A Day at the Office

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Postby Tanner » 2009.11.28 (22:51)

Haha. That fire demon is so pissed.
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Postby Leaff » 2009.11.28 (22:57)

Spontaneously become a ninja.
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Postby LittleViking » 2009.11.28 (22:58)

The guy at the door doesn't even look that angry. Just a little confused. Explain what you're doing so he doesn't feel out of the loop.
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Postby Skyling » 2009.11.28 (22:59)

Quick, tell the fire demon to immolate the guy!
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Postby Torex » 2009.11.28 (23:17)

Jump off because the fire demon is burning your genitals.
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.11.28 (23:30)

Uh... put a big smile, grab the keys smoothly, climb down of the demon, pick the kit-kat and bribe the supposedly bad guy with it.

edit: oh, and this is plausible because that bad guy doesn't seem to have a gun, and you're the one with the keys.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.29 (00:13)

Skyling wrote:Quick, tell the fire demon to immolate the guy!
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.11.29 (00:21)

Oh, get out of there and check what's outside. Don't forget your two partners. And the kit-kat.
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Postby Torex » 2009.11.29 (01:10)

Write "YANNI WUZ HERE" on the wall with the pencil, and then erase it when you see a guard coming by.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.29 (01:16)

Donfuy wrote:Oh, get out of there and check what's outside. Don't forget your two partners. And the kit-kat.
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Postby Kwiftee » 2009.11.29 (01:20)

Check to see if there's a label above the door of the room you're in.
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Postby sept » 2009.11.29 (01:20)

Attempt to escape and force any guards you encounter to engage you in double decker fights.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.29 (01:27)

Kwiftee wrote:Check to see if there's a label above the door of the room you're in.
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Postby Torex » 2009.11.29 (01:45)

Kill the fire demon before he blows shit up.
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Postby noops » 2009.11.29 (01:57)

Open Osama's Suite and tell him about the explosive stash. Then tell Obama, who will try to deter Osama from terrorizing things. While they are distracted, enter the third door.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.29 (02:42)

Torex wrote:Kill the fire demon before he blows shit up.
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Postby Torex » 2009.11.29 (02:45)

Softly bite the skin of the explosives' scrotum.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.29 (03:52)

Torex wrote:Softly bite the skin of the explosives' scrotum.
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Postby Pikman » 2009.11.29 (04:08)

Look for an opening. If you find one, tell your red friend to burn it open.

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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.29 (04:36)

Pikman wrote:Look for an opening. If you find one, tell your red friend to burn it open.
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Postby Skyling » 2009.11.29 (04:56)

There's no time for air to the surface! Just go back and run into one of those suites (or the sweet). I'm sure one of them has to have a window you can escape from.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.29 (05:21)

Skyling wrote:There's no time for air to the surface! Just go back and run into one of those suites (or the sweet). I'm sure one of them has to have a window you can escape from.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.11.29 (05:23)

Call Jack Bauer.

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Postby sept » 2009.11.29 (05:28)

Stealth kill the fire demon with your pencil, and then attempt to survive the blast by using his body as a shield.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.29 (06:06)

sept wrote:Stealth kill the fire demon with your pencil, and then attempt to survive the blast by using his body as a shield.
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