Corrupt a Wish

http://nmaps.net/user/im_bad_at_n · Postby **im_bad_at_n** » 2010.03.02 (05:11)

Granted, but the headphones volume control busted and your head hurts every time you hear a noise.

I wish for my life to feel complete.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2010.03.03 (00:44)

Granted. 6.9853 seconds after the feeling hits, you are blasted in the face with a .50 cal, and your remains are splattered all over Rhekatou.

I wish for Gandalf.

http://nmaps.net/user/im_bad_at_n · Postby **im_bad_at_n** » 2010.03.03 (00:47)

Granted, he gives you a ring and tells you to run to mount Mordor. He leaves and you look all around New Zealand, discover there's no such mountain, and die because the ring wrathes hunted you down.

I wish for a hair cut.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2010.03.03 (02:01)

Granted. The razor, in reality, is a tazer, and the barber places it neatly on your temple, switches it on and deliberately shocks the shit out of you. He then drags your still-twitching corpse into a dark closet, locks the door and violently rapes you. Afterward, he does amateur surgery around your eye sockets, pricks each eye out in the most unforgiving fashion possible. He packs them tightly inside his co-worker's roast beef sandwich and laughs wholeheartedly as he scarfs down your organs of imagery.

I wish for a Wookie.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Vyacheslav** » 2010.03.05 (17:01)

Granted, but now it's bent.

I wish for ten thousand dollars.

http://nmaps.net/user/neil_bryan · Postby **Neil_Bryan** » 2010.03.06 (02:03)

You get $10000 but they said you have to pay tax worth $10000.

I wish that more people log in into this forum.

http://nmaps.net/user/BluePretzel · Postby **BluePretzel** » 2010.03.06 (05:23)

granted but they sign off.

Once again, I wish for World Peace.

http://nmaps.net/user/im_bad_at_n · Postby **im_bad_at_n** » 2010.03.06 (11:16)

Granted, the world splits into many pieces and you receive a "World Piece".

I wish for any skill.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2010.03.07 (21:40)

The skill of spontaneous combustion has been given unto you.

I wish that 987654321 would explain his corruption.

http://nmaps.net/user/wayofn · Postby **wayofn** » 2010.03.09 (00:55)

wish granted, but you die b4 you see it happen

i wish for nothing to go wrong in my life

Postby **Aldaric** » 2010.03.12 (21:19)

Granted.
You end up having the most boring life to prevent anything wrong from happening.
I wish for world peace. (Hahaha can't corrupt that wish without looking like a dick.)

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **DarkN** » 2010.03.13 (16:25)

That's been done already. Twice. Take your pick.
I wish for a computer with perfect antivirus software and infinite storage space.

http://nmaps.net/user/im_bad_at_n · Postby **im_bad_at_n** » 2010.03.13 (20:52)

Granted. Its called a terminator.

I wish people can join an alliance I made on a browser game.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Gregis** » 2010.03.14 (03:08)

Granted, but not really since I can't control that.

I wish I had a friend who was coincidentally a kangaroo, and she would let me ride in her pouch.

http://nmaps.net/user/BluePretzel · Postby **BluePretzel** » 2010.03.14 (03:15)

Granted but the joey in the pouch grabs his boxing gloves and punches the crap out of you.

I wish for a Galleon.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Gregis** » 2010.03.14 (03:21)

Granted, but it was built by a man with spotted vision, so it has holes in it and promptly sinks.

I wish that joeys weren't born with boxing gloves.

http://nmaps.net/user/im_bad_at_n · Postby **im_bad_at_n** » 2010.03.14 (11:28)

Granted, they are now born with flamethrowers.

I wish that Blue Pretzel could get a galleon, especially since a Galleon is a gold coin used in the Harry Potter series.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Gregis** » 2010.03.14 (20:24)

Granted, but that's not what a galleon is. It's a ship. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galleon

I wish you would look at that link.

http://nmaps.net/user/im_bad_at_n · Postby **im_bad_at_n** » 2010.03.14 (20:36)

Granted, because I looked at that link. I also found this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_in_H ... er#Economy

I wish that I could text.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Gregis** » 2010.03.14 (21:13)

Granted, but first you have to buy a phone that can text.
(By the way, go to wikipedia.org and type in Galleon. Which comes up first? The ship.)

I wish more people were on Corrupt a Wish so I wouldn't have to wait so long to get a response.

http://nmaps.net/user/BluePretzel · Postby **BluePretzel** » 2010.03.14 (21:41)

Granted, but a Galleon (the ship) falls on top of all of them, and they dont get to look
I wish for a Frigate..

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Gregis** » 2010.03.14 (22:15)

The spotted vision thing again.
I wish you would stop wishing for boats! :D

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2010.03.15 (19:06)

Granted. He wishes for a doomsday device and frigging kills you.

I wish for an Irish wristwatch. With a laser.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Gregis** » 2010.03.15 (22:16)

Granted, but nobody can pronounce it. Also the laser backfires.

I wish my friend would get a facebook.

http://nmaps.net/user/neil_bryan · Postby **Neil_Bryan** » 2010.03.16 (04:15)

Granted. Oh yeah, by the way, his Facebook has been hacked.

I wish I could complete all 100 episodes of N within 12 minutes.

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