building. But whichevs.
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Postby Skyling » 2009.11.26 (21:07)

Run out into the hall and see what's going on elsewhere.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.11.26 (21:10)

Let's have a scene where he's taken to a subway tunnel to be executed, but he escapes in a twist.

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Postby T3chno » 2009.11.26 (21:15)

He should clearly press that red button.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.26 (21:35)

spoon wrote:Run around, flailing and screaming
Skyline wrote:out into the hall and see what's going on elsewhere.
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Postby sept » 2009.11.26 (21:41)

Tell the guy on fire to stop, drop, and roll, then run out the fire exit with him!
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Postby noops » 2009.11.26 (21:53)

Leave him as fire for the fire gremlins to devour, while making for the exit as fast as stickfigurely possible.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.26 (22:00)

sept wrote:Tell the guy on fire to stop, drop, and roll, then run out the fire exit with him!
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.11.26 (22:07)

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, let's go to that there fire exit now, 'kays?

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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.26 (22:26)

gloomp wrote:Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, let's go to that there fire exit now, 'kays?
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Postby Yoshimo » 2009.11.26 (22:32)

Get a hose, open the door and shoop the guy with it.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.26 (22:58)

Inspired wrote:Take the Fire Exit sign down and replace with the sign you have stowed in your pocket.
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.11.26 (23:07)

Uhh, have a break with kit-kat.
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Postby Tunco » 2009.11.26 (23:12)

Donfuy wrote:Uhh, have a break with kit-kat.
No. Open the door, throw the kit-kat to the guy, when he is eating it, throw your ID card to his neck, then cut off his neck with it. And then hide his body using the Fire Exit sign.

Yeah.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.26 (23:29)

This is being run under the same basic guidelines that Dave set up for his interactive story on the old forums - don't create your own situations, only make decisions relating directly to the protagonist (unrelated to any of the above posts).
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.11.26 (23:34)

Search Wikihow for "How to make a fire extinguisher with a kit-kat and a fire exit sign."
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.27 (00:08)

Inspired wrote:Run back into your office to check the time.
Donfuy wrote:Search Wikihow for "How to make a fire extinguisher with a kit-kat and a fire exit sign."
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Postby Kwiftee » 2009.11.27 (00:25)

Where are your manners? Introduce yourself, have a seat, etc. Maybe offer him half a Kit Kat.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.11.27 (00:28)

What Kwiftee said, but also hide under the table and hope the fire demon man goes away.

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Postby Donfuy » 2009.11.27 (00:35)

Oh, and grab those pencils, just in case the evil man does something evil.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.27 (00:51)

Kwiftee wrote:Where are your manners? Introduce yourself, have a seat, etc. Maybe offer him half a Kit Kat.
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Donfuy wrote:Oh, and grab those pencils, just in case the evil man does something evil.
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Postby Pheidippides » 2009.11.27 (04:47)

Ask him to autograph the back of the exit sign.

(This is hilarious, Yanni. Keep it up.)
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.27 (04:55)

Inspired wrote:Now quick while he is busy whack him over the head with the Fire Exit sign
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(Sorry, Pheidi, I just got done drawing when I saw yours. He's not doing any autographing any time soon ;_;)
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Postby Pheidippides » 2009.11.27 (05:29)

Yeah, I can see that. Mr. Johnson should totally go looking for that dude's head. Wall mount?
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