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Any movie with Adam Sandler or/and Will Ferrel in it because Adam Sandler or/and Will Ferrel are in it.
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it doesn't look very good from what I've seen from the trailer, but it is not right to judge a film in such a manner, and I think I'll end up seeing it sooner or later.flagmyidol wrote:Tsukatu, are you saying you didn't like the book 2001? Great book, I must've misread your post.
boba: Zombieland was surprisingly good, certainly don't write it off as one of the "shittest movies" ever before you've seen it.
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You didn't like Happy Gilmore? :(Blackson wrote:Any movie with Adam Sandler or/and Will Ferrel in it because Adam Sandler or/and Will Ferrel are in it.

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I usually don't like Adam Sandler either, but I liked Funny People mainly because he's a lot more tolerable when playing a depressed character with a terminal illness. When it was revealed that in fact he wasn't going to die I thought "Damn it, now he's going to go back to being Adam Sandler again."Blackson wrote:Any movie with Adam Sandler or/and Will Ferrel in it because Adam Sandler or/and Will Ferrel are in it.
Also, I thought Zombieland was pretty good, mostly because it does away with all attempts at being a serious movie or appearing "realistic" and freely admits that the whole thing is just plain silliness. Also, Bill Murray scene.
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I think it's really hard to make a blanket statement like that. I kind've agree with you, but then I think of Anchorman, The Wedding Singer, Happy Gilmore....Flight wrote:You didn't like Happy Gilmore? :(Blackson wrote:Any movie with Adam Sandler or/and Will Ferrel in it because Adam Sandler or/and Will Ferrel are in it.
Certainly been a while, though.
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Summary of Zombieland: decent zombie spoof, quite a few laughs, Micheal Cera lookalike, lame Bill Murray cameo, shitty romance. Like, 7/10 or something.
I'll throw in GI Joe:rise of snakes or whatever. Turned that shit off halfway through. I know it's /supposed/ to be cheesy, but they somehow managed to take a movie with robot suits, ninjas, soldiers, nukes, and god knows what else and make it really, really boring.
I'll throw in GI Joe:rise of snakes or whatever. Turned that shit off halfway through. I know it's /supposed/ to be cheesy, but they somehow managed to take a movie with robot suits, ninjas, soldiers, nukes, and god knows what else and make it really, really boring.
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Bill Murray's cameo was pandering but hilarious.
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Ha, seriously, when I saw what the protagonist was like at the start of the movie, it was a pretty clear "we couldn't get Michael Cera to do this, so instead we're going to star Jesse Eisenberg as Michael Cera as Columbus" (or whatever the character's name was).SkyPanda wrote:Summary of Zombieland: decent zombie spoof, quite a few laughs, Micheal Cera lookalike, lame Bill Murray cameo, shitty romance. Like, 7/10 or something.
I'd give it much lower than 7/10, though. It doesn't deserve to be on this list, but it was barely passing mediocre. I'm a huge fan of zombie movies, particularly the older Romero flicks, and I found Zombieland overall lacking. While I do think there's a certain amount of hilarity to be found in a zombie apocalypse, I've only really seen Shawn of the Dead pull that off particularly well.
That movie is much better if you watch it on mute and skip all of the non-action scenes. Condense that thing to twenty minutes to half an hour of crazy mindless action and you've got gold.SkyPanda wrote:GI Joe:rise of snakes or whatever
But I agree: as it is, it's one of the worst movies of all time.
In fact, lemme dig up a Facebook update I made about that movie...
Facebook wrote:me wrote:[my name] just finished watching the GI Joe movie, wonders why Hollywood loves to demonize science so much. Impassioned ignorance and zealotry have set a high friggin' bar for evil, but it continues to be idolized for some reason. Misanthropy++;a friend of mine wrote:It's because all scientists are too big for their britches and fail to see the horrors that people are capable of committing with their work. Scientists are not humble in their pursuit of knowledge and basically have "To discover that which man was not meant to know" as their stated goal.
It really would be nice if we were told what man is and is not meant to know BEFORE we build a bomb out of it.me wrote:Sure, that's a problem (albeit I'd argue not with scientific pursuit but with people), but the issue brought up in that movie was the ever-popular combination of equating emotion with morality and the mutual exclusivity of science and emotion/morality. You know you've found someone who has no place as a scientist if you've just heard him say that love is illogical, or that scientific advancement necessitates horrifying human experimentation. He wasn't even a scientist, anyway -- he was an engineer!! Nevermind the fact that use of high technology (i.e. the direct product of applied science) was what enabled any of them to save the day anyway.
It's all just so fucking stupid, and people actually buy into this stereotype that science is always bad and that love and passion and emotion are always good, when the reality flies directly in the face of such a notion. Who the hell rapes or murders or divides their family with adultery for the sake of science? Who would find a justification grounded in science for exterminating a body of people with a different religion? Who jumps to insane conclusions that lead to extreme action and severe consequences regularly: those who employ the Scientific Method, or the impulsive and passionate?
Which isn't even to say the two are at odds in the first place. And emotions are around for quite logical reasons, and many emotional responses can also easily be shown to be quite logical. You can only ever trust a person who knows absolutely dick about formal logic or science to make such a stupid, regressive comparison.
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(I assume you're talking about the 2008 remake.) Oh, man, how did I forget this. Though I was forced to watch this without even 3D, which might have made it better, but I can't imagine it would have been much more than an interesting gimmick.Mute Monk wrote:Journey to the Center of the Earth.
It's not even that it could have been interesting but was done badly; it was a bad and pointless movie done in the exact manner the creators intended: special effects take great precedence over acting. or story. or character. or making that annoying little kid half-tolerable.
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Baby Geniuses, Son of the Mask, High School Musical and Twilight. It's quite sad that these girls think they're going to marry Jacob Black etc etc.
Also, isn't it a shame that most movies with number names are shit? :(
Also, isn't it a shame that most movies with number names are shit? :(

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21, my dear sir.29403 wrote:Also, isn't it a shame that most movies with number names are shit? :(
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This is perhaps the only thing I've ever agreed 110% with SlappyMcGee on. But I couldn't agree more. In that 110% is the most that I can agree.SlappyMcGee wrote:The Other Boelyn Girl, Bangkok Dangerous, Manos: The Hand of Fate, Battlefield Earth, and Twilight are all vile.

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We both know that isn't true. The awesomeness of the Broncos? The sexiness of Christina Ricci? The appeal of moving across the country blindly to a new fate? The Colour Purple? (The colour and the book). In fact, I disagree 110% that this is the only thing we agree on 110%.Kablizzy wrote:This is perhaps the only thing I've ever agreed 110% with SlappyMcGee on. But I couldn't agree more. In that 110% is the most that I can agree.SlappyMcGee wrote:The Other Boelyn Girl, Bangkok Dangerous, Manos: The Hand of Fate, Battlefield Earth, and Twilight are all vile.
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It's strange I haven't posted anything on my own topic yet.
Charlie's Angels, then, is shit. Son of the Mask was alright although I saw it quite a while ago. It wasn't anywhere near as good as 'The Mask'.
Isn't this the case with all shit films with girls? What about Charlie's Angels? I saw a bit of it and it was shitter than an unflushed toilet. But generally in films like this I presume the main reason guys continue watching - if they do continue watching - would be because of the girls in it. What a way to earn film-producers money. I don't know if i'm right but hey.SlappyMcGee wrote:The sexiness of Christina Ricci?Kablizzy wrote:This is perhaps the only thing I've ever agreed 110% with SlappyMcGee on. But I couldn't agree more. In that 110% is the most that I can agree.SlappyMcGee wrote:The Other Boelyn Girl, Bangkok Dangerous, Manos: The Hand of Fate, Battlefield Earth, and Twilight are all vile.
Charlie's Angels, then, is shit. Son of the Mask was alright although I saw it quite a while ago. It wasn't anywhere near as good as 'The Mask'.

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My friends and I play a game whereby we take a drink every time something against every law of nature and physics occurs in The Core. It's impossible to make it through that movie playing that game.terrazza wrote:I mean seriously, watch 'the core' basically they have to do the exact same thing in JttCotW but the core is much, much better.

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What about Edward Scissorhands? That was about the most stupid, pointless movie I've ever seen. The plot is terrible and the way it winds up is suicidal (not really). (But it is pretty bad).

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...OutrightOJ wrote:What about Edward Scissorhands? That was about the most stupid, pointless movie I've ever seen. The plot is terrible and the way it winds up is suicidal (not really). (But it is pretty bad).
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I make it a habit to disagree with ridiculous trolls, but that film is remarkably overrated. As is Tim Burton. HE DIDN'T DIRECT NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS STOP MAKING HIM YOUR CULTURAL TOUCHSTONExVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:...OutrightOJ wrote:What about Edward Scissorhands? That was about the most stupid, pointless movie I've ever seen. The plot is terrible and the way it winds up is suicidal (not really). (But it is pretty bad).
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There's honestly not one Tim Burton film I love.SlappyMcGee wrote:I make it a habit to disagree with ridiculous trolls, but that film is remarkably overrated. As is Tim Burton. HE DIDN'T DIRECT NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS STOP MAKING HIM YOUR CULTURAL TOUCHSTONExVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:...OutrightOJ wrote:What about Edward Scissorhands? That was about the most stupid, pointless movie I've ever seen. The plot is terrible and the way it winds up is suicidal (not really). (But it is pretty bad).
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I really enjoyed Sleepy Hollow, and I liked Batman Returns, but everything else feels like a same old style over not much content. I've not seen a few of his films, though. Big Fish, The Charlie remake, That weird musical about the hairdresser... so perhaps I should educate myself a little more.
I don't like his over-reliance on Depp, either. I mean, I dig the guy as much as the next nerd, but his 'kooky like only Depp does kooky' routine began wearing thin for me a while ago.
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Big Fish is actually pretty great, and so is Ed Wood. But fuck that guy.
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