Race to a Billion

[Hoohah2x2sday]

18?

[29403]

Oi 999_Springs. Your Simpsons Episode was on Channel 4 today.

[Pikman]

Now look which round is going so slowly :P

This is me not reserving a square due to the lethargic pace of this game at the moment.

[Hoohah2x2sday]

So, um..my guess...?

[999_Springs]

Sorry for the massive delay. But seriously, if you want the round to go faster, you'll have to do my annoying physics coursework for me. Tell you what, if you do that, and it gets a good mark, I'll pay you.

18.


That's supposed to be the "Strike It Rich" minigame square. And 29403 forgot to upload it. *Death stare*

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<    Player     > <    Money    > <AVx> < This Round > <  Rank   >
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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£    395,809 > <  1> <£          0> < 2nd->6th> STRIKE IT RICH
<EdoI           > <£ 10,789,668 > <  1> <£          0> <     *0th>
<isaacx         > <£  1,252,278 > <  1> <£    -50,000> < 3rd->4th> BOOM!!!
<Pikman         > <£    185,000 > <  1> <£    100,000> <      8th>

Notes: Anyone who does my physics coursework for me will get a nice big bonus.

wha? that isn;t fair

Blame EdoI.

Oi 999_Springs. Your Simpsons Episode was on Channel 4 today.

Damn, I missed it. I was stuck on a freezing cold bus at that time. GRRRRRRRRRR.

[29403]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Old_Ma ... 22_Student
http://www.wtso.net/movie/110-The_Simps ... the_q.html

[EdoI]

Square 21.

[999_Springs]

21.



Meh.

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<    Player     > <    Money    > <AVx> < This Round > <  Rank   >
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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£    395,809 > <  1> <£          0> < 2nd->6th> STRIKE IT RICH
<EdoI           > <£ 10,791,168 > <  1> <£      1,500> <     *0th>
<isaacx         > <£  1,252,278 > <  1> <£    -50,000> < 3rd->4th> BOOM!!!
<Pikman         > <£    185,000 > <  1> <£    100,000> <      8th>

I'll re-watch that Simpsons episode later...

[UnknownKirbyMan]

I would like to rejoin this please.

[Pikman]

I would like number 8.

[999_Springs]

I would like to rejoin this please.

Welcome back. You'll be in next round.

I would like number 8.

Square 8...

""Beh-ding ding ding ding dididing ding bing bing pscht
Dorhrm bom bom bedom bem bom bedom bom bum ba ba bom bom
Bouuuuum bom bom bedahm, Bom be barbedarm bedabedabedabeda
Bbrrrrrimm bbrrrrramm bbbrrrrrrrrraammmmm ddddddraammm
Bah bah baah baah ba wheeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee!"



And that sound means... BLAMMO TIME!!

There are four buttons, as per usual. Press the wrong button and you detonate yourself. Press the right button and you detonate someone else. Here you go.



Pick one.

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<    Player     > <    Money    > <AVx> < This Round > <  Rank   >
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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£    395,809 > <  1> <£          0> < 2nd->6th> STRIKE IT RICH
<EdoI           > <£ 10,791,168 > <  1> <£      1,500> <     *0th>
<isaacx         > <£  1,252,278 > <  1> <£    -50,000> < 3rd->4th> BOOM!!!
<Pikman         > <£    185,000 > <  1> <£    100,000> <      8th> BLAMMO!!!

[Pikman]

I push the yellow button. It moves slowly into its socket. I hear a click, and then something happens.

[999_Springs]

Pikman presses the yellow button.

Um... you've just been blammo bombed! That's £40,000 off your score, and that's it for you this round! BWAHAHAHAHA!







These were the blammo buttons, as decided by random.org...
Red:

Green:

Blue:

Yellow:

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<    Player     > <    Money    > <AVx> < This Round > <  Rank   >
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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£    395,809 > <  1> <£          0> < 2nd->6th> STRIKE IT RICH
<EdoI           > <£ 10,791,168 > <  1> <£      1,500> <     *0th>
<isaacx         > <£  1,252,278 > <  1> <£    -50,000> < 3rd->4th> BOOM!!!
<Pikman         > <£    145,000 > <  1> <£     60,000> <      8th> BLAMMO BOOM!!!

[Hoohah2x2sday]

9?

[999_Springs]

Square 9...



Immunity! And that means...

No, it doesn't mean you are automatically immune to bombs in the rest of the round, that was never the case.

It means that one person at random still remaining in the round gets immunity. Now will that be you or EdoI?

...

...

Only random.org knows!

...

And who gets it?

HOOHAH2X2SDAY!!!

Oooh, this is now suddenly interesting!

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<    Player     > <    Money    > <AVx> < This Round > <  Rank   >
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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£    395,809 > <  1> <£          0> < 2nd->6th> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!
<EdoI           > <£ 10,791,168 > <  1> <£      1,500> <     *0th>
<isaacx         > <£  1,252,278 > <  1> <£    -50,000> < 3rd->4th> BOOM!!!
<Pikman         > <£    145,000 > <  1> <£     60,000> <      8th> BLAMMO BOOM!!!

[EdoI]

Square 2.
Edit: Wait, I'm not able to win this round anymore?

[29403]

999_Springs, I have to say something to you, but after the round's done.

[999_Springs]

Square 2...



OOOOOoooooh... half a million! Finally you're back to finding the big cash squares again...

Edit: Wait, I'm not able to win this round anymore?

You could still win, but it's a lot less likely now that Hooha has immunity...

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<    Player     > <    Money    > <AVx> < This Round > <  Rank   >
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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£    395,809 > <  1> <£          0> < 2nd->6th> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!
<EdoI           > <£ 11,291,168 > <  1> <£    501,500> <     *0th>
<isaacx         > <£  1,252,278 > <  1> <£    -50,000> < 3rd->4th> BOOM!!!
<Pikman         > <£    145,000 > <  1> <£     60,000> <      8th> BLAMMO BOOM!!!

[Hoohah2x2sday]

Awesome!

EDIT: oh, was i supposed to guess too? 1.

[999_Springs]

1...



*cue music*

another minigame for you...

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<    Player     > <    Money    > <AVx> < This Round > <  Rank   >
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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£    395,809 > <  1> <£          0> < 2nd->6th> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL
<EdoI           > <£ 11,291,168 > <  1> <£    501,500> <     *0th>
<isaacx         > <£  1,252,278 > <  1> <£    -50,000> < 3rd->4th> BOOM!!!
<Pikman         > <£    145,000 > <  1> <£     60,000> <      8th> BLAMMO BOOM!!!

[EdoI]

11.

[999_Springs]

11.

Oh... my... God.

This is turning ridiculously surreal... again.

It's that notoriously unreliable square... again.



Hoohah2x2sday must now pick EVERY SQUARE REMAINING ON THE BOARD. But he has immunity so that means he won't get bombed, which means you're powerless to watch him take every square that's left.

Also you've both automatically won the round but your win bonuses don't count for very much, so whatever.

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<    Player     > <    Money    > <AVx> < This Round > <  Rank   >
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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£    395,809 > <  1> <£          0> < 2nd->6th> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, MUST-NOW-PICK-EVERY-SQUARE!!!
<EdoI           > <£ 11,291,168 > <  1> <£    501,500> <     *0th> MISS ALL OF YOUR GOES!
<isaacx         > <£  1,252,278 > <  1> <£    -50,000> < 3rd->4th> BOOM!!!
<Pikman         > <£    145,000 > <  1> <£     60,000> <      8th> BLAMMO BOOM!!!

[EdoI]

So, we both have a spot in the next round?
And I haven't won a round in ages, I might be back in shape again!

[Hoohah2x2sday]

wait wait wait, so whats the point of mean physically guessing...?

3 4 5 6 7 10 12 13 14 15 16 17 19 22 23, yes in that order :p

[999_Springs]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

3.

10p!

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£    395,809.10 > <  1> <£          0.10> < 2nd->6th> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL

4.

1.5 million! Wow. Amazing!

GRRR you're ahead of ME now!

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  1,895,809.10 > <  1> <£  1,500,000.10> < 2nd->3rd> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL

5.

This one's new... you'll get a chance to use it next round.

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  1,895,809.10 > <  1> <£  1,500,000.10> < 2nd->3rd> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, C+P

6.

But your immunity means we reveal what was behind the bomb...

*insert random graphics here*
£42,482
Meh.

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  1,938,291.10 > <  1> <£  1,542,482.10> < 2nd->3rd> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, C+P

7.

Wow. You're really enjoying the effects of Immunity + Unlimited Goes right now, aren't you?

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  2,938,291.10 > <  1> <£  2,542,482.10> <      2nd> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, C+P

10.

Bahahaha! You'll really like playing this one!

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  2,938,291.10 > <  1> <£  2,542,482.10> <      2nd> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, C+P, CALCULUS!

12.

(By the way, that's £45,000.)
You've now overtaken Mae into 1st place!

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  2,983,291.10 > <  1> <£  2,587,482.10> <      1st> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, C+P, CALCULUS!

13.

Oh dear... Your win bonus has just been reduced to £0! Bahaha!

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  2,983,291.10 > <  1> <£  2,587,482.10> <      1st> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, C+P, CALCULUS!, WIN VALUE *0

14.

What was behind it?

Not much.

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  2,983,491.10 > <  1> <£  2,587,682.10> <      1st> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, C+P, CALCULUS!, WIN VALUE *0

15.

Haha.

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  2,973,491.10 > <  1> <£  2,577,682.10> <      1st> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, C+P, CALCULUS!, WIN VALUE *0

16.

OUCH!! Minus £200,000! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You're not in 1st place anymore!!

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  2,773,491.10 > <  1> <£  2,377,682.10> < 1st->2nd> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, C+P, CALCULUS!, WIN VALUE *0

17.

DOUBLE DEAL ACTIVATED!! Everything you pick now gets multiplied by 2!!

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  2,773,491.10 > <  1> <£  2,377,682.10> < 1st->2nd> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, C+P, CALCULUS!, WIN VALUE *0
DOUBLE DEAL ACTIVATED

19.

What was behind it?

Ouch. AV-1 isn't as bad as AV*-1, but now EVERYTHING you pick will be multiplied by ZERO!! *evil laughter* You really don't want that!!!

But seriously, if it stays at 0, there's no point playing your minigames since you won't win anything! You'll have to do something about it REALLY FAST.

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  2,773,491.10 > <  0> <£  2,377,682.10> < 1st->2nd> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, C+P, CALCULUS!, WIN VALUE *0, AV*0 *EVIL LAUGHTER*
DOUBLE DEAL ACTIVATED

22.

BAHAHAHAHA!! Not only is everything you get multiplied by 0 but you'll LOSE 10% of your total score! Not looking too promising!

One square to go. What will come of it????

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  2,773,491.10 > <  0> <£  2,377,682.10> < 1st->2nd> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, C+P, CALCULUS!, WIN VALUE *0, AV*0 *EVIL LAUGHTER*, *MINUS 10%*!!!!!
DOUBLE DEAL ACTIVATED

23.......






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WOW!! You've just got yourself out of jail at the very last square. You'll actually get some money for your minigames now that they're multiplied by 6 and not 0. You've also got double deal as a bonus!

That was REALLY lucky, you know...

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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  2,773,491.10 > <  6> <£  2,377,682.10> < 1st->2nd> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, C+P, CALCULUS!, WIN VALUE *0, MINUS 10%, SOMEHOW MANAGED TO ESCAPE OBLIVION AT THE LAST SQUARE
DOUBLE DEAL ACTIVATED

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<    Player     > <      Money     > <AVx> <  This Round   > <  Rank   >
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<Hoohah2x2sday  > <£  2,773,491.10 > <  6> <£  2,377,682.10> < 1st->2nd> STRIKE IT RICH, IMMUNITY!, DEAL OR NO DEAL, C+P, CALCULUS!, WIN VALUE *0, MINUS 10%, SOMEHOW MANAGED TO ESCAPE OBLIVION AT THE LAST SQUARE
<EdoI           > <£ 11,291,168    > <  1> <£    501,500   > <     *0th> MISS ALL OF YOUR GOES!
<isaacx         > <£  1,252,278    > <  1> <£    -50,000   > < 3rd->5th> BOOM!!!
<Pikman         > <£    145,000    > <  1> <£     60,000   > <      8th> BLAMMO BOOM!!!

DOUBLE DEAL ACTIVATED

I'll start your 3 minigames sometime later. Probably tomorrow.