How many girlfriends have you had?

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Well.. how many?

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20
35%
1-2
24
42%
3-4
9
16%
5-6
1
2%
7+
3
5%
I prefer my hand
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Postby Rhekatou » 2010.01.11 (00:35)

You guys were right about me being too young. My parents read my texts (mind you, there wasn't anything bad or likes in there) and exploded. Me and her are now totally seperated by a wall of parent.
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Postby Radium » 2010.01.11 (00:40)

Rhekatou wrote:You guys were right about me being too young. My parents read my texts (mind you, there wasn't anything bad or likes in there) and exploded. Me and her are now totally seperated by a wall of parent.
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Postby Amadeus » 2010.01.11 (03:38)

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Rhekatou wrote:You guys were right about me being too young. My parents read my texts (mind you, there wasn't anything bad or likes in there) and exploded. Me and her are now totally seperated by a wall of parent.
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Postby //Zander » 2010.01.11 (10:21)

Technically I have had 0.
I have the problem that all the girls I like don't reciprocate my feelings and all the girls that like me I hate...
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Postby  yahoozy » 2010.01.11 (11:37)

I'm only going to count Amanda; there were two silly middle school relationships. One of those was actually somewhat meaningful, in that I grew directly of it, but it's ridiculous to posit that you can have any significant feeling towards a human of the opposite sex before the age of sixteen.

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Postby Rhekatou » 2010.01.11 (14:20)

Amadeus wrote:
Radium wrote:
Rhekatou wrote:You guys were right about me being too young. My parents read my texts (mind you, there wasn't anything bad or likes in there) and exploded. Me and her are now totally seperated by a wall of parent.
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Rhekatou wrote:...
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Postby im_bad_at_n » 2010.01.11 (14:23)

bufar wrote:
im_bad_at_n wrote:In college though everything changes plus long distance never works so why try before college? -IMO-
Not true. All of my friends that were in relationships in high school are still together.
do they go to the same college? if not, then i congratulate them =)
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Postby otters » 2010.01.11 (16:15)

Yahoozy wrote:I'm only going to count Amanda; there were two silly middle school relationships. One of those was actually somewhat meaningful, in that I grew directly of it, but it's ridiculous to posit that you can have any significant feeling towards a human of the opposite sex before the age of sixteen.
No way. I say the cutoff is eighteen.
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Postby Tunco » 2010.01.12 (17:48)

incluye wrote:1.5.
Lesbians? -_-
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.01.13 (20:35)

incluye wrote:
Yahoozy wrote:I'm only going to count Amanda; there were two silly middle school relationships. One of those was actually somewhat meaningful, in that I grew directly of it, but it's ridiculous to posit that you can have any significant feeling towards a human of the opposite sex before the age of sixteen.
No way. I say the cutoff is eighteen.
I say emotional and sexual development is unique to each human being.
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Postby Radium » 2010.01.13 (22:30)

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incluye wrote:
Yahoozy wrote:I'm only going to count Amanda; there were two silly middle school relationships. One of those was actually somewhat meaningful, in that I grew directly of it, but it's ridiculous to posit that you can have any significant feeling towards a human of the opposite sex before the age of sixteen.
No way. I say the cutoff is eighteen.
I say emotional and sexual development is unique to each human being.
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Postby otters~1 » 2010.01.13 (23:12)

SlappyMcGee wrote:Sabrina Langelier
What a hot name. And, to answer your question, 2/3.

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Postby scythe » 2010.01.13 (23:17)

Tsukatu wrote:Um... I'm gonna go ahead and say ~2.5, and none of them was particularly meaningful. The longest of those was about as many months. I've had far more random hookups than girlfriends.
I have difficulty picturing myself in a meaningful relationship.
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Postby Donfuy » 2010.01.14 (00:45)

Tsukatu wrote:I have difficulty picturing myself in a meaningful relationship.
I have lots of difficulty picturing myself in a non-meaningful relationship.
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Postby aids » 2010.01.14 (02:20)

Donfuy wrote:
Tsukatu wrote:I have difficulty picturing myself in a meaningful relationship.
I have lots of difficulty picturing myself in a non-meaningful relationship.
Yeah, same for me. I don't want to be in a relationship if there's no love.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.01.14 (18:23)

SlappyMcGee wrote:I say emotional and sexual development is unique to each human being.
Preposterous. Sexual maturity is like driving skill -- the government ships you a box of responsibility on your 18th birthday, just like insurance companies send you a package of defensive driving and reflexes on your 25th birthday.
It's just how the world works. Get with the times, grandpa.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.01.14 (20:25)

Tsukatu wrote:
SlappyMcGee wrote:I say emotional and sexual development is unique to each human being.
Preposterous. Sexual maturity is like driving skill -- the government ships you a box of responsibility on your 18th birthday, just like insurance companies send you a package of defensive driving and reflexes on your 25th birthday.
It's just how the world works. Get with the times, grandpa.
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Postby otters » 2010.01.14 (20:32)

Tsukatu wrote:
SlappyMcGee wrote:I say emotional and sexual development is unique to each human being.
Preposterous. Sexual maturity is like driving skill -- the government ships you a box of responsibility on your 18th birthday, just like insurance companies send you a package of defensive driving and reflexes on your 25th birthday.
This is exactly what I wanted to say, but my "clever asshole" package won't arrive from the government for another four years.
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Postby Chase » 2010.01.14 (22:15)

I've had a grand total of 0. I'll find someone eventually, but it gets hella lonely.

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Postby remm » 2010.01.14 (23:40)

3 for me, but they were all back in high school. Only one lasted more than a year. Though it is a little odd that me being single coincides with me being here with metanet. . .

There is one girl i could ask out whenever I feel like and she would probably say yes too, but there would be no feeling in it from me. That and she lives half the country away.

And who the hell would prefer their hand??
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Postby squibbles » 2010.01.15 (15:06)

Hands don't talk back, they never say no, and they make me sandwiches when I'm hungry.

Sounds like the perfect girl to me!
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Postby otters » 2010.01.15 (16:56)

squibbles wrote:Hands don't talk back, they never say no, and they make me sandwiches when I'm hungry.
Yeah, but they don't look nice, they can't hold (HA) a conversation, they don't hug you or buy you birthday presents or anything beneficial like that.

Err, then again, most girlfriends can't do those things either.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.01.15 (19:40)

incluye wrote:
squibbles wrote:Hands don't talk back, they never say no, and they make me sandwiches when I'm hungry.
Yeah, but they don't look nice, they can't hold (HA) a conversation, they don't hug you or buy you birthday presents or anything beneficial like that.
Wh-
Did y-
"Hold a conversation?"
"Hug you?"
This is what you look for in a relationship? I thought you were a dude.

The hand covers pretty much all of the right ground. The appropriate criticism would be, "my hand doesn't have boobs."
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Postby beethoveN » 2010.01.19 (00:36)

0. if you've known me throughout my on and off but everlasting stay here, you'd know why. if not, i'm not gonna tell you for sake of... you'd know if you knew me.
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Postby  yahoozy » 2010.01.19 (00:53)

beethoveN wrote:0. if you've known me throughout my on and off but everlasting stay here, you'd know why. if not, i'm not gonna tell you for sake of... you'd know if you knew me.
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