Tiger cheated on /this/?

Postby **otters~1** » 2009.12.25 (03:09)

Scantily%20clad%20wife.

You tell me: what the fuck was he thinking?

(Incidentally, I don't care if that's actually her--she's blonde, Swedish, and they all look the same anyway.)

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2009.12.25 (04:03)

I would cheat on this bitch. She seems boring.

Postby **otters~1** » 2009.12.25 (04:19)

SlappyMcGee wrote:I would cheat on this bitch. She seems boring.

Are we talking, in bed, or personality-wise?

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2009.12.25 (05:12)

flagmyidol wrote:
SlappyMcGee wrote:I would cheat on this bitch. She seems boring.
Are we talking, in bed, or personality-wise?

I mean, from a sheer appearance perspective, since I've never heard he speak or anything. Blonde, Tall and Big Tits? I bet she loves missionary position and being called a bitch. Hey, maybe she'll let you do it doggy style on holidays. >.>

http://nmaps.net/user/Tunco123 · Postby **Tunco** » 2009.12.25 (19:32)

SlappyMcGee wrote:
flagmyidol wrote:
SlappyMcGee wrote:I would cheat on this bitch. She seems boring.
Are we talking, in bed, or personality-wise?
I mean, from a sheer appearance perspective, since I've never heard he speak or anything. Blonde, Tall and Big Tits? I bet she loves missionary position and being called a bitch. Hey, maybe she'll let you do it doggy style on holidays. >.>

She seems boring as Slappy said and hey, maybe Tiger was not looking for a bitch that will only satisfy him sexually. Although he could just call a bitch for the night if he was feeling randy.

Anyway, I would totally do her.

http://nmaps.net/user/scythe33 · Postby **scythe** » 2009.12.25 (20:50)

http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singl ... R6egNhYmM-

I'm not sure what to make of that article, really. I think I like Steve Jobs's perspective better:

http://www.fakesteve.net/2009/12/larry- ... woods.html

Postby **otters~1** » 2009.12.25 (22:33)

Tunco wrote:...maybe Tiger was not looking for a bitch that will only satisfy him sexually.

You have obviously not seen the girls he had affairs with.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Torex** » 2009.12.26 (19:38)

flagmyidol wrote:
Tunco wrote:...maybe Tiger was not looking for a bitch that will only satisfy him sexually.
You have obviously not seen the girls he had affairs with.

Oh, and there are actually two other women that he was sleeping with, at least that's what I've seen on the news. I still don't get why they'd sleep with him. He's one of the best golfers in the world, and has loads of money, but besides that I don't see any other way that he'd be able to get into their pants.

Postby **Aldaric** » 2009.12.28 (02:03)

Whats the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Answer

Santa Claus stops at three ho's.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Vyacheslav** » 2009.12.28 (03:39)

Tiger has more than 3 ho's?

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2009.12.28 (03:48)

Scroll up a bit, now.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Kablizzy · Postby **Kablizzy** » 2009.12.28 (04:01)

87654321 wrote:Tiger has more than 3 ho's?

God fucking damnit.

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2009.12.28 (04:05)

Kablizzy wrote:
87654321 wrote:Tiger has more than 3 ho's?
God fucking damnit.

I just imagined my mouse hand hovering over the ban button, and then you,r hand in spectral Swayzian fashion, hovered lightly over mine and clicked down in unison.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Kablizzy · Postby **Kablizzy** » 2009.12.28 (06:44)

Ahahahaha. I love you, Slaps. <3

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