How many girlfriends have you had?

[sheganican]

The appropriate criticism would be, "my hand doesn't have boobs."

i lul'd

[otters]

This is what you look for in a relationship? I thought you were a dude.

Yeah, but I'm still working toward being an uninterestingly transparent person; I'm not there just yet. Besides, hugs are cool.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

Besides, hugs are cool.

I am speechless. Is this what has become of out youth?
I'm sending you a gratis copy of the Bro Code by Barney Stinson.

[beethoveN]

0. if you've known me throughout my on and off but everlasting stay here, you'd know why. if not, i'm not gonna tell you for sake of... you'd know if you knew me.

Don't spare us the filler; I hate it when people come to The Pie Forum with just a crust.

fine, I'm 12, just don't make fun of me for it.

[Radium]

Besides, hugs are cool.

HaHA IS that what they're teaching the christians these days?? aha. AHAHA.

</dickery>

[Pheidippides]

Besides, hugs are cool.

Quoted for emphasis, not mockery. ^_^

[yungerkid]

Wh-
Did y-
"Hold a conversation?"
"Hug you?"
This is what you look for in a relationship? I thought you were a dude.

I would point out that if that is what females appreciate more, then perhaps by having an appreciation for those things one is more likely to form a meaningful relationship with some female, and at least be able to better empathize with them.

Oh, and zero for me. I'd like to, but it'll take some work first.

[Amadeus]

Besides, hugs are cool.

Quoted for emphasis, not mockery. ^_^

[Ad]

I'll add to the depressing 0 list. I've been asked by two - apparently mentally challenged - friends, but I politely declined.

[Zer0]

Yeah, some of them I was not their boyfreind, but they were my girlfriend.

[Animator]

Zero. Love is dead to me like Saturday Morning Cartoons.

[Spawn of Yanni]

Zero. Love is dead to me like Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Maybe, but while you may have been his girlfriend he was not your boyfriend.

[Zer0]

Zero. Love is dead to me like Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Maybe, but while you may have been his girlfriend he was not your boyfriend.

You mean, that would be the other way around.

[Radium]

0.o

what?

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

Yeah, some of them I was not their boyfreind, but they were my girlfriend.

Yeaaaaah, you're gonna have to explain a bit more about how that happened.
Especially given that you're, like, 10. At least, that's what I'm going with given your posting activity.

[Rhekatou]

Yeah, some of them I was not their boyfreind, but they were my girlfriend.

Yeaaaaah, you're gonna have to explain a bit more about how that happened.
Especially given that you're, like, 10. At least, that's what I'm going with given your posting activity.

I'm going with a mental age of 10 and a physical age of 13-15

[乳头的早餐谷物]

Yeah, some of them I was not their boyfreind, but they were my girlfriend.

Yeaaaaah, you're gonna have to explain a bit more about how that happened.
Especially given that you're, like, 10. At least, that's what I'm going with given your posting activity.

I'm going with a mental age of 10 and a physical age of 13-15

Yeah, but we're not talking about you.

Zer0 is legitimately ten.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

Zer0 is legitimately ten.

Oh, shit, you mean I guessed it right?

[Kablizzy]

Zer0 is legitimately ten.

Oh, shit, you mean I guessed it right?

YOU'RE CRAZY LIKE A FOX HERE'S MY WALLET.

[aids]

Zer0 is legitimately ten.

Oh, shit, you mean I guessed it right?

YOU'RE CRAZY LIKE A FOX HERE'S MY WALLET.

Err, okay? Please don't rape me.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

YOU'RE CRAZY LIKE A FOX HERE'S MY WALLET.

DUDE.
I had no idea why, but I pictured you saying that after I made that post. No fucking joke. I knew it was such an arbitrary thing that it wouldn't actually happen, but it actually fucking just fucking hafuckingappened.
What the fuck.

[Rhekatou]

I back the guys up that are looking for a relationship involving hugs, the speed of relationships needs to slow down (For 14 and 15 year olds that is - and some older).

Aww where's the fun in that?
At least cut it at making out =3

[im_bad_at_n]

I'll add to the depressing 0 list. I've been asked by two - apparently mentally challenged - friends, but I politely declined.

lol, if the actually liked you then a polite declination would not work. Trust me i tried. She only stopped when I point blank ignored her. It was so harsh, but I don't have regrets about it if she couldn't take the 20 or so "polite" no's before that.

And I'm pro-hugs too ;D. i can only see myself in something that lasts, but I feel that a feelings like that only comes when im 20 or so...'

oh, and a 0 isn't depressing any more than a rainy day is =)

[Zephyr]

Hands don't talk back, they never say no, and they make me sandwiches when I'm hungry.

Yeah, but they don't look nice, they can't hold (HA) a conversation, they don't hug you or buy you birthday presents or anything beneficial like that.

Err, then again, most girlfriends can't do those things either.

My girlfriend wanted to buy a birthday present for me, I just told her not to waste her money.

oh, and a 0 isn't depressing any more than a rainy day is =)

If every day was a rainy day until you were 20 then the world would flood.

I'm the only one with the big 0. ;___;

I thought I had one, but it turned out we were just friends. And that she was a lesbian. :|

Didn't you say you had 4 girlfriends are the same time on IRC?

[a happy song]

I back the guys up that are looking for a relationship involving hugs, the speed of relationships needs to slow down (For 14 and 15 year olds that is - and some older).

Hey, it's not my fault if people appear interesting and self-motivated only to turn out all non-interesting and clingy!